EDITOR'S NOTE:Yo, I'm here back @ my house. Well, actually I'm at my
friend Meagan's house with her friend Felicia. They are here to do
a guest fic with me. Ya know, gimme some ideas? It's fun. Meg is Kia
, Fi is a new character, and I just happen to be fun little Diamond,
if u haven't figured that out yet (baka....) Anywayz, read on!
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SCENE #(I lost count....)
1 Day Later
(Diamond's not pissed anymore)
Heero: I like cheese.
Kia: Wha?
Heero: I don't know.
Diamond: That sounds like something that dumbarse Duo would say!
Heero: I hate my life.
Kia: Is this story going anywhere?
Diamond: Not really...I've run out of ideas.
Kia: Really?
Diamond: Yeah...but, we could introduce a new character!
Kia: Like who?
Diamond: How bout that one girl that's always hyper and stuff?
Kia: You mean Jen? She's so hyper!
Diamond: Yeah! That's a good idea.
Kia: You'd have a partner in crime...
Diamond: Yes, to destroy you..(MWA HAH HAH HAH)
Kia: (smacks Diamond)
Diamond: I hate you.
Kia: I hate you too. Now let's introduce Jen already!
Diamond: You do it.
Kia: OK! Well...um, here's Jen!
Jen: (walks in) Oh, that's really good..yeah!
Kia: WELL EXCUSE ME!
Diamond: Losers..
Jen & Kia: (slap Diamond)
Diamond: DAMMIT!! QUIT IT!!
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SCENE #(Forget it..)
That night
(NO! Nothing's gonna happen, u hentai!)
Diamond: I am sleeping on the couch.
Jen: I WANT THE COUCH!!
Diamond: MINE!!
Kia: What's so bad about sleeping in the bed?
Diamond & Jen: It's the guys...
Duo & Trowa: (glare)
Kia: So? They're only guys!
Duo & Trowa:GRRRRRRRRRR!! (really loud)
Girls: Oh, shut up!!
Duo & Trowa: Dang u...(leave)
Diamond: Nice going, Kia.
Kia: WHAT?
Diamond:No really, nice going! They left!! Good job!
Jen: Yeah!!Rock on Kia!
Kia: (grabs her CD case and puts in a CD)
Diamond: What CD is that?
Jen: It's Ken Medema!!
Diamond: Who?
Jen & Kia: (give each other that evil look) You don't know?
Diamond: Um, no. I listen to good music..
Kia: It IS good music!!
Diamond: Right...
Jen: (presses the play button) Listen!
Diamond: (gets into it) 'Kay, it is good music!
Jen & Kia: (sing along)
Diamond: U people scare me..
Jen & Kia: (yell) DANCE IN THE DRAGON'S JAWS!!
Diamond:Help me. Please.
Heero: Will u shut that CRAP off!! I'm trying to work!!
Jen: Die.
Kia: YEAH! TOO BAD U DUMB BUTT!!
Heero: Die yourself!! I'll kill BOTH of you!!
Kia: I'll kill you first!!
Diamond: I'll kill you all if you don't SHUT UP!!
CD: (goes to song 2)
Diamond: Awww..this song is sad!
Jen: It's not sad!
Diamond: It sounds like it.
Quatre: (hears the flute in the song) Trowa? (grabs violin and starts
playing)
Kia: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Quatre!! You fool!! You're a dumb butt!!
You are SUCH a dumb butt!!
Jen: Kia's not singing!!
Kia: (evil grin) SHEEEEEEEEEE'S GONNA RUN!! (singing along)
Jen & Diamond: (run from the room with their hands over their ears)
Heero: (gets his Gundam and destroys the CD player)
Kia: (gets a HUGE gun and shoots Heero's Gundam) THE CD!! (runs over to
the CD player and gets the CD out) THERE'S NOT EVEN A SCRATCH!!
Diamond: Oh...yay. (sarcastically)
Heero: (laying there) I'm dead.
Diamond: (grabs a stick and starts poking him with it in the eyeball)
Pokey, pokey, pokey.
