Chapter 2
On The Way!
Disclaimer: Digimon's not mine! I never will own it! Don't sue me or I will win! Or you will win! Or we will both win! Aw... forget it! This story is the continuation of Waterworld...(You Get What You Deserve)
"Wow Tai! We're actually on an airplane!" Kari shouted, annoying the hell out of all the people around her. 'That must have been the 20 bajillionth time she's said that.' Tai thought. "Wow Tai! We're actually on an airplane!" Kari shouted yet again. Tai glared at her menacingly, his eyes daring her to say it again. Kari got the point, and slumped down in her seat. "Tai, I have to go to the bathroom." Kari mumbled. Tai moved so Kari could inch her way out of the narrow row. Tai could tell this was going to be one long flight. How, you may ask? Well, they hadn't even gotten off the ground yet! 'Hey! Maybe I could draw pictures!' Tai thought. He pulled down the metal fold-down tray and grabbed his backpack from the metal racks above. Tai started rummaging through his backpack and pulled out a pencil box with 89 gel pens in it. '89 gel pens, that is, unless Gatomon ate another.' Gatomon ate Tai's metallic red gel pen, and her fur around her mouth was stained a shiny red for weeks! It was pretty funny, except for the fact that he would have to get a new metallic red gel pen. (A/N: Gel pens do not taste good! DO NOT! And I repeat, DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, EAT A GEL PEN BECAUSE OF THIS FIC! I don't want to be sued because some little kid ate a shiny, red, delicious gel pen! I mean nasty! Yeah...right...nasty...hehe) Then Tai heard a wailing from inside the bathroom. 'Ugh. Now I have to go check on Kari.' Tai got up and walked over to the bathroom. He knocked on the door. "Um, Kari, are you all right in there?" Tai asked, frowning with worry. "Tai! I flushed my hand down the toilet!" 'How the hell did she do that?' "How'd that happen, Kari? Open the door!" "Okay Tai! Uh-oh." Tai's eyes did that one thing where they wiggle, like they do on DBZ. "Uh-oh?" Tai said quizzically. "I can't reach the knob!" "Hang on Kari! I'll save you!" Tai shouted stupidly. He charged towards the door, shoulder first, crashing into it, thus knocking it down. Kari was standing there, kinda bending over, her hand stuck down the toilet. "Kari? Why'd you do that?" Kari sweatdropped. "Um, I wanted to see what it would feel like to flush your hand down the toilet on an airplane! Yeah! That's it..." Tai had a really big sweatdrop. "Okay. Let's get you out of there."
::An hour and a really big tub of butter later::
"Wow Tai! We're on an airplane!" Tai looked at her with the line eyes. (a/n:-_-) and said, "Kari, that fat man sitting over there is looking at you strangely." Then Tai continued coloring. "You know what Kari? I think you shouldn't be allowed to eat three bags of Skittles before going on a plane." "It's an AIR plane, Tai! AIR! AIR! AIR! AIR! AIR! AIR! AIR!" Kari sang, sounding very much like an opera singer. The freaky announcer voice said, "Fasten your seatbelts. We're going to takeoff. And we are going in the air on an airplane. Huh huh! In 5...4...3...2...1...Blastoff!" Tai sighed. That voice sounded like T.K. was cross-dressing again. Seriously, this one time, T.K. dressed up in a bikini, put on a blonde wig, and called himself T.R! He actually won the swimsuit contest! It was freaky! T.K. really doesn't know he sounds as much like a girl as Mimi sounds like a boy. Which means he doesn't sound like a girl at all. (a/n: Don't flame me! I like T.K, really! He just had to be weird for my fic!) Tai and Kari buckled up, with Kari chanting happily, "Buckle up, buttercup!" over and over. Matt walks down the aisle, singing, "Getcha freak on! Getcha freak on! Getcha freak on! Getcha freak on! Getcha freak on! Getcha freak on! Getcha getcha getcha getcha getcha freak on!" Tai looked really scared. 'It seems this plane is making everyone go nuts!' Then Tai looked up, and saw Cody swinging from the metal bars above, singing (sing to the tune of I'm like a Bird by Nelly Furtado) "I'm like a monkey! I'm swinging away! Goin' on the metal bars! Bothering the heck outta Tai! Oooh! Yeah!" Cody then crashed into the window, his face smashed up against it. A passing bird looked at Cody's smushed face, and fell crashing to the ground. Poor bird, it had died of fright. Then Sora ran down the aisle after Matt, wearing a Dutch girl dress. She giggled, skipped forwards three steps, lifted up her dress and flashed everyone. She then put the dress back down, then did it again. Davis ran down the aisle with both arms outstretched, making motor noises. Tai stopped him. "Um, Davis what are you doing?" Davis grinned goofy-like and said "I are being a airplane!" He then continued with his escapade. Tai sighed. "When will this horror ever end?" he asked, pitying him. The fat guy who was sitting across from them grinned and said, "In 14 hours."
"Dun dun dun!" Matt shouted, building up excitement. "I will now perform, "The Monkey Dance." Matt swung his arms around, dancing and shouting, basically acting like a monkey. Sora came up from behind him, flashing everyone at periodical times. 'T.R.' walked up to Tai, (or shall we say tiptoed, it's hard to walk in heels.) then whispered something in Tai's ear, causing him to break out in peals of laughter. Yolei pinched Sora's bootie when she went by, causing Sora to slap Matt, who punched Tai, who kicked Kari, who pushed T.R, who tripped and fell, knocking over Cody, who fell on Yolei. They all suddenly cracked up with laughter. "Dominoes!" Davis shouted, jumping atop the huge pile of Digi Destined. T.R. suddenly stopped laughing, and wailed, "I think I broke a nail!" which caused them all to laugh even harder. Everyone was back to normal. Everyone, that is, except Kari. She wouldn't be normal until she got off the plane. They all returned to their seats, laughing. Then Kari turned to Tai and said, "Wow Tai! We're actually on an airplane!" Tai turned to Kari and bonked her on the head. She passed out, and Tai smiled. "By the time she wakes up, we won't be on an airplane."
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