I've written several Daikeru/Takedai's latey, and I decided that I should even that out with some good ole Daiken/Kensuke. After they defeated 'Big and Ugly' (Malomyotismon), disregarding the epilogue. Rambling thoughts. Daisuke? Angsty? Please! For maybe five seconds.
Disclaimer: Don't own the show, the characters, any soda pop companies, or the lyrics.
Warnings: Same as before, new and used lyrics. Read previous chapter if confused. And I'm sorry to anyone that has an actually lisp. I intend no offense, but the comment just fit too perfectly.
What's worse than two hyperactive digimon? Two hyperactive digimon on sugar and caffeine! I swear, that is so the last time I ever let Lisping Lou and the Worm have Mountain Dew at seven o-clock at night. Four hours later, and the little buggers are still jumping on my bed. Which I'm trying to sleep in, thank you very much, Vee.
Oh, no! Don't give me that look! Dang you, dang those eyes! It's not fair. How can a little blue fireball be so conniving and evil! No! I can feel that stare through the pillow!
More powerful than a mother's glare, more frightening than Frankenstein and Miyako, more guilt-inducing than Great Aunt Mable, it's: The Puppy-Dog Eyes!
Curse you!
Oh, quit it. I'm not ignoring you, I'm just choosing to put you on hold. Indefinitaly. Temporarily forever.
Oops. There he goes, ripping apart my closet again. As if I care. Actually, I'm glad that he takes his anger out on that, instead of something important, like my computer, or my manga collection. Or the picture of Ken in my nightstand.
Now, that would be bad. To lose the only photo of Ken that I have. I should probably take more. I think I will, tomorrow, when I take the Worm home. I can probably get Ken to do something tomorrow.
We can go skating in the park, or take in a movie, or study, or play video games, or listen to music, or watch movies at my house, or his house, or we could go swimming in the public pool, or...or...or...
Or I could kiss him senseless all afternoon. Gah! What a lovely thought. An afternoon spent with my lips locked to his, my arms wrapped around him, my tongue in his mouth, and my hands...
Whoa! Stop it there! Bad libido! That's another thing that's not fair. How did I manage to get the most perfect person in the world as not only my Jogress Partner, but my best friend as well, without being able to love him like I do? I do love him, too. Who wouldn't?
Well, except Cody, and that's not saying much, since that little brat doesn't really have much affection for anyone other than Armadillomon, Miyako, and Takeru. Even Jyou and Izzy are kept at a distance from the little mongrel.
Mongrel. Ha. Take that, Kendo-boy! Wait. He might come after me with that stick! No, the horror! To be chased through the streets of town with a psychopathic little imp hot on my trail, ready to poke my eyes out with his twig of magic powers!
Why are you two staring at me? It's not abnormal for a person to laugh for no reason...Who cares if I was howling like a maniac! It's not as if the neighbors care. If they did, they'd be pounding on the walls...
Okay, they're pounding. That doesn't mean anything! Jun could be singing like a banshee in the living room. Yes, I'm aware that she isn't home. It could have been possible. You little Traitor, Veemon. Telling the Worm about the time the guy on the right put a hole in the wall trying to shut me up.
I'm glad that you haven't told him that I call out Ken's name in my sleep, or the fact that I doodle his name on the cover of my journal, or about all the times I started out a conversation 'Ken said', or 'Ken did this'.
Wait a minute! Tell him. Then he'll go home, and tell Ken, and Ken will be so happy, and excited, that he'll come over, and he can tell me how much he loves me, and we'll be happy, and...
And I'm dreaming. He's perfect. Why would he want me? Loud and annoying Davis, who didn't realize he was in love until he started toward the girl he had previously cared about, and realized that she wasn't the one he wanted to celebrate with.
^The cloud that had been Malomyotsmon's evil dissipated, and they all cheered, a worldful of Digi-destined, and digimon. Daisuke turned toward Kari on reflex, then stopped. His mind instantly turned to the boy behind him, and he turned, wanting to be with the person that meant the most to him at that moment.^^
What a fool was I, to have wasted so much time on a lost cause. A fool that I still am, obviously. Here I lie, knowing that I could be over there within the hour, and I don't move. Of course, by the time the hour was up, it would be midnight. But he wouldn't mind. Ken never does. Yes, Worm, I am refering to your hot little partner.
Whoops! I said that one out loud. Oh, Kami, stop looking at me like that guys. How could I help myself. Take a look at shallow Davis, and it's obvious that I'm lusting after the finest person in our group. Go to psycho-stalker Motomiya, and you'll see that has many of the same stalkable qualities as Matt. And Daisuke. Well, it's obvious that Ken's perfect. Wonderful, kind, handsome, sexy, sweet, smart, giving, caring, loyal...
Yes, I'll shut up now. No, I will not tell him. Neither will you two, thank you very much for the offer. I don't care if you guys can run faster than I can, which you can't, you arrogant little Centipede! If you guys tell him, I'll jump out the window. Stingmon has to have Ken to digivolve, so there goes that little theory.
Oh, yeah, I can see it now. I jump out of the window, and you finally grow wings, you little Smurf-wannabe.
Veemon, get out of my nightstand. Get out! No! Not the picture! Please? Anything? Not that...please...