Duo: (grabs a stick and joins her)
Everyone else but Heero: (grabs a stick and joins in the festivities)
Heero: STOP IT!!! I'LL KILL YOU ALL!!
Everyone: (runs)
Heero: Gets up.
Relena: (somehow gets to the house and runs in the room.) Oh Heero!!
Are you alright?
Heero: How did you get here? I'm going to kill you. (pulls out a gun)
Relena: Why?
Heero: Cuz you're incredibly annoying.
Kia: (runs in the room) (suddenly stops) Ok, I think I'll leave now..
Diamond: (runs in and knocks over Kia) Oops, sorry Kia.
Heero: (shoots Relena)
Relena: (is dead)
Diamond: ASS!!
Heero: I'll kill you!!
Diamond: (pulls out a big scary gun) I'll kill you.
Kia: (pulls out that gun from before) I'll kill you too.
Jen: (pulls out a dead sea horse) I'll..dangit!! (throws the dead sea
horse and gets out a gun) I'll kill you also.
Heero: Forget it. Duo would be heartbroken.
Diamond: DAMN YOU!! That's NOT funny!!
Heero: I'm NOT kidding.
Diamond: Yeah, right. (jumps out a window ((they're on the first floor,
so obviously she doesn't die)))
Jen: DIAMOND!!
Kia: Let her go.
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Later that Night
(Diamond's back((Why is she so pissed off?))) --It's better than being pissed ON!
(No Meg, we are not gonna make this inappropriate!!)
(Well, not 'too' much anyway..)
Diamond: (sleeps on the floor in the bedroom)
Duo & Trowa & Kia: (are all in one bed ((oh my)))
Jen: (has the couch, after beating Diamond severely)
Kia: (has a CD player in bed and is listening to the Cranberries)
Diamond & Jen: Help us..
Kia: (starts singing out loud)
Duo: SHUT UP!! (goes to sleep on the floor)
Trowa: (locks himself in the closet)
Kia: (singing)
Diamond: (pushes Kia off the bed) SHUT UP!!
Jen: (runs in) WILL YOU PEOPLE SHUT UP?!
Wufei & Quatre: (run in)
Quatre: What's going on?
Wufei: Damn women, shut up.
Kia: (still singing)
Diamond & Jen: (tackle Kia and gag her mouth shut)
Kia: (tries to sing)
Diamond: (takes CD and hides it from the world, where Kia can't find it)
Jen: Hooray!!
Duo & Trowa: (pick up Kia and put her downstairs on a couch or something)
Diamond: Why couldn't I have had that?
Duo: Cuz u don't sing
Diamond: I could.
Trowa: DON'T!
Diamond: Oh alright.
Everyone: (goes to their beds)
Diamond: (gives up and sleeps on the bed between Duo & Trowa) I hate
my life..
Duo: (starts snoring)
Diamond: Oh no... (drags Kia in)
Kia: (starts singing)
Duo: ZzZzZzZzZ (get it? he's asleep)
Diamond: (drags Kia back down) This is just evil. (gags Duo) Mission,
accomplished (grins evilly)
Duo: (wakes up and is pissed off)
Diamond: Uh oh.
Duo: (starts trying to destroy Diamond)
Diamond: Crap. (runs screaming around the house and hides under Wufei's
bed)
Duo: (runs in Wufei's room) DIAMOND!!
Wufei: (wakes up) DAMMIT DUO!!
Duo: Is Diamond in here?
Wufei: NO! I think I'd know if there was a WOMAN in my room..
Duo: Look under the bed.
Wufei: Whatever. (looks under the bed and screams) Eeeeee!! (like a girl!!)
(faints)
Diamond: Oh crap..
Duo: DIAMOND!! I'M GONNA KILL U!!
Diamond: (gets up and runs, accidentally knocking Duo down)
(hides under Quatre's bed)
Duo: Aw, forget it. (goes to bed)
Diamond: (half an hour later) (comes out of hiding) May as well go to
bed.
Quatre: What are u doing in my room?
