By Ranma Inverse
Blooper #1:
Hikaru: *Drops her books* ...Satoru...wh...what do you mean?
Satoru: I sold you off to...to...the pumpkin patch!
Director: CUT!!! CUT!!!
Blooper #2:
Hikaru: *Drops her books* Satoru...wh..what do you mean?
Satoru: Yes...Hikaru...you were a test tube baby.
Director: CUT!!...Satoru, READ YOUR LINES!
Blooper #3:
Satoru: We want you to go to Nerima to go to school there so you can meet Ranma and have a full romance fanfic story with him!
Director: GYAH! CUT! CUT! >_!
Blooper #4:
Akane: RANMA! We're going to be late, hurry!
*offstage* Ranma: SHUT UP! I'm in the middle of kissing Hikaru!
Akane: exCUSE me?! RANMA NO BAKA!!!! YOU'RE MINE!
Director: *covers the camera view with a hand*
Blooper #5:
Teacher: We have a new student...her name is.....Tommy Pickles?
Director: ...cut. -.-()
Blooper #6:
Teacher: We have a new pickle, her name is Shikaru Pido!
Director: CUT! CUT!...what IS it with you and pickles?
Blooper #7:
Ranma: *Read's Hikaru's note, which reads: So we have a date tonight?*
Director: ....cut!
Blooper #8:
Hikaru: Hehe, you caught me. I kinda hoped you wouldnt have, pushing you and not getting caught would have been fun...*drifts off*...I feel like chicken tonight, like chicken to-niiiiiight!!!
Director: STOP HAVING SUGAR BEFORE THE SCENES YOU'RE IN!! CUT!!!
Blooper #9:
Hikaru: Ranma, why did you leave them alone to fight?
Ranma: Cause I want to see Akane dead, blasted to smitherines!!! *Cackles like Kodachi* O-HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!!
Director: Cut!!! Alright, Kodachi, what drug did you give him THIS time?!
Blooper #10:
Hikaru: Hey...we're in love, right?
Director: CUT! Don't misread lines!
Blooper #11:
Hikaru: STOP!!! I will kill you all instead of letting you kill eachother! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!1
Ranma: Erm...Hikaru...you okay?
Director: *sigh*...cut.
Blooper #12:
Ranma: Herbal shampoo, yep, it's what I use everytime..try some, Hikaru!
Hikaru: Okay! *grabs a bottle*
Director: NOO!!! IT'S HERBAL ESSENCE SHAMPOO!!! THE WORLD IS ENDING! CUT! CUT! CUT!!!!
Blooper #13:
Akane: You don't interupt a fight between Rivals! You join in!
Hikaru: Then I get to kill you, right?
Akane: No, I'll kill YOU!
Director: SOMEONE! CHAIN THESE TWO AND CUT!!!
Blooper #14:
Hikaru: I'm really...really sorry, Ranma.
Ranma: It's okay.
Hikaru: *puppy eyes* Can I kiss you now?
Director: CUT. ~.~
Blooper #15:
Hikaru: For taming wild hair like mine, use Herbal Essence shampoo!
Ranma: Isn't that head and shoulders?
Hikaru: Oh yeah...head and shoulders, for taking care of all those flakes! And if you don't have a problem with that..try...
Ranma: Herbal Essence shampoo!...hey..Just cause i'm a boy doesn't mean I wanna keep my hair nice and shiny too!
Director: Cut.
New bloopers! --as of 7/24/01!-
Blooper #16:
Dr. Tofu: *looks up at Ranma holding Hikaru* Another cute fiancee, eh? Why can't I have one?! WHY?! WHY?! I WANT FIANCEES TOO!!!!
Director: CUT!!!!!!
Blooper #17:
Dr. Tofu: *looks up at Ranma holding Hikaru* AAAHH!!!! IT'S A DEMON! LOOKIT IT'S EYES...IT'S EVIIILL!!!
Director: *Begins to cry* Cut..Cuuut!!
Blooper #18:
Akane: Ranma! I love you!
Ranma: Yay! Now I can marry both Akane and Hikaru!
Hikaru and Akane: *glare daggers at eachother*
Director: CUT!!!!!
Blooper #19:
Ranma: *in tune to that Wild Wild West theme song thing..* Wild Wild Cast, Yes, we're the Wild Teenage Cast!!
Akane: *headbangs*
Hikaru: *Drops a vase on Akane's head and looks around innocently*
Director: ...cut....
Blooper #20:
Akane: I love you, and nothing will stop me from being with you...especially not her.
*Offstage* Ranma: Wow, Hikaru, you kiss good!
Akane: .....RANMA NO BAKA!!!!!!!!!
Hikaru: *walks up to the camera and makes a peace sign* Wild wild caaaaaast!!!
Director: *cries once again* Cuuuut!!!
Blooper #21:
Narrator: "As Hikaru ate, Dr. Tofu left the room. And when she finished a figure watched her like a wolf would to a trespasser from a bookshelf in the room."
Shampoo: *falls off* AAUUGH!!!
Director: *covers the camera lens with a hand and cries: CUT!!!!*
Blooper #22:
Mousse: *walks into the room and looks at Hikaru* Wow! She's cute!
Shampoo: MOUSSE!!!!
Hikaru: *jumps up onto the bed* Wild wild cast, yes we're the wild wild caaast!!!
Director: HIKARU! RANMA! STOP DOING THAT!! CUT!!!
Blooper #23:
Mousse: Shampoo, Cologne wants you.
Shampoo: Eeeeeeeeewwwww!!!!
