Project: Sleeping Beauty
Author's Note: Hi! Well I don't own any of this I never did! But anyway, I'm guessing you are sick of hearing that. It sorta parallels with the chatroom fics 'Chaos Strikes Again', but all the stuff that happens in it, is really prep for the play. Hope you like it! Don't forget to R & R! Here it is!!!!! No Da!(It's a Fushigi Yugi thing, don't ask) Oh yeah, () is the character's thoughts, and is what they are doing. Oh yeah, POC is initials for Piece of Crap in case you wanted to know, cuz it is said a few times.
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Gendo: Project: Sleeping Beauty. Hmmm.....
Misato: Yay! As long as I make some money! (Spent on Yebisu beer of course... Hehehe)
Fuyuutski: I'll judge in the auditions.
Maya: Me too!
Ritsuko: Why don't I-
Fuyuutski: How about not.
Ritsuko: Grr.
Yui: I shall come from heaven to watch it. Or else from the big purple monster.
Shinji: Barney?
Yui: NO! EVA 01!
Shinji: Ohhhh, that big purple monster......... Now it all makes sense......... Hey, don't you look a bit like Rei?
Yui: I do NOT! I'm sick of people saying I look like Rei, or Rei looks like me! She just used a little bit of BASIC DNA! THAT COULD HAVE BEEN MY SPIT FOR ALL I KNOW! HOW WOULD I KNOW, I'M DEAD!
Gendo: stiffly Take a chill pill.
Yui: I DON'T NEED ONE! LOOK AT YOU ANYWAY! IF THAT'S HOW I'M GONNA ACT WHEN I TAKE ONE I'M NOT.
Shinji: Mom. Stop spazzing out.
Yui: I CAN SPAZ OUT IF I WANT TO! I'M DEAD! DEAD! DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD!
Asuka: She's crazy.
Rei: You should be one to talk. Asuka the psychopath.........
The Audition
Fuyuutski: Okay, all of you do an impression of sleeping beauty *yawn*
Asuka: I am so beautiful and smart and talented. Don't you just love me!!! I'm so sweet and caring and kind..... AND IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME THE PART I'LL STRANGLE THE LIFE FROM YA AND THEN STOMP ON YOU WITH MY EVA!
Rei: sleeping
Misato: Hey, was'sup, hic hiccup is there beer here? Hic hic hiccup.
Fuyuutski: No.
Misato: Che! I'll go hic somewhere hiccup else then!
Fuyuutski: Can any of you kiss?
Asuka: Of course!
Shinji pops up
Shinji: She holds the other person's nose when they kiss.
Asuka: AGH! GO AWAY BAKA HENTAI! Shinji pops away
Rei: I could do it.
Misato: I luv ya beer... Yebisu, couldn't live without it
Fuyuutski: (The bitch? No possible way. The drunk? She's proclaiming her love to a beer can. Well the only one left to do the job is Ayanami)
Uh this is hard. Yeah, I'm gonna sleep on it.
***
Maya: I'm judging you. Now be Prince Charming. Toji?
Toji: looks up Maya's skirt Well there's something up there at least!
Maya: SLAP! HENTAI! When I need a doctor-
Ritsuko: You'll call me!
Maya: No I'll call a real doctor, not one that drinks too much coffee.
Ritsuko: I don't drink too much coffee!
Maya: Then what are you holding?
Ritsuko: It's actually LCL. I've gotten attached to the stuff.
Maya: You actually drink the stuff the naked Reis float in?
Ritsuko: Yup! It's yummy!
Maya runs out. Puking sounds can be heard. Maya comes back, Ritsuko left
Maya: Ahem, next person please.
Kensuke: Do I get to see an Evangelion?
Maya: No.
Kensuke: But it was in my contract!
Maya: You don't have a contract.
Kensuke: Che. Do I at least get to be bossed around by a sexy woman?
Maya: You've gotta be kidding me.
Kensuke: GRRRRR.
Maya: NEXT!
Gendo: Sleeping Beauty you are dispensable.
Maya: Sweat drop Okay...............
Gendo: In fact, all of you are dispensable! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Maya: ANYWAY, next person.
Shinji: I mustn't run away! I must be strong!
Maya: What the crap?
Shinji: Nobody likes me everybody hates me, why don't I just eat worms-
Maya: Shut UP!
Shinji: Gomen!
Maya: (Gah, How am I supposed to pick from this rabble?) The results will be posted tomorrow. Now shut up and leave me alone.
***
Ritsuko: Now, to audition for the evil fairy and the other fairies, I am judging- Hey! Why'd everyone leave?
