Blank look from Heero.
"I am your father, Heero!!"
"Uh.... No your not," replied Heero.
"Why are you defying me, Heero. I am your father," the enraged voice said.
"Shut up."
"I *am* your father!!"
"Leave me alone, Duo."
"Ah, your no fun."
Duo left his chair across from Heero, who was quietly reading a computer magazine when Duo decided to bother him. (Duo had been up all night watching all the movies he had rented.)
"Who shall I trouble next?" Duo said with a devilish smirk.
He looked in Trowa's room. Trowa had his disco music playing quite loud. His room was full of retro 1970's stuff, including a poster of his idol John Travolta.
Trowa was trying out new dance moves when Duo walked in. The Bee Gees were singing "Stayin' Alive."
"Whether you're a mother or whether you're a brother we're stayin' alive stayin' alive," Duo began singing, as best as he could.
Trowa stopped dead and turned off his music.
"Duo, what do you want?"
"I want to move to the grove, babe. Show me yo' funky ways."
Trowa was sickened by Duo's talking.
"What!?"
"Yo' know, bro."
"Huh!?"
"Wazzzup!!" Duo stuck out his tongue.
"Shut up. Leave me alone," Trowa said pushing Duo out of his room, and slamming the door after him.
Duo continued walking down the hallway until he cam to Quatre's room.
Duo peeped his head around Quatre's door. Quatre had his back to the door (seating on his bed, reading a book).
"Quatre," Duo said in his spookiest voice, which sounded like a drugged cow.
Quatre turned around to find nothing, so he went back to reading.
Duo started to try another voice, but decided to go up behind Quatre and scare him.
Duo stepped very cautiously. He finally made it to Quatre
"Quatre."
Quatre jumped a little and turned around.
"Screw you, Duo!" This is not the first time Duo has scared Quatre (as you can see).
"That's a mean thing to say to one of your friends."
"Duo, I'm sorry. I was just...so peaceful before you came in and frightened me."
Quatre began reading again.
Duo spotted a black cape hanging in Quatre's closet. While keeping an eye on Quatre, Duo quietly took the cape and draped it over himself.
"Quatre."
"What is it?"
"Quatre, go play with your toys and your costumes. Forget about the baby."
Quatre was lost.
"What baby?!"
Duo threw off the cape and started prancing wildly around the room, singing, "Dance, Magic, Dance. Dance, Magic, Dance."
"DUO! LEAVE ME BE!!"
Duo stopped and walked out of the room.
"Only one more left," thought Duo.
He came to Wufei's room.
Wufei was just setting on the floor doing nothing.
"How do you solve a problem like Maria?" Asked Wufei.
This caught Duo off guard.
Wufei looked up at Duo, straight face and said, "I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Translyvania."
Wufei was beginning to scare Duo.
"I've got a golden ticket," Wufei, then, said.
"What in the world?" Duo mumbled under his breath.
Wufei began talking again, "I'm getting married in the morning. Ding-dong the bells are gonna chime. Pull out the stoppers let's have a whopper, but get me to the church on time.
"AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Duo screamed as he ran down the hall. "Something's wrong with Wufei!!!"
Wufei just smiled.
Disclaimer: Gundam pilots are not mine, neiter are the lyrics or scripted lines from the other movies. However the story is mine. :)