Diamond: (ignores him and leaves) (goes to the room and sleeps on the
floor)
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Scene (Ha no number!!)
Everyone's awake
Jen:(goes downstairs) (Screams) (runs upstairs)
Everyone: Jen? What's the matter?
Jen: KIA!!
Diamond: WHAT?
Jen: SHE'S GONE!!
Diamond: WHAT?!
Jen: SHE'S GONE!!
Diamond: I HEARD you!! Why is she gone?!
Jen: I dunno!!
Trowa: KIA!!
Diamond: (snickers) Flirter.. (nudges Jen)
Jen: Please don't nudge me.
Duo: where could she have gone?
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SCENE (......)
(Where Kia is.)
Kia: I can't wait to get outta here. (In a spaceship)
Person: The shuttle's ready to go to the colonies.
Kia: Thanx.
Person: No problem. Take care of this vessel.
Kia: I will.
Person: Thank you.
Kia: Finally! I'm outta here!
Counter: 5...4...3...2...1...0 BLAST OFF!
Kia: Finally, I can see Ryo and Irvine again!
Everyone: (watching t.v.)
T.V.: A spaceship just blasted off about 5 minutes ago.
The person inside is a teenager, 15, and her name is Kia.
Unfortunetely, no one ever asked for her last name.
Jen: I bet that was Kia.
Diamond: No freakin' crap! They said Kia!
Jen: No! I mean Kia Geneva!
Everyone: Ohhhhhhhh!
Diamond: Duhhhhhhh!
Trowa: Let's go down there and find out where she's goin'!
Everyone: (leaves the t.v. still running and leaves)
T.V.: Kia is headed for the colonies, it's said.....
SCENE (...still nothing...)
Almost/at the colonies
Kia: Finally, I'm there. Now I can go bug Dr. J about all this crap.
Jen: Where's that spaceship goin'?!
EDITOR'S NOTE: Yo, sorry this was so long. SOMEONE (glares at Meg)
likes typing a bit TOO much. So um, stick around for another chapter
soon. ROCK ON FILLESROUGE FAITHFUL!!
friend Meagan's house with her friend Felicia. They are here to do
a guest fic with me. Ya know, gimme some ideas? It's fun. Meg is Kia
, Fi is a new character, and I just happen to be fun little Diamond,
if u haven't figured that out yet (baka....) Anywayz, read on!
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SCENE #(I lost count....)
1 Day Later
(Diamond's not pissed anymore)
Heero: I like cheese.
Kia: Wha?
Heero: I don't know.
Diamond: That sounds like something that dumbarse Duo would say!
Heero: I hate my life.
Kia: Is this story going anywhere?
Diamond: Not really...I've run out of ideas.
Kia: Really?
Diamond: Yeah...but, we could introduce a new character!
Kia: Like who?
Diamond: How bout that one girl that's always hyper and stuff?
Kia: You mean Jen? She's so hyper!
Diamond: Yeah! That's a good idea.
Kia: You'd have a partner in crime...
Diamond: Yes, to destroy you..(MWA HAH HAH HAH)
Kia: (smacks Diamond)
Diamond: I hate you.
Kia: I hate you too. Now let's introduce Jen already!
Diamond: You do it.
Kia: OK! Well...um, here's Jen!
Jen: (walks in) Oh, that's really good..yeah!
Kia: WELL EXCUSE ME!
Diamond: Losers..
Jen & Kia: (slap Diamond)
Diamond: DAMMIT!! QUIT IT!!
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SCENE #(Forget it..)
That night
(NO! Nothing's gonna happen, u hentai!)
Diamond: I am sleeping on the couch.
Jen: I WANT THE COUCH!!
Diamond: MINE!!
Kia: What's so bad about sleeping in the bed?
Diamond & Jen: It's the guys...
Duo & Trowa: (glare)
Kia: So? They're only guys!
Duo & Trowa:GRRRRRRRRRR!! (really loud)
Girls: Oh, shut up!!
Duo & Trowa: Dang u...(leave)
Diamond: Nice going, Kia.