Maya: Because you drink LCL.
Fuyuutski: They left because they heard you were judging. Hey Maya, I'll pick two of the fairies.
Maya: Then I'll pick the evil fairy and the other fairy then. The rest will be backup and extras.
The next day..................
Results
Sleeping Beauty: Ayanami Rei
The Prince: Ikari Shinji
The Evil Fairy: Asuka Langley Soryu
1st Fairy: Suzuhara Touji
2nd Fairy: Ikari Gendo
3rd Fairy: Aida Kensuke
King: Pen Pen
Queen: Nagisa Kaworu
Costume Designer: Katsuragi Misato
Scenery: Shigeru Aoba
Electronics: Hyuga Makoto
Servant: Horaki Hikari
Donkey: Akagi Ritsuko
Priest: Ryouji Kaji
The Practice
Asuka: Why do I have to be the evil fairy? I'm too beautiful! I am so gentle! HOW DARE YOU!
Maya: You have to be the evil fairy, because you are evil! Now SHUT UP AND GET TO WORK!
Touji: It's true Asuka.
Rei: You were destined to have this role.
Shinji: I can picture it now in lights: Asuka, the fiery psychopath.
Asuka: AHHHHHH! KNOCK IT OFF!
Misato: It does have a catchy tone.
Asuka: ............... Well, at least I get to beat up Ayanami!
Rei: Not if I can help it. Anyway, what's saying you could beat me up.
Asuka: I slapped you.
Rei: You actually think that hurt? Hahahaha I laugh in the face of danger!
Misato: Rei, settle down. Don't go all kamikaze on us.
Shinji: Is there any *gulp* kissing in this play?
Fuyuutski: Yeah, you have to kiss Ayanami, so get on first name basis please. Oh yeah, do it real long, that's what the people like.
Shinji: fainted
Ritsuko: Why am I the horse?
Misato: Well, there wasn't an old bitch part, so you got the leftovers!
Rei: Katsuragi-san, are you designing our costumes?
Misato: Yup! (Wow, I didn't think it was possible for Rei's face to get any whiter.)
Touji: Does this tutu make me look fat?
Asuka: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
Misato: Here's your costume Asuka! Holds up a typical little girl with costume Since you aren't an important character, you get this.
Touji: Ha, ha, yours has puffy sleeves!
Asuka: Look at yours!
Misato: Rei, here's yours! Holds up an ice blue gown with a really high slit and a really low top.
Rei: You're kidding, right?
Misato: Nope!
Shinji:fainted again
Misato: Buck up Shinji! kicks him in the head Be a man!
Maya: Who wrote the scripts?
Asuka: Me!
Maya: Asuka! Your kanji's terrible! I can't read a thing!
Asuka: grumble............mutter.........
Maya: Time to bring in the extra scripts!
10 days later, the night of the play...
Rei: Misato! Did you purposely make this tight!
Misato: Well the star has to look sexy! How else will we make money!
Shinji: about to faint
Misato: Nope, not this time, it's the night of the play, Shinji, so nosebleed or something instead. That's what wimpy guys do.
Shinji: stands up No! This time, I, Ikari Shinji, will be a man! some POC Lion King background music comes on
Rei: Uh Shinji?
Shinji: Yes, Rei? Call me 'Shinji the MAN'
Rei: Uh, no.
Shinji: Well, what was it?
Rei: I though you might wanna know while saying your speech, you stepped in a bucket.
Shinji: EWW! It's crap!!!!!!!!! Now I need to get washed up!
Misato: Ew Shinji, you stepped in crap!
Asuka: WHAT! Shinji stepped in crap! Shinji runs to a bathroom
Ritsuko: I am not fit to play a horse.
Misato: That's right.
Ritsuko: Really! You'll change my role!?
Misato: No.
Ritsuko: But you said-
Misato: I said you weren't a horse. You're not.
Ritsuko: Then what am I?
Misato: An ass.
Gendo: Do I, uh, have to wear this.
Misato: Yes, I don't care if it's a tutu, you guys are the fairies.
Gendo: But it's purple.
Misato: So?
Asuka: He's trying to say-
Shinji: That he looks-
Rei: LIKE A BIG TINKY WINKY!
Misato: So?
Maya: Okay, guys, I'm going out.
Everyone: Good luck!
Crash Bang Boom
Makoto: SORRY BOUT THAT!
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Hey, please rate and review! Once I get at least a few reviews then I'll put the next chapter up. The next chapter is the play itself. There, more happens. So hopefully I'll have the next chapter soon!
