EDITORS NOTE: This story is a spur of the moment thing, like all of mine are/will be. I don't like planning, and I really cannot abide by such things. It makes stuff a living hell. Anyway, this story is not meant to break any copyright laws. I don't own jack shit, so don't sue me or whatev. And Nin, I may or may not rip off some of your stuff. Either way, it's cool. But I doubt I will. Anyway, enjoy.
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Scene: All of the Gundam Guys are sitting around Quatre's house, trying to figure out how to hook up an N64 to an old TV.
Quatre: Are you sure it's hooked up?
Trowa: Yeah. Duo, do you know what you're doing.
Duo: Nooooo, I just pilot a Gundam cuz I don't know crap about electronics. Yes of COURSE I know what I'm doing. Hey, do you think you could hook up an N64 to a Gundam? That'd be so frickin awesome!!
Wufei: Shut up.
Duo: Awww...is mister sadface out again? Well...let MR. SMILE OUT!!
Wufei: (gets up and leaves)
Heero: Nice going, Duo.
Duo: Well excuse ME for trying to lighten up the mood. You didn't tell me it was THAT time of the month.
Heero: grrrrr...
(All of a sudden, two girls fly through the roof of the house, and crash land on the couch ((lucky...)) in the living room, where the TV is)
Duo: What the hell?
Quatre: (runs over) Are you OK?
One of the two girls gets up and rubs her head.
Girl 1: Diamond.....
Girl 2 (Diamond): Ehhhhhh...
Girl 1:DIAMOND!! WAKE UP!! (beats Diamond with a laptop)
Diamond: KIIIIAAAAAAA!! (punches Kia in the shoulder)
Kia: Where are we Diamond?
Diamond: Do I look like a frickin' map? I have no idea.
Quatre: *ahem* You just happen to be in Saudia Arabia. You are in my house. But how did you get here?
Diamond: Well, I was sleeping over at Kia's house, and we were screwing around on her computer, and we hacked into some weird site. All of a sudden, we were getting these weird feeds of giant mobile suits and stuff, and when we pressed the "Contact" button, we were sent here!
Kia: I TOLD you not to press it!!
Diamond: Well EXCUSE ME for trying to find out what the hell was going on! Anyway, my name is Diamond Revellion, and this is Kia Geneva.
Quatre: Nice to meet you two. I am Quatre Winner, the one with the braid is Duo Maxwell, the one with the biking shorts is Heero Yuy, the one with the hair over his eye is Trowa Barton, and the one who just ran in here with the ponytail is Chang Wufei.
Duo: QUATRE....
Quatre: Hm?
Duo: WHY NOT JUST BUY A NEW TV?
Quatre: Duo, you KNOW it's not right to throw around money like that!
Diamond: Hm? An electronics problem? Well....
Kia: Oh no....
Diamond: I'M YOUR SOLUTION!! DIAMOND IS HERE TO SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS!!
Wufei: A woman? HA!
Diamond: Why, do you think YOU could do better? Hm, it seems that 5 MEN can't do it, yet you automatically dismiss a woman? Well WATCH this!! (Walks up to the system) HA!! How foolish IS this?! What you need is an ADAPTER!! HA!! Can't believe it's that hard!! MWA HAH HAH!! (walks up to Wufei) AND YOU said a woman couldn't do it! HA!
Wufei: You didn't do anything. You just gave us a recommendation. (Walks up to the system and messes around with the wires, hooking up the systems correctly. Turns game on) Idiot. The woman couldn't do it!
Diamond: Come ON Kia, I think we need to find a place to stay. Somewhere where they DON'T underestimate people, even though they're WEAKLINGS!!
Wufei: Did you just call ME a weakling?
Diamond: Why, is that a problem, weakling?
Wufei: Why, you...(punches Diamond)
Diamond: (grabs Wufei's wrist and twists it. Brings it behind his back and puts her elbow to his neck) Now, with just one twitch, I could break your neck. Do you really want that? I don't think so, weakling.
Quatre: Please don't fight. You two can stay here if you want. We have enough room!
Kia: Really? ::glances at Trowa:: OK!! We'll take it!
Diamond: Wait...!
Kia: DIAMOND!! Where ELSE are we gonna find a place to stay, with no money. And who knows, there may EVEN be perverts!! We may as well stay here!
Diamond: Oh...alright....
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SCENE 2:
Later that night.
Diamond: OK, Quatre, so where's everyone supposed to sleep?