Kia: WHAT?
Diamond:No really, nice going! They left!! Good job!
Jen: Yeah!!Rock on Kia!
Kia: (grabs her CD case and puts in a CD)
Diamond: What CD is that?
Jen: It's Ken Medema!!
Diamond: Who?
Jen & Kia: (give each other that evil look) You don't know?
Diamond: Um, no. I listen to good music..
Kia: It IS good music!!
Diamond: Right...
Jen: (presses the play button) Listen!
Diamond: (gets into it) 'Kay, it is good music!
Jen & Kia: (sing along)
Diamond: U people scare me..
Jen & Kia: (yell) DANCE IN THE DRAGON'S JAWS!!
Diamond:Help me. Please.
Heero: Will u shut that CRAP off!! I'm trying to work!!
Jen: Die.
Kia: YEAH! TOO BAD U DUMB BUTT!!
Heero: Die yourself!! I'll kill BOTH of you!!
Kia: I'll kill you first!!
Diamond: I'll kill you all if you don't SHUT UP!!
CD: (goes to song 2)
Diamond: Awww..this song is sad!
Jen: It's not sad!
Diamond: It sounds like it.
Quatre: (hears the flute in the song) Trowa? (grabs violin and starts
playing)
Kia: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Quatre!! You fool!! You're a dumb butt!!
You are SUCH a dumb butt!!
Jen: Kia's not singing!!
Kia: (evil grin) SHEEEEEEEEEE'S GONNA RUN!! (singing along)
Jen & Diamond: (run from the room with their hands over their ears)
Heero: (gets his Gundam and destroys the CD player)
Kia: (gets a HUGE gun and shoots Heero's Gundam) THE CD!! (runs over to
the CD player and gets the CD out) THERE'S NOT EVEN A SCRATCH!!
Diamond: Oh...yay. (sarcastically)
Heero: (laying there) I'm dead.
Diamond: (grabs a stick and starts poking him with it in the eyeball)
Pokey, pokey, pokey.
Duo: (grabs a stick and joins her)
Everyone else but Heero: (grabs a stick and joins in the festivities)
Heero: STOP IT!!! I'LL KILL YOU ALL!!
Everyone: (runs)
Heero: Gets up.
Relena: (somehow gets to the house and runs in the room.) Oh Heero!!
Are you alright?
Heero: How did you get here? I'm going to kill you. (pulls out a gun)
Relena: Why?
Heero: Cuz you're incredibly annoying.
Kia: (runs in the room) (suddenly stops) Ok, I think I'll leave now..
Diamond: (runs in and knocks over Kia) Oops, sorry Kia.
Heero: (shoots Relena)
Relena: (is dead)
Diamond: ASS!!
Heero: I'll kill you!!
Diamond: (pulls out a big scary gun) I'll kill you.
Kia: (pulls out that gun from before) I'll kill you too.
Jen: (pulls out a dead sea horse) I'll..dangit!! (throws the dead sea
horse and gets out a gun) I'll kill you also.
Heero: Forget it. Duo would be heartbroken.
Diamond: DAMN YOU!! That's NOT funny!!
Heero: I'm NOT kidding.
Diamond: Yeah, right. (jumps out a window ((they're on the first floor,
so obviously she doesn't die)))
Jen: DIAMOND!!
Kia: Let her go.
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Later that Night
(Diamond's back((Why is she so pissed off?))) --It's better than being pissed ON!
(No Meg, we are not gonna make this inappropriate!!)
(Well, not 'too' much anyway..)
Diamond: (sleeps on the floor in the bedroom)
Duo & Trowa & Kia: (are all in one bed ((oh my)))
Jen: (has the couch, after beating Diamond severely)
Kia: (has a CD player in bed and is listening to the Cranberries)
Diamond & Jen: Help us..
Kia: (starts singing out loud)
Duo: SHUT UP!! (goes to sleep on the floor)
Trowa: (locks himself in the closet)
Kia: (singing)
Diamond: (pushes Kia off the bed) SHUT UP!!
