Morwly's Poem

Me: Whatto guys and gals. ^_^ Molly Holly Rosie reporting for duty!! (You don't want to know my full name! yes I know I'm called Yenvy.. but um.. I'm Molly now!!) Just a short ol' poem that a mole I know called Morwly wrote. **R/R pleeeeease.**

Me: Ok go ahead, everyones ready.
Morwly: Hur hur, *clears his throat* I don't be havin' a name for this here poem but I writ it on me own experience, hur har..

Oh I am a mole,
And I'm hidin' down a hole,
From a mean ol' stoat.
Who likes to gloat,
An' he's showin' off his dagger,
An' walkin' with a swagger,
Oh I am a mole,
And I'm hidin' down a hole!!

Morwly: *scratches his head as the room falls silent, distant cricket sounds are heard*
Me: *pats Morwly on the back* Best leave it to the professinals huh ol' chap! Bally good try, eh wot?
Morwly: *nods slowly*
Me: Doooon't worry, just don't quit you're day job, eh heh.. *searches for some papers, muttering under her breath* Now where'd I put my damn ballard..

End ^_^