EDITOR'S NOTE: Meg is here, but poor Fi isn't. (Well, actually it's quite lucky for her, we've
gotten pretty insane over here!!) ---as in crazy...Thank YOU Meg... Meg is being evil and
won't let me sit in the friggin chair so I have to put my foot in the seat and my bum bum on the
arm rest. It's less than pleasing, I'll tell u that much. Oi...now she's got the hiccups...
Omae o korusu Walters-san!! Anywayz, I have NO idea what I'm gonna do for this story, cuz it's
spur of the moment...

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SCENE (who gives a rat's ---!!!)

Person: That's confidential!

Jen: I don't give a care! We must know!

Heero: I kill you if you don't tell us!

Diamond: SHUT UP U WEAK FOOL!!! I'LL KILL HIM FIRST U IMBICILE!!!

Person: OK! OK! OK! She's goin to the L2 Colonies!!

Diamond: Thank you. Now you don't have to die. Oh, and may we borrow that shuttle over there?

Person: ANYTHING YOU WANT! JUST DON'T KILL ME!!

Duo: Really? (grabs his wallet) Yoink! Thanx for the cash, dude!

All: (run to the shuttle)

Counter: 5...4...3...2...1...BLAST OFF!!!

Duo: Can we stop yet? I have to go to the bathroom!

All: SHUT UP U NERD!!!

Trowa: We just left the station! No way are we stopping now!

Diamond: Hey! There's a bathroom right here!

Duo: (runs for it)

Diamond: Wait! Let me find my lip gloss first.

Duo: Sorry! No can do!

Diamond: Of all the nerds in the world..I HAD to get stuck with this one...Never mind... I found
it anyway... You can go in, you stupid nerd.

Jen: We're almost at her shuttle!

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Kia: What was that!?!.....Anyway, there's the colonies. I just can't wait to get on and kick some
Dr. J butt!!!

(5 min. later)

Kia: Finally! I'm there!


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SCENE (I'm going to kill Meg!!)

Jen: Everyone alright!?!

All: Yeah.

Diamond: I'm dead...I'm dying..help me...(sarcastic) (falls on the floor, twitching)

Quatre: CRAP! She already made it! We have to land on the colonies!

All: No Duh!

Diamond: Of coarse she would have made it there before us! She was a freakin' whole 10 min.
ahead of us!

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Kia: Where's Dr. J!?!

Person: He's at his lab. Why?

Kia: None of your buisness!

Person: Huh?

Kia: (running through the halls in the colonies) I havta' find Dr. J and.....

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Dr. J: Oh, I'm sorry. Are you okay?

Kia: Exactly who I was looking for!

Dr.J: What?.....Kia?! Is that you!?!

Kia: Yes. As a matter of fact. And I'm gonna' whoop your butt!

Kia:(Whoops Dr. J's butt) There! Now maybe you'll think twice about seperating us four!

Dr.J: What...four?

Kia:(runs through the halls to see Ryo, Irvine, and Kieth)

Irvine: Wow! Kia! Where the heck did you come from!?!

Ryo & Kieth: (come running out) What is goin' on!?!.......Kia!?!

Kia: Oh, man! You musta' gotten stronger while I was gone?

Irvine: Yep! How do you like the muscles? (rips off his shirt)

Kia: Oh My Gosh!!! You really did work out!

Ryo & Kieth: Yep! And so did we!(rips off their shirts, too)

Kia: HOLY WACKAMOLY!!!!! Now this deserves a treat!

Ryo: A special one?

Kia: You bet!

Kieth: How special?

Kia: You'll find out soon enough!(All four go inside)

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Jen: DR. J!!!!! Who did this!?!

Dr. J: Kia.

Diamond: YOU'RE that guy that gave me the Gundam!! Cool! Thanks! But, uh, what am I supposed
to use it for? I mean, why do I even get paid? But, that doesn't mean you have to stop or
anything!! And HOW did you get here from Earth anyway? It wasn't on the news....

Dr. J: Well, when your Gundam beeps at you, it either means the self-destruct device is going
off, or you have a mission.

Diamond: Oh, that's just wonderfully safe.. Does this comply with the COPPA Acts and all that?

Dr. J: What are those?

Diamond: Ya know, the laws against child labor and stuff like that.

Dr. J: Are you a child?

Diamond: No, but...

Dr. J: Then you needn't worry.

Diamond: I sware..I bet there's a REASON Kia beat you up, and if you weren't so damn ugly, I'd
rearrange your face. But that'd be like free plastic surgery...so screw off.

Dr. J: How dare y.....

Jen: That's enough! Which direction did she go?

Dr. J: I don't know but she said something about maybe next time I'll think about seperating those
four.

Trowa: FOUR!?! There's five of us, unless she doesn't mean the...Duo.

Duo: Hey! If you have something to say then say it to my face!!!

Trowa: (whispers) Chicken-wuss!

Duo: WHAT!?!

Trowa: (softly) Heh, heh, heh!

Diamond: (pushes Trowa) Dammit, coward!! If there's one thing I can't stand, it's someone who's
too WEAK to speak loudly!! Shut your insolent mouth!!

Trowa: Oh, and you think I'm just gonna take that quietly?

Diamond: NO! I think you're gonna take that PAINFULLY!! WHEN I KICK YOUR CHICKEN-WUSS BUTT!!
What's a chicken-wuss anyway?

Trowa: You.

Diamond: Why...YOU!! (tackles Trowa)

Trowa: (is soundly defeated)

Diamond: WAY too easy...(walks off into the building)

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EDIT0R'S NOTE: Well, it's kinda long..sorry. But um, it's all MEG'S FAULT!!

Meg: NO IT'S NOT!!

ED: YES IT IS!! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S BEEN TYPING!

Meg: You let me!!

ED: Bite it!

Meg: NO!

ED: GOOD! I don't want rabies!!

Meg: You wanna piece of this?

ED: NO! I want the whole thing!

Meg: BRING IT ON!!

((And so takes place a fight so gruesome, and violent, that you, the wonderful reader are NOT
allowed to see it))

ED: And it's like this every day...oi..