AUTHOR'S NOTE: X-men and the X-men movie DO belong to me, so hahahahaha! No, just joking, they belong to Marvel and Fox and all those fabulous sponsors. One night, I was watching the movie and thought: "boy, the x-men would be PISSED if they saw what Fox has made them!" And there began my first fanfic. Comments can be sent to dragon_girl14@hotmail.com. "Flames", as my friend Julia Raven Lee calls them, can be sent to fuck_off@idontgiveashitwhatyouthink.com. Enjoy!
"So, what did everyone think?"
"Well, Ah'm gonna be honest, Professah; Ah think it's great they wanted ta make a movie about us and all, but..."
"But what, Rogue?"
"Did they really have ta tell mah real name?"
"Yes."
"Shut up, Bobby."
"What? I think your name's cute."
"I still don' understan' why Remy wasn' in de movie."
"Because they couldn't find someone annoying enough to play you."
"How do you explain my absence?"
"No one big enough, Hank."
"And me?"
"There's an odd shortage of guys with tails and three-fingered hands these days."
"What about me, Bobby?"
"Sorry, Warren. No one whiney enough."
"That didn't keep them from casting someone for Scott..."
"And how do you explain that scrawny guy who played me?"
"Logan's right. That guy looked nothing like him. He was taller, cuter, had better hair..."
"Hey, at least I was in the movie, Jubes."
"I was in the movie, too!"
"Oh yeah? When?"
"I was sitting next to Rogue in that scene in the classroom."
::Blank looks from everyone::
"I was in the credits, for cryin' out loud!"
"Okay guys, I have a quetion."
"Yeah, Kitty?"
"Do I really look anything like the girl who played me?"
"It was kinda hard to tell, since she was only there for about two seconds, but I don't think so."
"Good."
"I think everyone should be happy with their movie counter-parts."
"Easy fer you to say, 'Ro. You were played by Halle Barry."
"You know what the most unfair thing about that movie was?"
"De fact dat I wasn' even mentioned?"
"No! The fact that Mystique was played by Rebecca Romijn."
"And the fact that Bobby was actually portrayed as bein' cute!"
"At least they got my accent right, Rogue."
"Yeah, Anna Paquin might've been able to win an Oscar with a British accent, but she got the southern one all wrong. She didn't even have green eyes."
"Eye color is something they can get away with if it's wrong, but what was with the hair on my character? It's supposed to be red, not auburn!"
"They got Scott and Xavier pretty good."
"Their Scott wasn't boring enough."
"And what the hell was s'posed t'be goin' on between me and Rogue?"
"You're imagining things, Logan."
"I think we can only hope for one thing..."
"What's that?"
"That the sequel will be better."
"So, what did everyone think?"
"Well, Ah'm gonna be honest, Professah; Ah think it's great they wanted ta make a movie about us and all, but..."
"But what, Rogue?"
"Did they really have ta tell mah real name?"
"Yes."
"Shut up, Bobby."
"What? I think your name's cute."
"I still don' understan' why Remy wasn' in de movie."
"Because they couldn't find someone annoying enough to play you."
"How do you explain my absence?"
"No one big enough, Hank."
"And me?"
"There's an odd shortage of guys with tails and three-fingered hands these days."
"What about me, Bobby?"
"Sorry, Warren. No one whiney enough."
"That didn't keep them from casting someone for Scott..."
"And how do you explain that scrawny guy who played me?"
"Logan's right. That guy looked nothing like him. He was taller, cuter, had better hair..."
"Hey, at least I was in the movie, Jubes."
"I was in the movie, too!"
"Oh yeah? When?"
"I was sitting next to Rogue in that scene in the classroom."
::Blank looks from everyone::
"I was in the credits, for cryin' out loud!"
"Okay guys, I have a quetion."
"Yeah, Kitty?"
"Do I really look anything like the girl who played me?"
"It was kinda hard to tell, since she was only there for about two seconds, but I don't think so."
"Good."
"I think everyone should be happy with their movie counter-parts."
"Easy fer you to say, 'Ro. You were played by Halle Barry."
"You know what the most unfair thing about that movie was?"
"De fact dat I wasn' even mentioned?"
"No! The fact that Mystique was played by Rebecca Romijn."
"And the fact that Bobby was actually portrayed as bein' cute!"
"At least they got my accent right, Rogue."
"Yeah, Anna Paquin might've been able to win an Oscar with a British accent, but she got the southern one all wrong. She didn't even have green eyes."
"Eye color is something they can get away with if it's wrong, but what was with the hair on my character? It's supposed to be red, not auburn!"
"They got Scott and Xavier pretty good."
"Their Scott wasn't boring enough."
"And what the hell was s'posed t'be goin' on between me and Rogue?"
"You're imagining things, Logan."
"I think we can only hope for one thing..."
"What's that?"
"That the sequel will be better."