Jareth Goes To Summer Camp
Disclaimer- I do not own Labyrinth, if I did would I really treat them so cruely?…YES! Well if I don't own it, someone else has to. I believe those people to be either Jim Henson *cries because authoress just figured out that he died, because she watched A Muppet Christmas Carol in the middle of July and saw that it was dedicated in loving memory Jim Henson. Starts bawling* and the other person may be George Lucas aka Georgie Boy. Some of the counsler's names are ones that I had for camp, so if any of them read this and have a problem with that please inform me and I'll change it. And the songs/games are also from the camp I went to and school. *one time in English class the teacher thought we were to sleepy so he made us get up and sing the: Hands, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes song in German with the hand motions. shudders* Other People belong to themselves. Tiger, Jason, Mike, and Allen all belong to me.
Character Descriptions- Allen is based off of, but is not, the character Allen Schezar from Escaflowne. You know the one with the really really really really long shiny blond hair. Jason and Mike are Twins but they aren't identical. Think two really cute white guys with black hair and dark blue eyes. Tiger has long blond hair *kinda like Allen's but not as long…half-way down her back* and again dark blue eyes. Her and Allen are twins. Now on to the story.
It had almost been three long months since Sarah had gone through the labyrinth and faced its king. Three months of nightly torture. Three months of having to put up with a practically begging goblin king. Every night it was the same thing!
"Sarah just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be you slave" were the lines he had used the first month. The second month was filled with songs and flowers. The third month was the hardest to get through, he just sat on her bed and stared at her. That was all he would do, whenever she asked him a question he would grunt in reply. It was like the two of them were married or something! She couldn't take it any more! If she had to stare him staring at her any longer she would…..
"Sarah, I have a surprise for you1" Karen walked into the room disrupting Sarah's train of thought. *derailing it and causing a nuclear meltdown…KABLUEY!!*
"What is it?" Sarah asked.
"Sarah…"
"Yes?.."
"BLINK!! I swear I have no idea where you get these awful habits, and the fact that they started shortly after the start of the month…"
"Did you come here for any specific reason, or did you come up to yell at me for my blinking habits?"
"I came up here to tell you that your father and I are sending you to summer camp. Specifically Girl Scout Camp."
"WHAT!!"
"I didn't stutter. And if you are wondering they did make some changes this year. They are experimenting with weither or not to let boys in."
"So they are letting boys into the camp?" Sarah asked, suddenly a whole lot more interested on the whole ordeal.
"Yep" Karen replied grinning……..CUT!! *authoress throws down computer and starts to pace around the room like an insane movie director*
This whole story is getting worse by the minute! *okay this isn't my idea, it belongs to another authoress Kalika6955 so if you don't want me to use this please inform me and I will never do it again. I am just desperate and need to liven up this story a bit, cause lets face it. It needs it!* What to do! *slap* what to do! *bonk* UEREKA!! I'll get a muse!! *re-reads what has already been written* err…maybe two or three.
"Hey what about me!?" a voice squeaked up from the corner of the room.
"I'm sorry Bob, you are a great pal , but lets face it. You are no muse."
"well excuse me! Now, if you would, please enlighten me on what it takes to be a muse?"
"Well, *I use that word a lot* first of all you need to be a beanie baby, or a cheap imatation, but between you and me those ones aren't as good. And lets face it, you are a purple balloon filled with flour that has writing all over it."
"EXCUSE ME!!! You are the one that wrote on me and unless you already forgot, you also drew two faces on me. Now explain to the nice readers WHY I have two faces."
"YEAH! EXPLAIN!" a new voice popped up. This one even louder, squeaker, and more demanding.
"if I do will you leave me alone?"
"Yes" They both responded.
"Good. This is Bob, *points to the balloon* Bob has an evil twin named Bob *points to the balloon again* Because Bob is Bob spelled backwards. Oh, and one of the Bob's is gay we just don't know which one. *I am not trying to offend anybody. In fact I support yaoi relationships. So I am sorry if I offended any one by that, I didn't mean to.* And you know what! Forget this whole muse thing! I'll just stick with Bob and Bob!" *Both Bobs grin evily, don't even ask me how because I have no clue.* Now where was I? Oh yes, Karen was grinning at her step daughter's response.