Author's Note: Hi! Well I don't own any of this I never did! But anyway, I'm guessing you are sick of hearing that. It sorta parallels with the chatroom fics 'Chaos Strikes Again', but all the stuff that happens in it, is really prep for the play. Hope you like it! Don't forget to R & R! Here it is!!!!! No Da!(It's a Fushigi Yugi thing, don't ask) Oh yeah, () is the character's thoughts, and is what they are doing. Oh yeah, POC is initials for Piece of Crap in case you wanted to know, cuz it is said a few times.
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Gendo: Project: Sleeping Beauty. Hmmm.....
Misato: Yay! As long as I make some money! (Spent on Yebisu beer of course... Hehehe)
Fuyuutski: I'll judge in the auditions.
Maya: Me too!
Ritsuko: Why don't I-
Fuyuutski: How about not.
Ritsuko: Grr.
Yui: I shall come from heaven to watch it. Or else from the big purple monster.
Shinji: Barney?
Yui: NO! EVA 01!
Shinji: Ohhhh, that big purple monster......... Now it all makes sense......... Hey, don't you look a bit like Rei?
Yui: I do NOT! I'm sick of people saying I look like Rei, or Rei looks like me! She just used a little bit of BASIC DNA! THAT COULD HAVE BEEN MY SPIT FOR ALL I KNOW! HOW WOULD I KNOW, I'M DEAD!
Gendo: stiffly Take a chill pill.
Yui: I DON'T NEED ONE! LOOK AT YOU ANYWAY! IF THAT'S HOW I'M GONNA ACT WHEN I TAKE ONE I'M NOT.
Shinji: Mom. Stop spazzing out.
Yui: I CAN SPAZ OUT IF I WANT TO! I'M DEAD! DEAD! DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD!
Asuka: She's crazy.
Rei: You should be one to talk. Asuka the psychopath.........
The Audition
Fuyuutski: Okay, all of you do an impression of sleeping beauty *yawn*
Asuka: I am so beautiful and smart and talented. Don't you just love me!!! I'm so sweet and caring and kind..... AND IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME THE PART I'LL STRANGLE THE LIFE FROM YA AND THEN STOMP ON YOU WITH MY EVA!
Rei: sleeping
Misato: Hey, was'sup, hic hiccup is there beer here? Hic hic hiccup.
Fuyuutski: No.
Misato: Che! I'll go hic somewhere hiccup else then!
Fuyuutski: Can any of you kiss?
Asuka: Of course!
Shinji pops up
Shinji: She holds the other person's nose when they kiss.
Asuka: AGH! GO AWAY BAKA HENTAI! Shinji pops away
Rei: I could do it.
Misato: I luv ya beer... Yebisu, couldn't live without it
Fuyuutski: (The bitch? No possible way. The drunk? She's proclaiming her love to a beer can. Well the only one left to do the job is Ayanami)
Uh this is hard. Yeah, I'm gonna sleep on it.
***
Maya: I'm judging you. Now be Prince Charming. Toji?
Toji: looks up Maya's skirt Well there's something up there at least!
Maya: SLAP! HENTAI! When I need a doctor-
Ritsuko: You'll call me!
Maya: No I'll call a real doctor, not one that drinks too much coffee.
Ritsuko: I don't drink too much coffee!
Maya: Then what are you holding?
Ritsuko: It's actually LCL. I've gotten attached to the stuff.
Maya: You actually drink the stuff the naked Reis float in?
Ritsuko: Yup! It's yummy!
Maya runs out. Puking sounds can be heard. Maya comes back, Ritsuko left
Maya: Ahem, next person please.
Kensuke: Do I get to see an Evangelion?
Maya: No.
Kensuke: But it was in my contract!
Maya: You don't have a contract.
Kensuke: Che. Do I at least get to be bossed around by a sexy woman?
Maya: You've gotta be kidding me.
Kensuke: GRRRRR.
Maya: NEXT!
Gendo: Sleeping Beauty you are dispensable.
Maya: Sweat drop Okay...............
Gendo: In fact, all of you are dispensable! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Maya: ANYWAY, next person.
Shinji: I mustn't run away! I must be strong!
Maya: What the crap?
Shinji: Nobody likes me everybody hates me, why don't I just eat worms-
Maya: Shut UP!
Shinji: Gomen!
Maya: (Gah, How am I supposed to pick from this rabble?) The results will be posted tomorrow. Now shut up and leave me alone.
***
Ritsuko: Now, to audition for the evil fairy and the other fairies, I am judging- Hey! Why'd everyone leave?
