Loot Diablo!
by Dreadnaught
Usualy copyright stuff goes here. Thanks to Flexor for some randomized ideas.
Chapter 2
Barbarian: What do you mean by "exact fare"?
Bus Driver: Means that you'll have insert the exact amount of money into the...
Barbarian: I did, but I want my extra 50 cents back!
Bus Driver: Well that's too...
Barbarian: *WHACK*
Paladin: Oh my god, you killed Kennieth! Who's going to drive the bus now?
Barbarian: Who needs him? I am fairly certain that I can pilot this beast by myself...
*A few minutes later, near a pile of scrap metal.*
Barbarian: Ok, so maybe it's harder than I thought.
Sorceress: Oh great, how are we going to get to the Den?
Paladin: We can always use my super cool aura that makes everyone run tirelessly fast.
Necromancer: Facinating, how does it work?
Paladin: Well, firsy I'll have to inject you with some pure adrenaline, then I'll hang some orange colored flashlights over your head.
Necromancer: ... Does that really work?
Paladin: Sure it does, check this out... *injects adrenaline and hangs flashlights* WAAAAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOO! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAWWWWWW!
Necromancer: Looks good to me.
*The five of them infects themselves with pure adrenaline and hangs flsshlights over their heads.*
Necromancer: *Running really fast* WAAAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Barbarian: *Running really fast* DABADABADABADABADABADABADABADABADABADABADABA!
Sorceress: *Running really fast* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Amazon: *Running really fast, speaking really fast* ...Kashya thinks she's so good well I'll show her I'll guided arrow her *** to death that son of a...
*They finally arrived at "The Den", which was accually a popular night club.*
Barbarian: What the... isn't "The Den" supposed to be a creepy hole?
Paladin: According to "Rogue's Guide to Vacationing", "The Den" is one of the top five night clubes in the area of Tristram.
Amazon: What were we supposed to do again, take out every "monster"?
Sorceress: You know what you doing.
Paladin: Stop the ZeroWing-iesh talk!
Barbarian: Well I've had enough of this, I'm gonna trash this place.
*Barbarian has declared hostility on "The Den"*
Necromancer: Maybe we should help him.
*Barbarian was slain by "The Den"*
*Some guy throws the Barbarian out the back door*
Some Guy: ... and stay out!
Barbarian: Ow...
Amazon: What happen?
Sorceress: Somebody set us up the bomb.
Amazon: Main...
Paladin: Ok, that's it, I can't take this anymore.
*Paladin has left our world.*
Necromancer: He'll be back, he is too addicted to leave now... NO ONE escapes from Diablo 2.
*To be continued...*
by Dreadnaught
Usualy copyright stuff goes here. Thanks to Flexor for some randomized ideas.
Chapter 2
Barbarian: What do you mean by "exact fare"?
Bus Driver: Means that you'll have insert the exact amount of money into the...
Barbarian: I did, but I want my extra 50 cents back!
Bus Driver: Well that's too...
Barbarian: *WHACK*
Paladin: Oh my god, you killed Kennieth! Who's going to drive the bus now?
Barbarian: Who needs him? I am fairly certain that I can pilot this beast by myself...
*A few minutes later, near a pile of scrap metal.*
Barbarian: Ok, so maybe it's harder than I thought.
Sorceress: Oh great, how are we going to get to the Den?
Paladin: We can always use my super cool aura that makes everyone run tirelessly fast.
Necromancer: Facinating, how does it work?
Paladin: Well, firsy I'll have to inject you with some pure adrenaline, then I'll hang some orange colored flashlights over your head.
Necromancer: ... Does that really work?
Paladin: Sure it does, check this out... *injects adrenaline and hangs flashlights* WAAAAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOO! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAWWWWWW!
Necromancer: Looks good to me.
*The five of them infects themselves with pure adrenaline and hangs flsshlights over their heads.*
Necromancer: *Running really fast* WAAAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Barbarian: *Running really fast* DABADABADABADABADABADABADABADABADABADABADABA!
Sorceress: *Running really fast* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Amazon: *Running really fast, speaking really fast* ...Kashya thinks she's so good well I'll show her I'll guided arrow her *** to death that son of a...
*They finally arrived at "The Den", which was accually a popular night club.*
Barbarian: What the... isn't "The Den" supposed to be a creepy hole?
Paladin: According to "Rogue's Guide to Vacationing", "The Den" is one of the top five night clubes in the area of Tristram.
Amazon: What were we supposed to do again, take out every "monster"?
Sorceress: You know what you doing.
Paladin: Stop the ZeroWing-iesh talk!
Barbarian: Well I've had enough of this, I'm gonna trash this place.
*Barbarian has declared hostility on "The Den"*
Necromancer: Maybe we should help him.
*Barbarian was slain by "The Den"*
*Some guy throws the Barbarian out the back door*
Some Guy: ... and stay out!
Barbarian: Ow...
Amazon: What happen?
Sorceress: Somebody set us up the bomb.
Amazon: Main...
Paladin: Ok, that's it, I can't take this anymore.
*Paladin has left our world.*
Necromancer: He'll be back, he is too addicted to leave now... NO ONE escapes from Diablo 2.
*To be continued...*