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ZIM
hopped off the water cooler bottle as the other Irkens rushed past him with
laser rifles. He spied a hovering transport – like a wagon with no wheels that
floated, really – and used put the bottle of water on it. Opening a cork in the
top to get water, ZIM made a water balloon. Holding it his hand, he turned to
the door and walked out.
Before
ZIM took in the matters at hand, he relished the everywhere color of magenta
that was his planet. Completely rebuilt from the Operation: Impending Doom One
incident, Irk was again in its glory. But the VootRunners firing wildly at the
thousands of slaughtering rat people from Blorch on the ground killed the mood
entirely.
Cries
of Irkens resounded every few seconds as the slaughtering rat people continued
attacking. ZIM decided now was a good a time as any to see if water would work
against the rat people. As two slaughtering rat people overtook an Invader
nearby, ZIM arched his arm back and threw the blue water balloon at the rat
people. The thin layer of rubber burst on the nearer of the two rat people and
as it did…
…The
two rat people exploded as well.
The
Invader writhed in agony from the water for a little bit, but as he stood with
his skin now breaking out into a hideous rash, it was evident he was glad to be
alive. When the Invader saw who it was that saved him, it was safe to say he
was mildly shocked.
"ZIM?!
What are you doing here? Aren't you dead?" he asked, his words almost a
shriek as the individual battles when on around the two Invaders. "And what was
that thing you hit those two filthy rat people with?"
"I
am very alive, and I am here in answer to the Tallests emergency call." ZIM,
oblivious to the incredulous look the Invader was giving him, continued. "That
was a water balloon filled with a substance I found on Earth called 'water.'"
The
Invader, standing half a foot above ZIM, rubbed his arms. "It hurt like hell,"
he commented. He looked up and saw ZIM leaving, another water balloon at the
ready.
"Where
are you going?!" he called out to ZIM.
The tiny Invader turned. "To rain doom down onto the heads of these rat people, of course, foolish amateur!" ZIM cried out, getting a maniacal glint in his eye. As ZIM headed towards the building in which Red and Purple were, the Invader he saved told all other about the deadly weapon ZIM had.
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Purple
looked out of the cracked window with an extremely worried expression. "We're
getting slaughtered, how very fitting." He had long since discarded his
blaster, its energy completely drained. Red was trying everything possible to
prolong his existence by tapping are the keys on the consoles in the room as
the barricaded door buckled under the power of the numerous slaughtering rat
people running into it, and then cursing in high-pitched squeaks.
"The
problem isn't lack of weapons…it's just that there's too many of them," Purple
muttered to the window while Red cursed the computers as they refused to work.
The
other Tallest turned to Purple. "They've chewed through the cables somehow, we
don't have power in this room." He glared at the computer as if it was its
fault.
"At
least they can't get in," Purple said, casting a glance at the window to see if
the tides of the battle had turns, but, alas, the Invaders were only able to
fend off the rat people.
Suddenly
the sound of a squishy explosion was hear from out in the hall just on the
other side of the door. Purple and Red both waited, for there was nothing else
to do. As the door slid open, the person they least expected to see came in.
"ZIM?!"
the Tallests exclaimed in unison.
The
Invader saluted, and then gasped, threw a strange object threw the opened door,
and closed the door as another explosion was heard.
"What
did you just do?" Purple asked of ZIM.
"I
brought some water from that pitiful planet Earth, and it seems that the rat
people explode upon contact with it." ZIM grinned proudly.
Red
waved the explanation away. "Whatever it is, just go get more of it!" he
yelled, and ZIM did so.
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What
happened after that was this: ZIM returned to Earth and took enough water to
Irk to make another giant water balloon. He then dropped it onto Irk, and the
slaughtering rat people on Irk were destroyed. They were not all the slaughtering
rat people, though. When ZIM dropped the big water balloon, he forgot to
mention the allergic reaction Irkens have to water, so all the Irkens on Irk got
very painful rashes. Although most of the buildings crumbled, ZIM was told
since he saved Irk, he could ask for one thing when he needed it most. ZIM was
honored by this, and he went back to Earth to resume his mission, knowing that
if the situation got too bad, he could always call in the Armada, or something.
And
it was so that ZIM saved the Irkens using water.