AUTHORS' NOTES: This is a parody of "Bootylicious," a song by Destiny's
Child. We do not own, or claim to own, the song, lyrics, or any part of
Destiny's Child... not even their booties. We also do not own Harry
Potter. Don't sue us, we have no money.


"EVILICIOUS: Voldemort's Theme"
(End of Book Four)

Harry, can you handle this?
Hermione, can you handle this?
Ron, can you handle this?
I don't think they can handle this!
Barely move, I've arrived
Lookin nasty, lookin sly
Baddest wiz, wiz inside Wormie, kill tonight
Spotted me a scarred up thang
There you are, come on Harry
Don't you wanna duel with me
Can you handle, handle me
You gotta do much better if you gone duel with me tonight
You gotta work your jelly if you gone duel with me tonight
Procede cautiously if you're scared of what you see
Curse, hex, prove you can hang with me
By the looks I got you shook up and scared of me
Whip out your wand, it's time for show down
I don't think you ready, I'm too smelly
I don't think you ready, I'm too smelly
I don't think you ready for this
Cause my body too evilicious for ya Harry
I don't think you ready, I'm too smelly
I don't think you ready, I'm too smelly
I don't think you ready for this
Cause my body too evilicious for ya Harry
Harry, can you handle this?
Harry, can you handle this?
Harry, can you handle this?
I don't think you can handle this!
I'm about to annihilate you with my wand
Stench of evil incarnate
Aren't you glad that you just ate
Smellin' like evil should
Groovin like I'm from the good
Look over my shoulder, I send you a curse
Can you handle, handle this
I don't think you ready, I'm too smelly
I don't think you ready, I'm too smelly
I don't think you ready for this
Cause my body too evilicious for ya Harry
I don't think you ready, I'm too smelly
I don't think you ready, I'm too smelly
I don't think you ready for this
Cause my body too evilicious for ya Harry
Move your body up and down (whoo!)
Make your booty touch the ground (whoo!)
You can't help but say goodbye (whoo!)
Do Dobby and I make you suspicious, Harry
I kill a muggle at every chance
When I say crucio you slip into a trance
I'm hoping you can handle all this magic that I have
Now let's cut your arm and razimitazz *Voldemort tap dance sequence*