Firstly, I'd like to thank all the people that (who?) have reviewed any of what I've written, and thank you so much for your encouraging reviews, it really *sniff sniff* means a lot to me. No, seriously, I'd really like to thank everyone for all your positive reviews, because they seriously (or siriusly!) make my day when I think,
hmm, that really wasn't the funniest thing I've ever said/done/written.

Soppy stuff over, this is my version of the Hogwarts Sorting Hat song. Not funny, just another version of it that I wrote for a school assignment a while ago. So, scholars, lend me your ears! Hehehe, Jenny, I got that from you. You said it today, remember? Oh, by the way, funny jokes...once you'd remembered them, of course!



You may be very wary,
To place me on your head.
For I am not too pretty,
Covered in loose threads.
But looks can be deceiving,
I've never yet been wrong.
I can look into your head,
And see where you belong.
If you have a steady mind,
Full of wit and learning,
Then it will certainly be,
Ravenclaw you're deserving.
Or maybe you are daring,
And are brave and true.
Then you can be assured,
That Gryffindor's for you.
Perhaps you are loyal,
And have patient minds and voices.
It is those who are just,
That Hufflepuff rejoices.
Or you could be sneaky,
With clever and sly minds.
People that are cunning, are,
Who Slytherin likes to find.
So come up here, try me on,
For you can be sure that,
I will know where you belong,
The Hogwarts Sorting Hat!



So, there you go. Hope you liked it! As always, read, review, flame, tell me what you think! Some of it's a bit, well, off-beat slightly, but I couldn't be bothered perfecting it at the time. Oh, well, my english teacher liked it, and that's all that counts, really. At the time. Now I want YOU to like it as well!!


By the way, in case you didn't realize, I'm not J K Rowling. So, obviously, I don't own any characters (ie the Sorting Hat), houses or anything like that, OK? If I was J K Rowling, I'd be off, writing the fifth book, not
re-writing Sorting Hat songs and posting them here. *as an afterthought* Duh.

As you are now, so once was I,
As I am now, so you will be.
So be prepared,
To review for me!!

First three lines belong to Alundra, I own the last one. PS. If there's a large space between my name and the review box, um, oops. I could fill it with my random babbling, but, I'll save you all, and I WON'T tell you any of Jenny's jokes (sorry, Jen) coz, once she told us, they weren't that funny. Except for the vampire one. And I'd already heard it. So it didn't count. Look, the space is fading away!! Slightly. Nooot really. How to get rid of the space? Um, 100 bottles of beer on the wall, 100 bottles of beer….hey, the space is gone! I'm brilliant sometimes, honestly...yeah, and brilliancy comes before or after modesty?

Luv y'all!!

~*Dragonlady*~