Dear Fanfic Writers, this is Harry.
Yes me, Harry Potter, the famous boy who saved the wizard world without even knowing it. And knowing that I didn't really DO anything, will keep me from becoming bigheaded, and selfish, when it was more my MOTHER who saved the wizarding world. But she wasn't alive, so i guess they praised me instead. All I did was get born, and then my Mum saved me by loving me with all her heart, so the spell rebounding and HER power killed him, or kind of, pity she didn't do it for my Dad, he might've been a more worthy candidate. I mean, at least he would be able to contribute back to the world, me, I was just about, not really KNOWING very much about my future. So, why am I writing this letter to the fanfic writers, even though I know most of them don't hate me? Well, I was bored. No, j/k, I wanted to explain the real me, because the me that people see me as, is a hero. And I am no hero. Sure I showed courage when keeping the sorcerers stone away from Voldemort, but that was witless fear, and I had no choice, cause i couldn't lay around and watch him destroy the world. But then... Wait, maybe I was courageous, in a small sort of way I mean, maybe I didn't almost vanish Voldemort from the face of the earth, but i did manage to stand up to him, go against him and beat him, two times already! Whoa, way to reach self actualization.
But then there's Malfoy. A human spawn destined to make my life miserable because i wouldn't become his friend! (a/n again, this is not ME talking its Harry, so i don't hate Draco, Harry does. Duh) And he is such a jackass to Hermione. Hermioine......I can see why Ron likes her. Oh crap did I just say that aloud? Forget it, and if you don't, don't tell Hermione! As for MY love life, I think I love Cho, well, i mean, I don't really even know her, but she's pretty! Maybe I'm just being shallow. But she does seem to like me, after she got over Cedric that is. i think I'll just get to know her first.
As for my friendships, me and Ron are closer than we've ever been, (don't get perverted over there) it seems that fighting and making up, brings relationships together more. Seamus and Dean are my friends, but lately, they've been girl crazy with their own girlfriends, or WANT TO BE girlfriends. Can you believe they are fifteen, its obvious they like one another, but they are too shy to tell each other? I'm sorry but i think that is pathetic. Not that I've lost a lot of respect for any of them. If that includes Lavender and Parvati, who are their girlfriends, and whom I didn't really have much respect for in the first place for always making me feel so silly all the time, with the giggling bit in all.
Well, I guess that concludes my letter. And even though the letter is addressed to the fanfic writers and readers, this will not be put in any public place, right Jessica? RIGHT?
Awe man, I can already hear Parvati and Lavender yelling at me for what i said.........
from harry potter
a/n How'd you like it? was it okay? i dunno why i wrote, I just
thought after writing a Cho one, i might write one for everybody. Please
review and tell me if i should write any others. if you think this story
sux, write no comment, and I didn't mean to offend anybody in this fic.
i like a lot of these characters, its Harry's perspective, not mine, not
really.
disclaimer: I don't own any of it besides the idea
ps Hey Lily's Friend Jess*, sorry about the few bad words, i guess
i was in a bad mood, heehee! Email me.