One day, Draco Malfoy was sitting with his fellow Slytherins at their
table in the Great Hall when all of a sudden he blurted out "I have a secret and you
don't know what it is!"
"No crap, Draco." said Ron Weasley as he passed him. "Everyone has some
kind of secret."
"But my secret's special," said Draco. "And YOU can't hear it because
you're just a filthy little poor Weasley."
Ron strode away, looking disgusted. As Draco watched him leave with a dazed look
on his face, he said loudly, "Now I have TWO secrets!"
"Oh, no!" Said Pansy Parkington. "I thought we were going out!"
"Not anymore," said Draco.
Later that day, in the middle of Transfiguration, Draco once again yelled, "I have
two secrets!"
McGonagall glared at him and said, "You know the rules, Malfoy. No talking in
class. I will have to give you detention if you do it again. Now pay attention! That goes
for you too, Weasly!" Ron had been staring wide-eyed at Draco.
"Ha, at least I don't use a litter box," snickered Draco.
"THAT WILL BE ENOUGH!" Yelled McGonagall. "DETENTION, Malfoy!" And with that
she grabbed him by the ear and pulled him out of the classroom.
Late at night, Draco wrote in his diary:
Dear Diary,
I believe I have a problem. I've fallen in love with Ron
Weasley, and I don't know why! And, I have another secret that I can't tell you because
you'd probably tell everyone. Well, maybe not, but it's not worth risking it. Goodnight,
diary.
Love,
Draco
When Draco woke up the next morning, he saw Crabbe holding something pink
and fuzzy in his gigantic fist. Could it be?!?!?
"PUT THAT DOWN RIGHT NOW, CRABBE!" Yelled Draco, to the whole Hall. "NO ONE
MESSES WITH MY TEDDY BEAR!"
Everyone looked at Draco. Then, suddenly, everyone in the Hall burst out laughing.
Crabbe gave the teddy back to Draco, and Draco hugged it tight. "Thanks a lot,
Crabbe," he sobbed. "Now you've given away my biggest secret. Now everyone knows
that I have a teddy!"
Suddenly, Ron stood up on the table. "STOP LAUGHING!" He yelled above all the
noise. "Draco is to hot-oops, I meant sensitive- to deserve this!" He then ran over to
Draco and they both Disapparated to the staff bathroom.
"Why are we in here?" Draco wondered aloud.
"This is the only place where people won't find us," said Ron. "We need
to talk."
And then they both said "I LOVE YOU!" at the same time.