Me again

Me again.  X-Men=Marvel just so we're all clear on that ;)  I'm not making any money off this so 'tis a sad day.  The below is sung to the theme of American Pie by Don Mclean (which I don't own either… remind me to get some shit some day that I can © at some point ;))   This is a little ditty I wrote as a response to evil X-Treme #3, they killed my favorite X-Femme!!  Gak, no more Betsy??  In the spirit of "X-It Stage Left", it's just me poking fun so keep in mind I do love Psylocke ;)

Enjoy! * cough*read&review*cough *

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A long long time ago
I can still remember how you were shy & not a ho
And I knew if you had the chance
You'd free your teammates from their pants
Or maybe thought you'd have yourself a beau.

But issue 2 made me shiver

Could Claremont really deliver?
Bad news at the comic store
I learnt they'd killed my favorite whore
I can't remember if I cried
When I read about you brushed aside
But something touched me deep inside
The day that Psylocke died
 
So bye-bye, Miss Ninja Psy
Maybe one day Chris'll find a way
To make issue 3 just a lie.
And the team will miss their British butterfly
Singin' when will be the day that I die?
When will be the day that I die?

You & Gambit didn't get off without a hitch
He sumed you up as a nasty bitch
You went after leader boy
Jean was kinda less than thrilled
Sabertooth almost got you killed
That prick batted you around like a toy
Well, Angel knew that you're in love with him
'Your chance of living looked pretty dim
He gave up part of his soul
Just to make you well & whole
With men you had the best of luck
But deep down you weren't really an easy fuck
That damn rep just kinda stuck
To the day that Psylocke died

I started singin'
Bye-bye, Miss Ninja Psy
Maybe one day Chris'll find a way
To make issue 3 just a lie.
And the team will miss their British butterfly
Singin' when will be the day that I die?
When will be the day that I die?

Now some of the team went out on their own
Neal made you feel not so alone
No one knew what was to be
Then Vargas came around like a drama queen
The team hadn't grasped what it would mean
Until you were dead for all to see
What the hell happened to Crimson Dawn?
It should've saved you from being in the lawn
Maybe soon I get to learn
About your wacky way of return
So now one of the X-Men I love most
Has no life to truley boast
Don't worry I'll totally post
About the day that Psylocke died

Bye-bye, Miss Ninja Psy
Maybe one day Chris'll find a way
To make issue 3 just a lie.
And the team will miss their British butterfly
Singin' when will be the day that I die?
When will be the day that I die?