Maya: Because you drink LCL.
Fuyuutski: They left because they heard you were judging. Hey Maya, I'll pick two of the fairies.
Maya: Then I'll pick the evil fairy and the other fairy then. The rest will be backup and extras.
The next day..................
Results
Sleeping Beauty: Ayanami Rei
The Prince: Ikari Shinji
The Evil Fairy: Asuka Langley Soryu
1st Fairy: Suzuhara Touji
2nd Fairy: Ikari Gendo
3rd Fairy: Aida Kensuke
King: Pen Pen
Queen: Nagisa Kaworu
Costume Designer: Katsuragi Misato
Scenery: Shigeru Aoba
Electronics: Hyuga Makoto
Servant: Horaki Hikari
Donkey: Akagi Ritsuko
Priest: Ryouji Kaji
The Practice
Asuka: Why do I have to be the evil fairy? I'm too beautiful! I am so gentle! HOW DARE YOU!
Maya: You have to be the evil fairy, because you are evil! Now SHUT UP AND GET TO WORK!
Touji: It's true Asuka.
Rei: You were destined to have this role.
Shinji: I can picture it now in lights: Asuka, the fiery psychopath.
Asuka: AHHHHHH! KNOCK IT OFF!
Misato: It does have a catchy tone.
Asuka: ............... Well, at least I get to beat up Ayanami!
Rei: Not if I can help it. Anyway, what's saying you could beat me up.
Asuka: I slapped you.
Rei: You actually think that hurt? Hahahaha I laugh in the face of danger!
Misato: Rei, settle down. Don't go all kamikaze on us.
Shinji: Is there any *gulp* kissing in this play?
Fuyuutski: Yeah, you have to kiss Ayanami, so get on first name basis please. Oh yeah, do it real long, that's what the people like.
Shinji: fainted
Ritsuko: Why am I the horse?
Misato: Well, there wasn't an old bitch part, so you got the leftovers!
Rei: Katsuragi-san, are you designing our costumes?
Misato: Yup! (Wow, I didn't think it was possible for Rei's face to get any whiter.)
Touji: Does this tutu make me look fat?
Asuka: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
Misato: Here's your costume Asuka! Holds up a typical little girl with costume Since you aren't an important character, you get this.
Touji: Ha, ha, yours has puffy sleeves!
Asuka: Look at yours!
Misato: Rei, here's yours! Holds up an ice blue gown with a really high slit and a really low top.
Rei: You're kidding, right?
Misato: Nope!
Shinji:fainted again
Misato: Buck up Shinji! kicks him in the head Be a man!
Maya: Who wrote the scripts?
Asuka: Me!
Maya: Asuka! Your kanji's terrible! I can't read a thing!
Asuka: grumble............mutter.........
Maya: Time to bring in the extra scripts!
10 days later, the night of the play...
Rei: Misato! Did you purposely make this tight!
Misato: Well the star has to look sexy! How else will we make money!
Shinji: about to faint
Misato: Nope, not this time, it's the night of the play, Shinji, so nosebleed or something instead. That's what wimpy guys do.
Shinji: stands up No! This time, I, Ikari Shinji, will be a man! some POC Lion King background music comes on
Rei: Uh Shinji?
Shinji: Yes, Rei? Call me 'Shinji the MAN'
Rei: Uh, no.
Shinji: Well, what was it?
Rei: I though you might wanna know while saying your speech, you stepped in a bucket.
Shinji: EWW! It's crap!!!!!!!!! Now I need to get washed up!
Misato: Ew Shinji, you stepped in crap!
Asuka: WHAT! Shinji stepped in crap! Shinji runs to a bathroom
Ritsuko: I am not fit to play a horse.
Misato: That's right.
Ritsuko: Really! You'll change my role!?
Misato: No.
Ritsuko: But you said-
Misato: I said you weren't a horse. You're not.
Ritsuko: Then what am I?
Misato: An ass.
Gendo: Do I, uh, have to wear this.
Misato: Yes, I don't care if it's a tutu, you guys are the fairies.
Gendo: But it's purple.
Misato: So?
Asuka: He's trying to say-
Shinji: That he looks-
Rei: LIKE A BIG TINKY WINKY!
Misato: So?
Maya: Okay, guys, I'm going out.
Everyone: Good luck!
Crash Bang Boom
Makoto: SORRY BOUT THAT!
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Hey, please rate and review! Once I get at least a few reviews then I'll put the next chapter up. The next chapter is the play itself. There, more happens. So hopefully I'll have the next chapter soon!