A/N: Don't sue us. We like this song so much, that we had to adapt it
to Harry Potter. Rather depressing. Pinch Me is by the Barenaked Ladies,
who are awesome. Although we would like to, we do not own, claim to own,
or have any connection with The Barenaked Ladies or their songs.
Pinch Me
I've been here many a year
I should be far away from here
The Dursley's are obsessed
The muggles hate has since progressed
There's a ten pound slab of meat
That hungry Dudley likes to eat
He could walk but he'll just sit
It's easier to take a- (Petunia) Harry!!
It's like a dream you try to remember but it's gone
Then you try to smile, but it only comes out as a yawn
When you try to see the world beyond your cupboard door
Take your time, 'cause what I am is gonna make you smile
When you realize that the Dursley's might take a while
Just try to figure out what the letters are for
A big letter came today
Uncle Vernon threw it away
Put the sprinkler on the lawn
Dudley runs through with his gym shorts on
While Dudley picks his nose
I change into some larger clothes
Under the stairs back in my room
I slave away the afternoon
It's like a dream you try to remember but it's gone
Then you try to smile, but it only comes out as a yawn
When you try to see the world beyond your cupboard door
Take your time, 'cause what I am is gonna make you smile
When you realize that the Dursley's might take a while
Just try to figure out what the letters are for
Pinch me, pinch me 'cause I'm still asleep
Please God tell me that I'm still asleep
Obese Dudley's easily pissed
He beats me when he's feeling dissed
The Dursleys go into a rage
Because a snake escapes its cage
Dudley don't know how to share
Excepting his old underwear
I could leave, but I'll just stay
They lock me in here anyway
It's like a dream you try to remember but it's gone
Then you try to smile, but it only comes out as a yawn
When you try to see the world beyond your cupboard door
Take your time, 'cause what I am is gonna make you smile
When you realize that the Dursley's might take a while
Just try to figure out what the letters are for
Try to figure out what the letters are for
Try to see the world beyond your cupboard door
Try to figure out what the letters are for
to Harry Potter. Rather depressing. Pinch Me is by the Barenaked Ladies,
who are awesome. Although we would like to, we do not own, claim to own,
or have any connection with The Barenaked Ladies or their songs.
Pinch Me
I've been here many a year
I should be far away from here
The Dursley's are obsessed
The muggles hate has since progressed
There's a ten pound slab of meat
That hungry Dudley likes to eat
He could walk but he'll just sit
It's easier to take a- (Petunia) Harry!!
It's like a dream you try to remember but it's gone
Then you try to smile, but it only comes out as a yawn
When you try to see the world beyond your cupboard door
Take your time, 'cause what I am is gonna make you smile
When you realize that the Dursley's might take a while
Just try to figure out what the letters are for
A big letter came today
Uncle Vernon threw it away
Put the sprinkler on the lawn
Dudley runs through with his gym shorts on
While Dudley picks his nose
I change into some larger clothes
Under the stairs back in my room
I slave away the afternoon
It's like a dream you try to remember but it's gone
Then you try to smile, but it only comes out as a yawn
When you try to see the world beyond your cupboard door
Take your time, 'cause what I am is gonna make you smile
When you realize that the Dursley's might take a while
Just try to figure out what the letters are for
Pinch me, pinch me 'cause I'm still asleep
Please God tell me that I'm still asleep
Obese Dudley's easily pissed
He beats me when he's feeling dissed
The Dursleys go into a rage
Because a snake escapes its cage
Dudley don't know how to share
Excepting his old underwear
I could leave, but I'll just stay
They lock me in here anyway
It's like a dream you try to remember but it's gone
Then you try to smile, but it only comes out as a yawn
When you try to see the world beyond your cupboard door
Take your time, 'cause what I am is gonna make you smile
When you realize that the Dursley's might take a while
Just try to figure out what the letters are for
Try to figure out what the letters are for
Try to see the world beyond your cupboard door
Try to figure out what the letters are for