Disclaimer: I do not own Pokemon. I wish I did, they're so cute! But do not sue me, for two simple reasons; a) I am not taking credit for pokemon and b) I have no money. My moneybox is sadly, empty.
Okay, this is my first fic, so it's not very good. Please read and review. On with the fic!
"That arrogant little twerp!" Jesse fumed, fixing her makeup. "If he dares to call us losers again, I'll…I'll… I don't know what I'll do, but he'll regret it!"
" Jesse, calm down. The twerps will have a bad day soon, and that's when we'll beat them." James said. The members of Team Rocket were resting and recovering after yet another failed attempt to capture Ash's A.K.A "The Twerp" Pikachu.
" That girl, she has absolutely no style! How can she possibly beat me? I wish her love for that boy would overpower her!" Jesse exclaimed. James and Meowth looked confused.
" Love? Misty and Ash?" They said in unison.
" Yes. Isn't it obvious? They've fallen for each other." Jesse was amazed. How thick could these boys be?
" Well, I guess they've got a lot in common." James said slowly, considering. " I mean, they both love Pokemon."
" And hate us." Meowth added.
The trio was silent for a moment. Then James said,
" Could we set them up? Maybe we'll be invited to the wedding!"
Jesse and Meowth both hit him.
" No, stupid! If we set them up, they'll be a stronger team and we'll be beaten more often for sure!" Jesse told him.
" I was only joking!" James wailed, holding his head in the places his teammates had hit him.
" This is no laughing matter!" Jesse snapped. "This is love."
" They'll never admit it." Meowth said. " They're both way too self-confident"
" Talk about stating the obvious." James muttered.
" There has got to be a way we can use their feelings against them." Jesse decided.
" We could dress the girl up as Jesse. The twerp'd pay us all his Pokemon to get her back to normal." Meowth wisecracked.
" Shut your meowth!" Jesse commanded, whacking their talkative Pokemon with her compact mirror.
Meowth was about to use his fury swipes on Jesse in return, when James' weird laugh interrupted them.
" I've got it! The perfect plan. We taunt the lovebirds, then they pay us all their Pokemon to get us to stop."
Jesse and Meowth just stared at James for a while. It wasn't often he came up with a plan. Then Jesse said, " It might just work, if we get that other guy out of the way."
" All we need for that is a Nurse Joy or an Officer Jenny. He goes ga-ga every time he sees one." Meowth said.
" Let's give it a go!" James cried. The three jumped off and ran off to find Ash, Misty and Brock, shouting,
"Looks like Team Rocket's planning yet again!!"
THE END