Disclaimer- I do not own Labyrinth, if I did would I really treat them so cruely?…YES! Well if I don't own it, someone else has to. I believe those people to be either Jim Henson *cries because authoress just figured out that he died, because she watched A Muppet Christmas Carol in the middle of July and saw that it was dedicated in loving memory Jim Henson. Starts bawling* and the other person may be George Lucas aka Georgie Boy. Some of the counsler's names are ones that I had for camp, so if any of them read this and have a problem with that please inform me and I'll change it. And the songs/games are also from the camp I went to and school. *one time in English class the teacher thought we were to sleepy so he made us get up and sing the: Hands, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes song in German with the hand motions. shudders* Other People belong to themselves. Tiger, Jason, Mike, and Allen all belong to me.
Character Descriptions- Allen is based off of, but is not, the character Allen Schezar from Escaflowne. You know the one with the really really really really long shiny blond hair. Jason and Mike are Twins but they aren't identical. Think two really cute white guys with black hair and dark blue eyes. Tiger has long blond hair *kinda like Allen's but not as long…half-way down her back* and again dark blue eyes. Her and Allen are twins. Now on to the story.
It had almost been three long months since Sarah had gone through the labyrinth and faced its king. Three months of nightly torture. Three months of having to put up with a practically begging goblin king. Every night it was the same thing!
"Sarah just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be you slave" were the lines he had used the first month. The second month was filled with songs and flowers. The third month was the hardest to get through, he just sat on her bed and stared at her. That was all he would do, whenever she asked him a question he would grunt in reply. It was like the two of them were married or something! She couldn't take it any more! If she had to stare him staring at her any longer she would…..
"Sarah, I have a surprise for you1" Karen walked into the room disrupting Sarah's train of thought. *derailing it and causing a nuclear meltdown…KABLUEY!!*
"What is it?" Sarah asked.
"Sarah…"
"Yes?.."
"BLINK!! I swear I have no idea where you get these awful habits, and the fact that they started shortly after the start of the month…"
"Did you come here for any specific reason, or did you come up to yell at me for my blinking habits?"
"I came up here to tell you that your father and I are sending you to summer camp. Specifically Girl Scout Camp."
"WHAT!!"
"I didn't stutter. And if you are wondering they did make some changes this year. They are experimenting with weither or not to let boys in."
"So they are letting boys into the camp?" Sarah asked, suddenly a whole lot more interested on the whole ordeal.
"Yep" Karen replied grinning……..CUT!! *authoress throws down computer and starts to pace around the room like an insane movie director*
This whole story is getting worse by the minute! *okay this isn't my idea, it belongs to another authoress Kalika6955 so if you don't want me to use this please inform me and I will never do it again. I am just desperate and need to liven up this story a bit, cause lets face it. It needs it!* What to do! *slap* what to do! *bonk* UEREKA!! I'll get a muse!! *re-reads what has already been written* err…maybe two or three.
"Hey what about me!?" a voice squeaked up from the corner of the room.
"I'm sorry Bob, you are a great pal , but lets face it. You are no muse."
"well excuse me! Now, if you would, please enlighten me on what it takes to be a muse?"
"Well, *I use that word a lot* first of all you need to be a beanie baby, or a cheap imatation, but between you and me those ones aren't as good. And lets face it, you are a purple balloon filled with flour that has writing all over it."
"EXCUSE ME!!! You are the one that wrote on me and unless you already forgot, you also drew two faces on me. Now explain to the nice readers WHY I have two faces."
"YEAH! EXPLAIN!" a new voice popped up. This one even louder, squeaker, and more demanding.
"if I do will you leave me alone?"
"Yes" They both responded.
"Good. This is Bob, *points to the balloon* Bob has an evil twin named Bob *points to the balloon again* Because Bob is Bob spelled backwards. Oh, and one of the Bob's is gay we just don't know which one. *I am not trying to offend anybody. In fact I support yaoi relationships. So I am sorry if I offended any one by that, I didn't mean to.* And you know what! Forget this whole muse thing! I'll just stick with Bob and Bob!" *Both Bobs grin evily, don't even ask me how because I have no clue.* Now where was I? Oh yes, Karen was grinning at her step daughter's response.