Shoulder Angels
By Hippy
Gypsy
Disclaimer: JK
Rowling owns Severus Snape and all the rest of the Harry Potter characters. Disney owns The Emperor's New Groove and the
idea for the situation. Okay. You know how Kronk has the little shoulder
angel and devil that tell him what to do?
Well, Snape has them too!! Aren't
I wicked? Anyways, this takes place
during the Sorcerer's Stone, when during Harry's first Quidditch match, he
begins to be magically knocked off his broom.
This is insane, but I think it's funny as crud!!!
Severus
Snape stood at the foot of the stands on the Quidditch field watching the game
high above. That little brat Harry
Potter was making his debut as the youngest Seeker in history, breaking the
school rules about first years not playing, thanks to Minerva McGonagall. Snape was in a foul mood when it came to
that boy. Sometimes he would watch and
wish the kid would just fall off his broomstick and have his brains splat all
over the field. Yeah. That would be nice, he thought, smiling
wickedly on the inside.
Snape Boy
was about to get his wish!
High above,
Harry Potter's broom began to buck and knock him off it! He gripped on as tight as he could, but it
nearly flung him off. He was holding on
with one hand, dangling above the ground fifty feet below!
Wait a
minute, thought Snape. Is it? And sure enough it was. Quirrel had eye contact with Harry and his
broom and was attempting to curse and fling him off of it. Geez!
I was only kidding when I thought that!…or was I?
"Your not
just gonna let him die like that, are ya?" came a small voice in Snape's ear.
"What? Who said that?" he said.
POP!
"Down here
buddy."
Snape
looked down at his right shoulder.
Standing on it was a miniature version of himself dressed in white, long
robes with angel wings, playing a lyre.
"My
shoulder angel? What the heck?!"
"Save that boy!"
demanded the angel. "He's done nothing
to you! Save him!"
"But-"
"Don't
listen to him!" came another voice.
Snape
swallowed.
POP!
He looked
down at his left shoulder and discovered another tiny version of himself
dressed in a red tank top, black leather pants, Armani sunglasses, and red
horns on top of his head, and he was holding a red, spiky trident.
"He's
trying to lead you down the path of righteousness," said the devil. "Me, like Voldemort, I'm gonna lead you down
the path that ROCKS!"
"O come off
it!" said the angel.
"You!"
"You!"
"YOU!"
"YOU!"
"WHAT THE
HECK'S GOING ON HERE?!" Snape bellowed.
He hoped no one in the stands heard him screaming at himself.
"Alright,
listen up big guy," said the devil. "I
have three good reasons why you should listen to me instead of this guy. Reason number one…look at that sissy little
string instrument he's got!"
"I told
you!" said the angel lifting his lyre into the air. "It's a harp!"
"Oh yeah,"
said the devil unconvinced. "That's a
harp, and that's a dress." He
pointed to the angel's robes.
The angel
cleared his throat and pointed down towards Snape's feet, indicating his robes.
"You fruit!"
the devil screamed.
"What?!"
said Snape shrugging his shoulders. "They're
standard!"
"Reason
number two," the devil continued. "Look
what I can do!" He suddenly did a back
flip and a moment later was balancing on one hand, feet in the air. "HA!"
Snape
looked confused. "What does that have
to do with anything? It's irrelevant!"
"No no,"
said the angel. "He's got a point
there."
"What?!"
"Well,
think about it," said the angel. "Can
you do that?"
Snape
thought for a moment. "Well…no…but-"
"See."
"Okay. What's going on here?" Snape finally asked.
"You should
save the Potter boy," the angel said.
"No way!" the
devil said straightening up. "Let him
die. That'll teach the brat!"
"That boy's
done nothing to you, and you know it!"
"Think of
it as revenge to James. Let the kid
fall, and that'll teach him and everyone never to mess with ya!"
"James
saved your life you know!" said the angel.
That had
done it. Snape hated to admit it, but
his deepest wish wasn't going to come true…at least today. He got ready to move, but soon
remembered. He looked down at the angel
and devil. "Wait a minute. How do I get rid of you guys?"
"That'll
work," they both said and they disappeared.
With that,
Snape went off to save the Potter Boy!!
Note from Hippy Gypsy:
I don't know what possessed me to write this!! It was another late night writing thing. But I like this one. And for those of those who haven't seen Disney's
The Emperor's New Groove, SEE IT!
Anyways, please READ AND REVIEW AND NO FLAMES!!!
