Snorlax, no Metalax
By Matt
This is my second Fanfiction so tell me what you think of it and send a review. (Hope you like it)
Chapter 1 Make a Pokemon
Scientist: We have now discovered all 251 Pokemon in the world. We know all the evolutions and when they evolve I need a new challenge, I also need someone to talk to.
(The scientist pick's up the local newspaper)
Scientist: What's this, a build your own robot kit. Hmm this gives me an idea what if I build a Pokemon myself; I'm a genius.
(The scientist rushes into the main research hall and finds his old friend that went to the same pokemon Research University as him)
Scientist: Matt, Matt I just thought of a brilliant idea but come in a room so no one can steel the idea.
Matt: Okay what is it?
Scientist: I'm going to build my own Pokemon I'll be famous!
Matt: I know you're a scientist an all but Mark it takes years and years to design a Pokemon let alone build one.
Mark (The scientist): Listen I don't mind spending years on the pokemon and I will get fame and fortune.
Matt: So don't you think it's been done before.
Mark: What do you mean?
Matt: Pokemon have been made before as a researcher you should know that.
Mark: F*** I forgot about Porygon and Mewtwo I thought I had such a good idea.
Matt: And Porygon2 oh and what about Mew aswell.
Mark: Good point about Porygon2 but Mew was an original pokemon and Mewtwo was cloned from Mew remember.
Matt: Oh yeah, but after you made a mistake a minute ago I forgot you were so cleaver.
Mark: So I can't make a pokemon and I can't discover a new one because the have all been discovered. What if I find a new evolution for a pokemon?
Matt: But we found them all.
Mark: Mabey not, you know Dragonair evolves into Dragonite at level 55
Matt: Yeah so it takes longer to evolve then most other pokemon.
Mark: What if there's a pokemon that evolves at level 60 or 70 and no one's got it that far, yet.
Chapter 2 Find the Right Pokemon
Matt: There are some addicted trainers out there who get their pokemon to level 99 just to win constantly.
Mark: Then we have to think of a rare pokemon that's hard to train up.
Matt: There are loads like that Charizard, Nidoking, Arcainine the list goes on for ages.
Mark: the entire one's you just said were evolved pokemon.
Matt: So
Mark: The pokemon that get to level 99 are the more powerful one's like what you said.
Matt: Why?
Mark: Because you're more likely to use an Arcainine than a Farfetch'd, if a pokemon evolves again it's most likely to be a first evolution like Farfetch'd.
Matt: Okay let's look at all the first evolutions and pick one.
Mark: Yeah but we need logic in our answer.
Matt: Lets see, how about Scyther?
Mark: No he's much too strong we need a weak one.
Matt: What about Farfech'd then?
Mark: There's the Farfetch'd kid he has level 80, 90 Farfetch'd.
Matt: Oh, well you think of something smart-ass!
Mark: Okay, let's look at the facts we need a weak rare hard to train pokemon that doesn't evolve.
Matt: SNORLAX!!
Mark: Quiet people will hear. One problem how do we get one?
Matt: Don't worry the company will give me one.
Mark: WHAT? The company will just give you a pokemon
Matt: Yeah but it has to be for research use only.
Mark: Do you have to give it back?
Matt: I'm not that important. I might be able to get it for a month.
Mark: F***.
Matt: What a month not good?
Mark: No
Matt: Why not?
Mark: Listen if we get it off the company then evolve it the company will want it back, then take credit for our work.
Matt: S***. Then we need to get a snorlax and be able to keep it.
Mark: Impossible all wild Snorlax have been caught.
Matt: So what else can we do?
Mark: Try to get it from the company permanently
Matt: Ha I can barley get it for a month.
Mark: So go to the breeding centre.
Matt: Let's give it ago. Meet here after work 7 p.m.
Mark: Sure.
(The two went back in there labs and continued work)
Chapter 3 off to the breeding centre
(Mark looks up at the clock and it's 6:58)
Mark: Better get going
(Mark gets to the area to find Matt playing pokemon gold on his Gameboy Advance)
Mark: Hay Matt got to give you a battle sometime
Matt: Sure, so you ready to go.
Mark: Yeah, come on
(Matt and Mark go off to the Breeding Centre on their Bikes)
Matt: I'm much faster then you, keep up slowpoke
Mark: I never need to go at speed but you're so disorganised it makes sense that you're late most of the time.
Matt: No need to talk S*** Motherf***er.
Mark: What's up with the attitude?
Matt: Listen you started it.
