The X-files and Us:
A couple of days ago, Flukey, Soccer, and Booger were taking a walk when a UFO flew across the screen and zapped Soccer's smiley face. Soccer got mad (she liked that smiley face) and x-ed it out. Then Mulder and Scully came to see what was going on. They tend to follow UFOs. Scully had her baby. It was a boy. It was an alien. She loved it anyway. They started asking the girls all these questions about the UFO and they tried to answer, but some of the questions were really weird. Flukey got Mulder and Scully to sign her hat. Booger asked them to sign her shoe, but they just laughed at her. They thought she was a dork. Everyone thinks she's a dork. She was sad. Then Mulder gave Flukey some sunflower seeds. Booger didn't get any sunflower seeds. She cried. They were all sitting around talking when the alien baby got up and started singing "My Name Is" by Eminem. Then he ran off, still singing. He acts a lot older then he is. Mulder and Scully ran after him.
The End
You made it too the end!! You get a wonderful party hat with the elastic band to *pop* your neck and a ride on the big giant cow. Your very fanky for reading this far and you can go to hili.