It was a long difficult procedure... But Rinoa was removed from Squall's ass.
Zell enjoyed the operation a lot, hell he even watched (incase you haven't noticed yet...)

Later...

Zell: So, did it hurt?
Squall: Uhh... I got some fun out of it.
Zell: Huh?
Squall: You wouldn't understand.
Zell: I would so!
Squall: Whatever...
Zell: So.. What should we do?
Squall: Lets rape Quistis.
Zell: W-What!? No, no... How about Irvine?
Squall: ... Irvine?
Zell: Yeah, sure... It'd be fun! You... Irvine... And... Myself... Ahh....
Squall: ... ... ... Whatever, lets go.
Zell: OK, where to?
Squall: ...
Zell: WHERE TO?
Squall: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME THINK!
Zell: .......
Squall: How about... Uhh... Lets play cards!
*begins Triple Triad theme*
Zell: Hmm.. Open?
Squall: Yes, only open.
Zell: tch, fine.
Squall: Uh, Zell... Whats that card?
Zell: Oh, this one?
Squall: It looks like... Seifer nude?
Zell: Uhh... Heh heh... Umm... How'd that get in there?
Squall: Wow, every side is A...
Zell: Heh... Uhhh... Yeah.... Heh heh...
Squall: Zell... Whats wrong?
Zell: I'm gay.
Squall: ... I didn't expect anything like THAT so quick...
Zell: ...
Squall: Don't worry Zell, are men are gay in some way.
Zell: Really?
Squall: Sure, your normal! All those nights with Cid under the desk and-
Zell: OK, OK, don't go any further..
Squall: Well, I didn't expect him to be so wrinkly... It was... Cool.
Zell: Maybe I'm not gay...
Squall: No way, you are gay...
Zell: Squall, you have that crazy look in your eye!
Squall: Come here, my sweet little-
Zell: AAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
*Quistis opens door just as Squall drops his pants*
Quistis: ... ?
Zell: Quistis! RUN! SQUALL IS GAY!
Quistis: Squall will still get me up the ass, right Squall?
Squall: Your time right, you fucking whore! I'm bisexual!
*Squall lets out this loud, evil laugh*
Zell: ... Uhh...
Quistis: Oh, its noon... I have to uhh... Help Selphie... Undo her... Pants....
Zell: ... ?
Squall: Have fun!
Zell: OH MY GOD! QUISTIS IS BISEXUAL TOO!
*begin Mario theme, Mario runs in, boots Zell in the balls, and runs awat laughing*
Squall: ... That was interesting.
Quistis: Are you alright Zell?
Zell: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHH........................
Quistis: Oh dear.. I'll cheer him up.
Zell: Y-yay....
Squall: I'll help!
Zell: NOOOO!!!!!! I FEEL GREAT!
*Zell watches in shock as Squall drops his underwear and sees the Lionheart*
Zell: ... Holy shit. This is fucking king sized.
Squall: Yea!
Zell: How'd you make it so red? It looks hard... I like how erect it is.
*Squall lifts the sword and swings it around*
Zell: Squall... I just noticed.. YOU HAVE A SMALL COCK!
*Squall cuts his cock off*
Squall: NEGATIVE! I WOMAN!
Zell: Don't talk like Fujin, its disturbing... I get troubling images in my head.
*begin Mario theme, Mario runs in, boots Squall in the balls, and runs awat laughing*
Squall: .... Whatever.
Zell: Hey.. Squall.. You cut your balls off! Doesn't it hurt?
Squall: ... .... ........................ OUUUUUUCCCCHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quistis: Ha ha ha...
*begin Mario theme, Mario runs in, fucks Quistis, and runs awat laughing*
Quistis: GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE BASTARD!
Zell: Quistis, you don't sound very angry..
Quistis: He was good! I want more! HEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYY MARIO!
Squall: Uhh...
*Zell reaches for Squall's ass just as he farts*
Zell: Oh fuck, not again.
*Edea's head pops out of Squall's ass*
Quistis: Now thats what I call a sticky situation!
Quistis, MArio, Zell & Squall: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Quistis fucks MArio for 5 days without rest*

THE END