(Matt and Mark lock up there bikes it the outside the Breeding Centre and walked in)
Mark: Look at all the pokemon.
Matt: Aw, Togepi looks so cute.
Mark: We have to get down to business
Matt: yeah ask Joy
Mark: Excuse me Nurse Joy I'm a scientist from the pokemon laboratory
Joy: Yes how can I help you?
Mark: Could we have a Snorlax since our information on the pokemon is incomplete.
Matt: The higher the level the better.
Joy: We have 3 Snorlax in this centre and two are in the middle of breeding
(Matt whispers to Mark)
Matt: It means there f***ing, imagine that.
Joy: And the other one isn't involved in any thing for a while. So sure you can borrow him.
Mark: Ah we want him to keep in our laboratory permanently. It's not like your using him over the next year and it's for the good of science.
Joy: Okay here you go it's level 40 take good care of it.
(Nurse Joy hands Mark the pokeball)
Chapter 4 Snorlax Evolve
(Mark and Matt go out of the centre and look for someone the battle)
Mark: Hello want and pokemon battle
Stranger: Do you know me?
Mark: Not really
Stranger: So what makes you think I have pokemon and if I did what makes you think I would battle you?
Mark: I was just asking.
Stranger: Well your very rude person.
(The stranger walk's off)
Matt: That was odd
Mark: Yeah, but we need to keep asking.
(Mark and Matt ask around and finally find someone to battle)
Pokemon dude: 1 pokemon no time limit. Go Beedrill
Mark: Go Snorlax
(Snorlax runs off)
Mark: Snorlax come back
Pokemon dude: Your pokemon doesn't obey you you're a s*** trainer
(Pokemon dude walk's away)
Matt: Every one's going away from us
Mark: Snorlax SNORLAX where are you?
Matt: There he is.
(Matt saw snorlax go into the metal factory. They run after him)
Mark: There he is inside the factory.
(Mark runs in only to see that snorlax was eating gallons and gallons of metal)
Matt: Quick get snorlax in his pokeball before someone sees him
Mark: Snorlax Return.
(Snorlax goes into the pokeball)
Mark: AHH it's so heavy.
(Mark gets out of the factory and lets snorlax out because he's so heavy)
Tom: Woah what's that
Matt: It's an evolved snorlax
Mark: It is?
Tom: Snorlax doesn't evolve
Matt: We discovered it does.
Tom: Please can you evolve my snorlax
Mark: You have a snorlax?
Tom: Yeah it's level 42. What level did yours evolve at?
Matt: It's a secret.
Tom: I'll trade something for the evolved, wait what's its name
Matt: HIS name is Metalax
Tom: Sorry, listen I'll give you snorlax and £1000 for him
Matt: Sure
Tom: Really, why?
Matt: um because we know how to evolve snorlax.
Tom: oh thank you
(Mark and Matt run off after getting the money and snorlax)
Chapter 5 The final chapter
Mark: I can't believe you just did that
Matt: Why?
Mark: Because well, I don't know
Matt: Anyway we are rich and can give this snorlax back to Joy because she was so kind.
(Mark and Matt gave the snorlax to Joy)
Mark: Wait what do you think Tom is going to do.
Matt: Good thinking we should use his money to go on holiday for a year or something.
Mark: But he will have the police look for us we could be jailed
Matt: Well let's get a hitman to kill him
Mark: No nothing that extreme
Matt: What else can we do
Mark: I'm not killing a man
Matt: Yeah you have someone to do it for you
Mark: This is a man's life we are talking about.
(A police car came round with Tom in the back)
Matt: uh oh
Tom: There they are
Jenny: This man has accused you two of stealing £1000 and his snorlax
Matt: We don't have a snorlax you can check
(Jenny looked threw all Mark and Matt's pokemon to find no snorlax)
Jenny: Tom you lied to the police the punishment will be harsh, come with me.
Tom: NO I didn't lie. There Bulls***ers
Mark: You are so good at lying Matt.
Matt: Thank You, so split the money £500, £500
Mark: Sure.
Matt: So I guess there's no such thing as a Metalax
Mark: There could be but not lightly
Matt: So what you going to do now?
Mark: I think I'm going to stay a scientist and who knows I might discover something interesting about pokemon, what are you going to do something interesting?
Matt: Who knows I think I'll stay a researcher, the pays good, but I thought you were annoyed that you couldn't discover a new pokemon.
Mark: I just wanted some adventure and I think I got more than enough.
The End (And Send A Review)