AUTHORS' NOTES: This is a duet between Voldemort and Wormtail. It is a parody of City High's "What Would You Do?" Please note that we do not own, claim to own, want to own, or have any connection with City High, nor do we own any of the characters in Harry Potter or anything related to it. This song doesn't make much sense, but neither does Wormtail most of the time, so just go along with it.
"WHAT WOULD YOU DO? (Wormie's Theme)"
Fourth Book, any time during.
[Wormtail]
Harry Potter, wanna hear a true story, was Thursday night, Voldemort was hungry, they had the milk overflowing the cup, about 5 or 6 death eaters tryna kill a muggle, and I took the Dark Lord outside wit' me, his name was Voldie, he said,"Why you up in there milking a snake, it's been a whole lotta time since ma last feedin'"... I said
[Wormtail]
(Chorus)
What would you do if Voldie was home cryin all alone in some strange room 'cause he's hungry, and the only way to feed him is to millk Nagini an' feed him through a straw and his power's gone thanks to harry potter, that brat's going down now, I ain't gotta hand now, so for you this is the end of the world but for me this what I call life. MMmm
[Voldie]
Wormie you ain't the only one wit a en'my, that's no excuse to be livin all crazy, then I looked Wormy square in the eye and said each day I wish Harry Potter would just die, he said master I know about pain 'cause you cut off my hand and gave me a new one and made it silvah. before I was a rodent I done and been through more than you can relate ta
(Chorus)
[Voldie] (Wormie)
Whoa ooh oh
Then he said (what would you do?), get on my feet and murder that Harry Potter(What would you do?)'cause I wouldn't want me Voldie to go through what I went through (What would you do?) Get up on my feet and stop being small and shriveled(What would you do?)Wormie I know that if I can do it, baby you can do it,yeah,yeah,yeah
(Chorus)[Wormie]
[Voldie]
What would you do if Voldie was home cryin all alone in some strange room 'cause he's hungry, and the only way to feed him is to millk Nagini an' feed him through a straw and his power's gone thanks to harry potter, that brat's going down now, I ain't gotta hand now, so for you this is the end of the world but for me this what I call life. MMmm
"WHAT WOULD YOU DO? (Wormie's Theme)"
Fourth Book, any time during.
[Wormtail]
Harry Potter, wanna hear a true story, was Thursday night, Voldemort was hungry, they had the milk overflowing the cup, about 5 or 6 death eaters tryna kill a muggle, and I took the Dark Lord outside wit' me, his name was Voldie, he said,"Why you up in there milking a snake, it's been a whole lotta time since ma last feedin'"... I said
[Wormtail]
(Chorus)
What would you do if Voldie was home cryin all alone in some strange room 'cause he's hungry, and the only way to feed him is to millk Nagini an' feed him through a straw and his power's gone thanks to harry potter, that brat's going down now, I ain't gotta hand now, so for you this is the end of the world but for me this what I call life. MMmm
[Voldie]
Wormie you ain't the only one wit a en'my, that's no excuse to be livin all crazy, then I looked Wormy square in the eye and said each day I wish Harry Potter would just die, he said master I know about pain 'cause you cut off my hand and gave me a new one and made it silvah. before I was a rodent I done and been through more than you can relate ta
(Chorus)
[Voldie] (Wormie)
Whoa ooh oh
Then he said (what would you do?), get on my feet and murder that Harry Potter(What would you do?)'cause I wouldn't want me Voldie to go through what I went through (What would you do?) Get up on my feet and stop being small and shriveled(What would you do?)Wormie I know that if I can do it, baby you can do it,yeah,yeah,yeah
(Chorus)[Wormie]
[Voldie]
What would you do if Voldie was home cryin all alone in some strange room 'cause he's hungry, and the only way to feed him is to millk Nagini an' feed him through a straw and his power's gone thanks to harry potter, that brat's going down now, I ain't gotta hand now, so for you this is the end of the world but for me this what I call life. MMmm