Jen: (runs in) WILL YOU PEOPLE SHUT UP?!
Wufei & Quatre: (run in)
Quatre: What's going on?
Wufei: Damn women, shut up.
Kia: (still singing)
Diamond & Jen: (tackle Kia and gag her mouth shut)
Kia: (tries to sing)
Diamond: (takes CD and hides it from the world, where Kia can't find it)
Jen: Hooray!!
Duo & Trowa: (pick up Kia and put her downstairs on a couch or something)
Diamond: Why couldn't I have had that?
Duo: Cuz u don't sing
Diamond: I could.
Trowa: DON'T!
Diamond: Oh alright.
Everyone: (goes to their beds)
Diamond: (gives up and sleeps on the bed between Duo & Trowa) I hate
my life..
Duo: (starts snoring)
Diamond: Oh no... (drags Kia in)
Kia: (starts singing)
Duo: ZzZzZzZzZ (get it? he's asleep)
Diamond: (drags Kia back down) This is just evil. (gags Duo) Mission,
accomplished (grins evilly)
Duo: (wakes up and is pissed off)
Diamond: Uh oh.
Duo: (starts trying to destroy Diamond)
Diamond: Crap. (runs screaming around the house and hides under Wufei's
bed)
Duo: (runs in Wufei's room) DIAMOND!!
Wufei: (wakes up) DAMMIT DUO!!
Duo: Is Diamond in here?
Wufei: NO! I think I'd know if there was a WOMAN in my room..
Duo: Look under the bed.
Wufei: Whatever. (looks under the bed and screams) Eeeeee!! (like a girl!!)
(faints)
Diamond: Oh crap..
Duo: DIAMOND!! I'M GONNA KILL U!!
Diamond: (gets up and runs, accidentally knocking Duo down)
(hides under Quatre's bed)
Duo: Aw, forget it. (goes to bed)
Diamond: (half an hour later) (comes out of hiding) May as well go to
bed.
Quatre: What are u doing in my room?
Diamond: (ignores him and leaves) (goes to the room and sleeps on the
floor)
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Scene (Ha no number!!)
Everyone's awake
Jen:(goes downstairs) (Screams) (runs upstairs)
Everyone: Jen? What's the matter?
Jen: KIA!!
Diamond: WHAT?
Jen: SHE'S GONE!!
Diamond: WHAT?!
Jen: SHE'S GONE!!
Diamond: I HEARD you!! Why is she gone?!
Jen: I dunno!!
Trowa: KIA!!
Diamond: (snickers) Flirter.. (nudges Jen)
Jen: Please don't nudge me.
Duo: where could she have gone?
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SCENE (......)
(Where Kia is.)
Kia: I can't wait to get outta here. (In a spaceship)
Person: The shuttle's ready to go to the colonies.
Kia: Thanx.
Person: No problem. Take care of this vessel.
Kia: I will.
Person: Thank you.
Kia: Finally! I'm outta here!
Counter: 5...4...3...2...1...0 BLAST OFF!
Kia: Finally, I can see Ryo and Irvine again!
Everyone: (watching t.v.)
T.V.: A spaceship just blasted off about 5 minutes ago.
The person inside is a teenager, 15, and her name is Kia.
Unfortunetely, no one ever asked for her last name.
Jen: I bet that was Kia.
Diamond: No freakin' crap! They said Kia!
Jen: No! I mean Kia Geneva!
Everyone: Ohhhhhhhh!
Diamond: Duhhhhhhh!
Trowa: Let's go down there and find out where she's goin'!
Everyone: (leaves the t.v. still running and leaves)
T.V.: Kia is headed for the colonies, it's said.....
SCENE (...still nothing...)
Almost/at the colonies
Kia: Finally, I'm there. Now I can go bug Dr. J about all this crap.
Jen: Where's that spaceship goin'?!
EDITOR'S NOTE: Yo, sorry this was so long. SOMEONE (glares at Meg)
likes typing a bit TOO much. So um, stick around for another chapter
soon. ROCK ON FILLESROUGE FAITHFUL!!