Fine. Whatever. Tomorrow it is. Now give me my picture back so that I can dream. Damn digimon anyways.
Disclaimer: Don't own the show, the characters, any soda pop companies, or the lyrics.
Warnings: Same as before, new and used lyrics. Read previous chapter if confused. And I'm sorry to anyone that has an actually lisp. I intend no offense, but the comment just fit too perfectly.
What's worse than two hyperactive digimon? Two hyperactive digimon on sugar and caffeine! I swear, that is so the last time I ever let Lisping Lou and the Worm have Mountain Dew at seven o-clock at night. Four hours later, and the little buggers are still jumping on my bed. Which I'm trying to sleep in, thank you very much, Vee.
Oh, no! Don't give me that look! Dang you, dang those eyes! It's not fair. How can a little blue fireball be so conniving and evil! No! I can feel that stare through the pillow!
More powerful than a mother's glare, more frightening than Frankenstein and Miyako, more guilt-inducing than Great Aunt Mable, it's: The Puppy-Dog Eyes!
Curse you!
Oh, quit it. I'm not ignoring you, I'm just choosing to put you on hold. Indefinitaly. Temporarily forever.
Oops. There he goes, ripping apart my closet again. As if I care. Actually, I'm glad that he takes his anger out on that, instead of something important, like my computer, or my manga collection. Or the picture of Ken in my nightstand.
Now, that would be bad. To lose the only photo of Ken that I have. I should probably take more. I think I will, tomorrow, when I take the Worm home. I can probably get Ken to do something tomorrow.
We can go skating in the park, or take in a movie, or study, or play video games, or listen to music, or watch movies at my house, or his house, or we could go swimming in the public pool, or...or...or...
Or I could kiss him senseless all afternoon. Gah! What a lovely thought. An afternoon spent with my lips locked to his, my arms wrapped around him, my tongue in his mouth, and my hands...
Whoa! Stop it there! Bad libido! That's another thing that's not fair. How did I manage to get the most perfect person in the world as not only my Jogress Partner, but my best friend as well, without being able to love him like I do? I do love him, too. Who wouldn't?
Well, except Cody, and that's not saying much, since that little brat doesn't really have much affection for anyone other than Armadillomon, Miyako, and Takeru. Even Jyou and Izzy are kept at a distance from the little mongrel.
Mongrel. Ha. Take that, Kendo-boy! Wait. He might come after me with that stick! No, the horror! To be chased through the streets of town with a psychopathic little imp hot on my trail, ready to poke my eyes out with his twig of magic powers!
Why are you two staring at me? It's not abnormal for a person to laugh for no reason...Who cares if I was howling like a maniac! It's not as if the neighbors care. If they did, they'd be pounding on the walls...
Okay, they're pounding. That doesn't mean anything! Jun could be singing like a banshee in the living room. Yes, I'm aware that she isn't home. It could have been possible. You little Traitor, Veemon. Telling the Worm about the time the guy on the right put a hole in the wall trying to shut me up.
I'm glad that you haven't told him that I call out Ken's name in my sleep, or the fact that I doodle his name on the cover of my journal, or about all the times I started out a conversation 'Ken said', or 'Ken did this'.
Wait a minute! Tell him. Then he'll go home, and tell Ken, and Ken will be so happy, and excited, that he'll come over, and he can tell me how much he loves me, and we'll be happy, and...
And I'm dreaming. He's perfect. Why would he want me? Loud and annoying Davis, who didn't realize he was in love until he started toward the girl he had previously cared about, and realized that she wasn't the one he wanted to celebrate with.
^The cloud that had been Malomyotsmon's evil dissipated, and they all cheered, a worldful of Digi-destined, and digimon. Daisuke turned toward Kari on reflex, then stopped. His mind instantly turned to the boy behind him, and he turned, wanting to be with the person that meant the most to him at that moment.^^
What a fool was I, to have wasted so much time on a lost cause. A fool that I still am, obviously. Here I lie, knowing that I could be over there within the hour, and I don't move. Of course, by the time the hour was up, it would be midnight. But he wouldn't mind. Ken never does. Yes, Worm, I am refering to your hot little partner.
Whoops! I said that one out loud. Oh, Kami, stop looking at me like that guys. How could I help myself. Take a look at shallow Davis, and it's obvious that I'm lusting after the finest person in our group. Go to psycho-stalker Motomiya, and you'll see that has many of the same stalkable qualities as Matt. And Daisuke. Well, it's obvious that Ken's perfect. Wonderful, kind, handsome, sexy, sweet, smart, giving, caring, loyal...
Yes, I'll shut up now. No, I will not tell him. Neither will you two, thank you very much for the offer. I don't care if you guys can run faster than I can, which you can't, you arrogant little Centipede! If you guys tell him, I'll jump out the window. Stingmon has to have Ken to digivolve, so there goes that little theory.
Oh, yeah, I can see it now. I jump out of the window, and you finally grow wings, you little Smurf-wannabe.
Veemon, get out of my nightstand. Get out! No! Not the picture! Please? Anything? Not that...please...
Fine. Whatever. Tomorrow it is. Now give me my picture back so that I can dream. Damn digimon anyways.