Quatre: Well, we honestly only have 3 beds...so I guess some of us will have to share. Let's see...there is a 4 person, a two person, and a one person.
Diamond: Ok, so me and Kia will take the two person, 4 of you can sleep on one, and one alone!
Quatre: Unfortunately, that won't work. Duo and Wufei and Heero aren't exactly to keen on sleeping in the same room with one another. Duo and Wufei fight, Wufei and I sometimes argue, and Trowa and Heero aren't good friends either. So Duo and Trowa are the only two that would match, and since we aren't about to seperate you two into a bed alone with one of us, Duo, Trowa, Kia and you will all be in one bed.
Diamond:Oh great.
Kia: Hey Diamond.
Diamond: What?
Kia: Diamond and Duo, sittin' in a tree..
Diamond: What are you talking about?
Kia: Duo has been staring at you ALL day!
Diamond: Whatever.
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SCENE 3
Bedtime
(Everyone is already in bed)
Diamond: Kia?
Kia: Hm?
Diamond: Why couldn't I have slept on the edge, then you next to Trowa?
Kia: Cuz it wouldn't be fair. With you next to Duo and me next to Trowa, we have the support we need with us in the middle, and the seperation of two guys.
Diamond: And the ability to push them off the beds. (MWA HAH HAH HAH)
Kia: No. Anywho, go to sleep.
Diamond: I CAN'T WITH ALL OF DUO'S FRICKIN SNORING!!
Trowa: I know how to stop that.
Kia: How?
Trowa: Well, Diamond, you have to say, "I love you Duo!"
Diamond: You have GOT to be kidding.
Trowa: No, just say it. It worked with Hilde.
Kia: Who's Hilde?
Trowa: His ex girlfriend.
Kia: Ah. DO IT DIAMOND!!
Diamond: Ok...but don't hold this against me...
Kia: Just do it...
Diamond: Ok..... I love you Duo!
Duo: (his eyes snap open and he starts kissing Diamond all over, and finally on the lips, and goes back to sleep)
Diamond: I hate you Trowa.
Kia: Goodnight.
Diamond: Go to hell.
(THE END UNTIL NEXT CHAPTER)
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EDITOR'S NOTE #2: Well, I hope you liked that. That story was a thing me and my friend (Kia) used to deal with. It's kinda funny. Anywho, I messed some stuff up, and that's how it is. Anywho, I hope u like. I will update ASAP!! Rock on!
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Scene: All of the Gundam Guys are sitting around Quatre's house, trying to figure out how to hook up an N64 to an old TV.
Quatre: Are you sure it's hooked up?
Trowa: Yeah. Duo, do you know what you're doing.
Duo: Nooooo, I just pilot a Gundam cuz I don't know crap about electronics. Yes of COURSE I know what I'm doing. Hey, do you think you could hook up an N64 to a Gundam? That'd be so frickin awesome!!
Wufei: Shut up.
Duo: Awww...is mister sadface out again? Well...let MR. SMILE OUT!!
Wufei: (gets up and leaves)
Heero: Nice going, Duo.
Duo: Well excuse ME for trying to lighten up the mood. You didn't tell me it was THAT time of the month.
Heero: grrrrr...
(All of a sudden, two girls fly through the roof of the house, and crash land on the couch ((lucky...)) in the living room, where the TV is)
Duo: What the hell?
Quatre: (runs over) Are you OK?
One of the two girls gets up and rubs her head.
Girl 1: Diamond.....
Girl 2 (Diamond): Ehhhhhh...
Girl 1:DIAMOND!! WAKE UP!! (beats Diamond with a laptop)
Diamond: KIIIIAAAAAAA!! (punches Kia in the shoulder)
Kia: Where are we Diamond?
Diamond: Do I look like a frickin' map? I have no idea.
Quatre: *ahem* You just happen to be in Saudia Arabia. You are in my house. But how did you get here?
Diamond: Well, I was sleeping over at Kia's house, and we were screwing around on her computer, and we hacked into some weird site. All of a sudden, we were getting these weird feeds of giant mobile suits and stuff, and when we pressed the "Contact" button, we were sent here!
Kia: I TOLD you not to press it!!
Diamond: Well EXCUSE ME for trying to find out what the hell was going on! Anyway, my name is Diamond Revellion, and this is Kia Geneva.
Quatre: Nice to meet you two. I am Quatre Winner, the one with the braid is Duo Maxwell, the one with the biking shorts is Heero Yuy, the one with the hair over his eye is Trowa Barton, and the one who just ran in here with the ponytail is Chang Wufei.