Director: CUT >_
Blooper #24:
Hikaru: *opens an eye as Shampoo and Mousse leave* You know, it's interesting to see what unfolds while pretending to be asleep, maybe Ranma will come in later like Yuu did in Marmalade Boy and while I pretend to be asleep kiss me--
Akane: LIKE HE WILL, WISHFUL THINKER!!! HE'D NEEEVER DO THAT! HE LOVES ME!
Ranma: Ah, pardon, I have to go kiss Hikaru now.
Akane: .....
Director: >.> normally I think Akane's cool..but Hikaru's in the spotlight on this fic!
Hikaru: Yeah!
Director:...WAIT A SEC! CUT!!!!!
Blooper #25:
Hikaru: *looks up at Dr. Tofu* GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME!!
Director: cut. -.-;;;
Blooper #26:
Nabiki: Gimme 200,000,000 yen and i'll let you in.
Hikaru: Biikiiiiii!!! *whines*
Dr. Tofu: *looks at Nabiki* You're cute!
Nabiki: *looks to Hikaru*
Hikaru: Let's both kill him!
Nabiki: Alright!
*the two tackle Tofu and screams of pain begin to be heard*
Director: *flinches* CUT!!!!
Blooper #27:
Hikaru: What's wrong?
Ranma: *teary eyes* You haven't kissed me yet in this scene!
Hikaru: Aww...I'm sorry! *embraces Ranma and kisses him*
Ranma: ^_^!!!
Director: -.- cut....*sighs*
Blooper #28:
Hikaru: *blinks as P-chan walks over* DINNER!!!
Akane: For once, we agree!
P-chan: O_O!!!!
Director: *cries* CUT!!!
Blooper #29:
Hikaru: It's name is Ryouga? Alright then...Ryouga, don't worry. I'm Hikaru. You're going to fall in love with me later and form a very ugly triangle that had recently revolved around Akane, and then Umi's going to--
Director: STOP GIVING SPOILERS!!!!!!! CUT!!!!
Blooper #30:
Hikaru: *turns on the camera and walks back, singing lazily* Cold and frosty mornin'...there's not alot to say...about the things caught in my miiiihiiind....
Director: This ain't a music video! Cut!
Blooper #31:
Ryouga: You're cute.
Hikaru: *blinks and points to Ranma, then to Ryouga* You...You're gay?!
Ranma and Ryouga: *Facefault* NO!!!!!!
Director: *wails* Cut!!!!!!!!!
Blooper #32:
Ryouga: Ranma! What did you do to Akane?!
Ranma: Told her the truth!
Ryouga: What truth?!
Ranma: That I don't love her, and she abuses and hurts me too much!!
Ryouga: YOU B$($!@&!!!
Director: Thank you for censoring that, Hikaru.
Hikaru: You're welcome! ^-^!
Director: Now, where was I...cut!
Blooper #33:
Hikaru: You can put me down now.
Ranma: But I dun wanna!
Hikaru: Okay then, take me to a park!
Ranma: Yay! A date!
*Both turn chibi and chibi-Ranma begins to skip out the Tendo Household holding chibi-Hikaru*
Director: ACK! CUT!
Blooper #34:
Hikaru: The director, or should I say, the author of "Moving On" Wanted the characters to seem more aproachable and such...so that's why we didn't go to Cephiro in this one, plus, there's enough of those. Why not have a diff one like this!
Director: *sighs happily* Finally, some credit!
Hikaru:...not.
Director: *weeps* you're so cruel.
Ranma: *pops up* Wild wild cast, yeees we're the wild wild cas--
Director: SHUT UP!!!
Blooper #35:
Ukyou: *eyes Hikaru* I hate you.
Hikaru: I hate you too! ^_^
Ukyou: So who gets Ranma?
Hikaru: Ryouga!
Ukyou: YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?! O_O!?
Hikaru: I thought Ryouga liked Ranma...
Akane: *knocks Hikaru out*
Ukyou: Thank you, she was in the 'stupidity phase' again.
Blooper #36:
Ranma: This is, the story of a girl..
Akane: Who cried a river and drowned the whole world--
Director: NYOOO! NOT ANOTHER MUSIC VIDEO BLOOPER!! STOP IT!! CUT!!!
Blooper #37:
Hikaru: Ukyou, you're amazing. If Ranma falls in love with you I won't be suprised...I'd actually be happy...NOT.
Ukyou: *wails* WHY?! WHY?! WHY CAN'T THERE BE MORE FICS OF ME AN' RANMA?!?!
Hikaru: Maybe more fanfic authors will hear your cry.
Director: *beginning to finally lose hope* ..cut...T.T...
Blooper #38:
Ranma: *sleeps*
Hikaru: Ranma, wake up.
Ranma: *wraps his arms around Hikaru like one would a teddy bear*
Hikaru: eep..o-o;;
Director: *wails and runs out of the room* IT'S DYING! MY FIC IS DYIIIINNG!!!! CUT CUT CUT!!!!
Blooper #39:
Umi: Why do people pair me and Hikaru up in Rayearth fics alot?
Hikaru: I don't know, Umi! I'd rather be paired up with Mokona
than you!
Umi: *glares at Hikaru from the insult* WELL, I'd rather be paired up with Clef! *holds Clef to her tightly*
Clef: *blushing*
Ascot: ...
Umi: Or even Ascot! *hugs him*
Ascot: *Nosebleeds Raiel from Violinist of Hameln style*
Umi: Oh my god! He's going to die of bloodloss!
Clef: *murmuring* YES!
Director: Cut!
--more bloopers coming soon!--