Since
Chad was just born the X-Men made a lot of changes since then. Cannonball had a
roommate. It was NightCrawler. Gambit made the sacrifice of sharing a room with
night crawler. He really didn't want to share, but he did it for the baby. He
wanted a private room for those special nights with a chere. If you know what I
mean. So Sam and Misty gave great thanks and Chad a slimy kissey. Gambit said
your welcome to the parents and got a napkin, wiped, his cheek and patted Chad
on the head. So nightcrawler continued moving.
Misty could have sworn she saw drool dripping down Gambit's face as he
watched how much crap nightcrawler was moving in. Well, about a month passed
and so went on Gambit's complaining and Chad's growth. Every night Misty and
Sam thought 'why did we ask Gambit to
let nightcrawler move in he keeps complaining about all the crap!!!' Well
anyways Storm and Jean were just coming back when they heard what sounded like
cussing but not in their language. " You were my mon ami but den aahhhhhh oh
just **** you!!!! You have so much **** laying around!!!"
"
What's all this dang racket!!!" said Wolverine "if you don't knock it off I'm
gonna kick your *** Gumbo!!!" So then
there was even more racket Sam:" Why oh why oh why wont they stop
bickering?????"
"
I don't know dear," said Misty. So know the whole mansion was raving on about
the racket. Wolverine in Gambit's room holding up two fists really pissed,
Misty and Sam still wondering on, Storm and Jean wondering what's going, and
Cyclops snoring while hugging his teddy bear. This was all the chaos in the
mansion tonight. Do you think we need more??
Later
on somewhere else…
Thumper
was out on glorious stroll with Xavier for some reason discussing bread and
cheese,
"Xavier:
" So when I was in my early 20's I was in the cheese lovers club."
Thumper:
" I used to eat bread with peas. You're not that bad. I used get one piece of
bread put peas on fold in half and 'wah lah' my breakfast. So don't think it's
bad to like cheese."
Well
I guess I know why they were talking about they have interest in it !!!! Yup
that's Thumpy!!! Well at least they're not like Cyclops who eats raw chicken.
Try to keep it hush hush Jean doesn't know. You know I once caught Gambit
eating baby food with Chad. I guess they had a dinner date. Misty only asked
him to feed the baby well I guess he did. Once Wolverine was eating cat food
mistaken with tuna fish in a can. Don't tell him either or you'll be a puzzle
in tiny pieces. Bobby once was caught by Misty and Sam finding him putting ice
cubes down his pants. He was wearing leather pants on a summer day. I couldn't
see the face but I figured someone dumb with ice cubes yep that's Bobby. Well
one day Xavier was in the bathroom for an hour. So he left the door open and
basically that's asking Wolverine to spy. And he did. He caught Xavier putting
two tubes of Rogaine on his head. (Hair grower). So as you can see there's
plenty of chaos at the X-Men's mansion. "Great balls of fire!!! Where are my
superman undies?! Said Cyclops. I can't save the world with out those undies!!!
Must find the undies!!!!"
"Well
that's nothing," said Jean " I can't find my G-String!!!!"
"Your
right that is nothing!!!"
So
why the young couple is running around the mansion looking for panties, guess
where Gambit is? Well Misty asked him to feed Chad and he feeding more than
Chad. Well guess who walks in, Cyclops. "Hey is that my new improved healthy
carrots baby food? I was planning to eat that you know!!"
"
Sorry Mon ami it's has carrots, Gambit love carrots!!!"
So
the war between the three boys goes on.
And
it looks like a trip to Victoria's secret for Jean she still can't find that
G-String. So she told every body and they were all off to the mall.
So
they get in the blackbird and fly over to the mall. They landed on the top of the parking garage at the mall. So they
enter the mall and Wolvie goes to the local knife shop. Jean, Misty, Storm,
Psylocke, and Thumper were off to Victoria's Secret. Cyclops was off to
hallmark to find a teddy bear mate for his other one. Gambit was off to the As
Seen On TV store to look for some of the chef Emeril's special spices. Nightcrawler was at the bookstore. Sam had
gone off to Gap Baby to find some clothes for Chad. Xavier was at the hair
salon looking for hair growth products. And I think that's all. So they all met
in the middle of the mall at 4:30. They spent 2 hours at the mall that day.
The
next day…
Misty
had sacks under her eyes from being up all night with Chad. She wanted Sam that
night but that's the night the baby chose to stay up. So now you know how
things are in the mansion very occasionally.
Well things are not going so great for Gambit he
is having some problems with his throat. He has been losing his voice and
having problems with his tonsils. Things that aren't so great have been
happening lately. So just recently Remy was told he would have to be getting
his tonsils removed. He was really bummed. This would be only the second time
he had a serious surgery other than the surgery for one of his deep cuts. So
that's what's up with him, but there's more. Thumper had problem's with her
back her vertebrates was fractured. It was really starting to get sucky around
there. One of Psylockes legs was
injured. She couldn't do ninja tricks for a week. They were starting to think it was weird that everybody was
getting injured all at once. Psylocke " I think this is really getting fishy!!"
" Kinda like Gambit!!" exclaimed Wolverine.
" I bet there is someone is behind this. If
anything more happens I'm taking charge!!" said Cyclops. So everybody was
concerned that Magneto was behind this. And if any of them found out it were he
then they would take charge. Rogue hadn't been there for 2 days straight that
was also making them curious. So they got in the blackbird and went over to
Magneto's place and saw Rogue yelling at one of the villains. She was not
happy. So all the X-Men got out to fight. Chad was at home with Cannonball.
Misty went with the others though. Ninja tricks always did great harm. I don't
think in any of my stories that Misty was Psylocke's sister. Well if I didn't
she is. So she had great ninja skill also. So they continued entering the building
looking for Magneto. He was probably somewhere near Rogue, but where they saw
her nobody could seem to get to. It all seemed like a maze. They had thought
they went everywhere in this building, but they were wrong. There was one room
they hadn't gone in. That was the area Rogue was in. after they got there and
found Rogue they asked her what was going on. "I was out on a date, (Remy:
"mmm") Rogue: " and this thing comes up behind me and sweeps me off the groun'.
It turns out to be Magneto. So I say what do you think you doin'? Then he's
like I'm takin' you back to my place. And I'm like what If I don't want ta go
back to your place and he said that's to bad!!! So that's whats been goin' on."
"Well" said Storm, " that doesn't sound too
exciting!!"
"Where's is the dirty scum ball?" said Wolverine
"I'd love to get my hands on him!!!" So they all gang up and try to find
Magneto.
An
hour later…
Still no
sign of Magneto. They continue looking. But wait who just ran across in front
of them? It was the one and only Magneto! The X-men fighting there hardest
finally convince Magneto to let Rogue go and leave them alone.
"I would not call this the end X-Men. This
certainly isn't it!" The End For
Now…
