Loot Diablo!
by Dreadnaught
I know I skipped quest 4. There are two reasons for this. One: I've never done that quest since I started playing D2 and D2x. Two: I want to save it for something in a later chapter. Enjoy!
Chapter 5
*Our five heroes were stading near the fire in the middle of the rogue encampmentdiscussing about what to do next.*
Amazon: Well, according to the Cain dude, Andariel is in the monastery somewhere.
Necromancer: So, what now? Do we just go in there and ask?
Amazon: Not exactly... I thought about bribing the shamans...
Paladin: That would never work, I thought about a better plan... involving you...
Amazon: Me?
Paladin: No, the sorceress.
Sorceress: What?
Paladin: Well... you see... if you we can "bribe" a shaman, then we must be able to... distract... one... using your "charms"... if you know what I mean.
Amazon: No.
Necromancer: No.
Barbarian: ... maybe...
Sorceress: You sick, sick, sick man. Sick!
Paladin: Hey it's not some... that stuff... it's merely... you know... distract one. You know what I mean?
Sorceress: Sick.
Barbarian: ... maybe...
Necromancer: No.
Amazon: Hey! Why her? Huh? Why not me? Am I not beautiful?
Assassin: Or me? Huh?!
Paladin: Get the hell out of Classic D2!
Assassin: hmmmf!
*Assassin vanishes into a cloud of smoke.*
Paladin: Well ANYONE could! I'm just giving an example!
Barbarian: Even me?
Paladin: For all that's holy: GOD NO!
Sorceress: Okay, but you owe me BIG for this.
Paladin: So is this settled? The Sorceress will... distract... the gatekeeper while we sneak in and tp her?
All: Fine...
Paladin: I'll go talk to chasi about some equipment that we can buy.
*Paladin walks towards Charsi.*
Charsi: Pally! I'm glad you're here! Listen, when I fled the monastery, I left behind my Gameboy Advance and my horadric malus. I overheared your plan involving... the Sorceress... and I was woundering if you can pick them up on your way?
Paladin: Uh... well we...
Charsi: Pleeeeaaaaase?
Paladin: But I...
Charsi: Pleeeeaaaaase?
Paladin: Oh alright! Just stop giving me that 'please' look; I invented that look!
*And so, our heroes starts to walk towards the monastery, starting from blood moor... then they realize that they had a TP at dark woods and that would cut their traveling time by alot. They take the TP there and starts to walk towards the monastery once again... then they realize that this whole act is boring and they just decided to as someone else to give them the outer cloister and the catacombs level 2 waypoint. A Druid enteres*
Druid: Well, well, if it isn't mr. Get Out Of Classic D2. Huh? Who's helping who? Now? Huh? Huh? Who's the Big Cheese now? Who's da Giant Taco now...
All: Shut the @#$% up and give us the waypoints!
Druid: Alright, alright.
*The Druid gives them the waypoints and leaves. The five takes the waypoint from outer cloister and starts to hack their way towards the barracks.*
Sorceress: *Killing everythign with ease with her overpowered firewalls.*
Paladin: That skill's ought to be nerfed...
Sorceress: What?
Paladin: Nothing!
*They finnaly made their way to the Gameboy advnace and the malus, which was guarded by the Smith... or also known as... Mr. T!*
All: ...
Mr. T: *about to speak* Foo...
*Anyway, they beat the #@$% out of Mr. T before he had a chance to finish whatever predictable lines that he was saying. They took the malus and returns to Charsi... yes and the Gameboy Advance.*
Charsi: Oh thank you so much for returning this to me. Now I will imbue one of your items with maical powers. No magical, socketed, set, rare or unique items.
All: DOH!
To be continued....
by Dreadnaught
I know I skipped quest 4. There are two reasons for this. One: I've never done that quest since I started playing D2 and D2x. Two: I want to save it for something in a later chapter. Enjoy!
Chapter 5
*Our five heroes were stading near the fire in the middle of the rogue encampmentdiscussing about what to do next.*
Amazon: Well, according to the Cain dude, Andariel is in the monastery somewhere.
Necromancer: So, what now? Do we just go in there and ask?
Amazon: Not exactly... I thought about bribing the shamans...
Paladin: That would never work, I thought about a better plan... involving you...
Amazon: Me?
Paladin: No, the sorceress.
Sorceress: What?
Paladin: Well... you see... if you we can "bribe" a shaman, then we must be able to... distract... one... using your "charms"... if you know what I mean.
Amazon: No.
Necromancer: No.
Barbarian: ... maybe...
Sorceress: You sick, sick, sick man. Sick!
Paladin: Hey it's not some... that stuff... it's merely... you know... distract one. You know what I mean?
Sorceress: Sick.
Barbarian: ... maybe...
Necromancer: No.
Amazon: Hey! Why her? Huh? Why not me? Am I not beautiful?
Assassin: Or me? Huh?!
Paladin: Get the hell out of Classic D2!
Assassin: hmmmf!
*Assassin vanishes into a cloud of smoke.*
Paladin: Well ANYONE could! I'm just giving an example!
Barbarian: Even me?
Paladin: For all that's holy: GOD NO!
Sorceress: Okay, but you owe me BIG for this.
Paladin: So is this settled? The Sorceress will... distract... the gatekeeper while we sneak in and tp her?
All: Fine...
Paladin: I'll go talk to chasi about some equipment that we can buy.
*Paladin walks towards Charsi.*
Charsi: Pally! I'm glad you're here! Listen, when I fled the monastery, I left behind my Gameboy Advance and my horadric malus. I overheared your plan involving... the Sorceress... and I was woundering if you can pick them up on your way?
Paladin: Uh... well we...
Charsi: Pleeeeaaaaase?
Paladin: But I...
Charsi: Pleeeeaaaaase?
Paladin: Oh alright! Just stop giving me that 'please' look; I invented that look!
*And so, our heroes starts to walk towards the monastery, starting from blood moor... then they realize that they had a TP at dark woods and that would cut their traveling time by alot. They take the TP there and starts to walk towards the monastery once again... then they realize that this whole act is boring and they just decided to as someone else to give them the outer cloister and the catacombs level 2 waypoint. A Druid enteres*
Druid: Well, well, if it isn't mr. Get Out Of Classic D2. Huh? Who's helping who? Now? Huh? Huh? Who's the Big Cheese now? Who's da Giant Taco now...
All: Shut the @#$% up and give us the waypoints!
Druid: Alright, alright.
*The Druid gives them the waypoints and leaves. The five takes the waypoint from outer cloister and starts to hack their way towards the barracks.*
Sorceress: *Killing everythign with ease with her overpowered firewalls.*
Paladin: That skill's ought to be nerfed...
Sorceress: What?
Paladin: Nothing!
*They finnaly made their way to the Gameboy advnace and the malus, which was guarded by the Smith... or also known as... Mr. T!*
All: ...
Mr. T: *about to speak* Foo...
*Anyway, they beat the #@$% out of Mr. T before he had a chance to finish whatever predictable lines that he was saying. They took the malus and returns to Charsi... yes and the Gameboy Advance.*
Charsi: Oh thank you so much for returning this to me. Now I will imbue one of your items with maical powers. No magical, socketed, set, rare or unique items.
All: DOH!
To be continued....