Duo: QUATRE....
Quatre: Hm?
Duo: WHY NOT JUST BUY A NEW TV?
Quatre: Duo, you KNOW it's not right to throw around money like that!
Diamond: Hm? An electronics problem? Well....
Kia: Oh no....
Diamond: I'M YOUR SOLUTION!! DIAMOND IS HERE TO SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS!!
Wufei: A woman? HA!
Diamond: Why, do you think YOU could do better? Hm, it seems that 5 MEN can't do it, yet you automatically dismiss a woman? Well WATCH this!! (Walks up to the system) HA!! How foolish IS this?! What you need is an ADAPTER!! HA!! Can't believe it's that hard!! MWA HAH HAH!! (walks up to Wufei) AND YOU said a woman couldn't do it! HA!
Wufei: You didn't do anything. You just gave us a recommendation. (Walks up to the system and messes around with the wires, hooking up the systems correctly. Turns game on) Idiot. The woman couldn't do it!
Diamond: Come ON Kia, I think we need to find a place to stay. Somewhere where they DON'T underestimate people, even though they're WEAKLINGS!!
Wufei: Did you just call ME a weakling?
Diamond: Why, is that a problem, weakling?
Wufei: Why, you...(punches Diamond)
Diamond: (grabs Wufei's wrist and twists it. Brings it behind his back and puts her elbow to his neck) Now, with just one twitch, I could break your neck. Do you really want that? I don't think so, weakling.
Quatre: Please don't fight. You two can stay here if you want. We have enough room!
Kia: Really? ::glances at Trowa:: OK!! We'll take it!
Diamond: Wait...!
Kia: DIAMOND!! Where ELSE are we gonna find a place to stay, with no money. And who knows, there may EVEN be perverts!! We may as well stay here!
Diamond: Oh...alright....
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SCENE 2:
Later that night.
Diamond: OK, Quatre, so where's everyone supposed to sleep?
Quatre: Well, we honestly only have 3 beds...so I guess some of us will have to share. Let's see...there is a 4 person, a two person, and a one person.
Diamond: Ok, so me and Kia will take the two person, 4 of you can sleep on one, and one alone!
Quatre: Unfortunately, that won't work. Duo and Wufei and Heero aren't exactly to keen on sleeping in the same room with one another. Duo and Wufei fight, Wufei and I sometimes argue, and Trowa and Heero aren't good friends either. So Duo and Trowa are the only two that would match, and since we aren't about to seperate you two into a bed alone with one of us, Duo, Trowa, Kia and you will all be in one bed.
Diamond:Oh great.
Kia: Hey Diamond.
Diamond: What?
Kia: Diamond and Duo, sittin' in a tree..
Diamond: What are you talking about?
Kia: Duo has been staring at you ALL day!
Diamond: Whatever.
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SCENE 3
Bedtime
(Everyone is already in bed)
Diamond: Kia?
Kia: Hm?
Diamond: Why couldn't I have slept on the edge, then you next to Trowa?
Kia: Cuz it wouldn't be fair. With you next to Duo and me next to Trowa, we have the support we need with us in the middle, and the seperation of two guys.
Diamond: And the ability to push them off the beds. (MWA HAH HAH HAH)
Kia: No. Anywho, go to sleep.
Diamond: I CAN'T WITH ALL OF DUO'S FRICKIN SNORING!!
Trowa: I know how to stop that.
Kia: How?
Trowa: Well, Diamond, you have to say, "I love you Duo!"
Diamond: You have GOT to be kidding.
Trowa: No, just say it. It worked with Hilde.
Kia: Who's Hilde?
Trowa: His ex girlfriend.
Kia: Ah. DO IT DIAMOND!!
Diamond: Ok...but don't hold this against me...
Kia: Just do it...
Diamond: Ok..... I love you Duo!
Duo: (his eyes snap open and he starts kissing Diamond all over, and finally on the lips, and goes back to sleep)
Diamond: I hate you Trowa.
Kia: Goodnight.
Diamond: Go to hell.
(THE END UNTIL NEXT CHAPTER)
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EDITOR'S NOTE #2: Well, I hope you liked that. That story was a thing me and my friend (Kia) used to deal with. It's kinda funny. Anywho, I messed some stuff up, and that's how it is. Anywho, I hope u like. I will update ASAP!! Rock on!