Disclaimer: Hehe! DIGIMON IS ALL MINE! ALL MINE!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Dumm Blond: Actually it isn't. ::sighs:: Drive, by Incubus isn't either. But if it was,
Ken: No! DON'T EVEN ASK WHAT'LL HAPPEN!!!
DB: (Dumm Blond) KEN? Are you out of the retard place already?
Ken: That's mental hospital! And yes, they put me on parole for good behavior!
DB: So, how many dudes did you kill?
Ken: ::counts on fingers:: 1...2...3...
DB: I really don't want to know. Anyways, read and review! It's chapter 3 of Waterworld...(You Get What You Deserve)
Ken: 72...73...74...
DB: Ken, you can stop now!
Ken: 100...101...
DB: STOP IT!!!! I DON'T WANNA KNOW HOW MANY NASTY OLD MEN YOU MURDERED IN COLD BLOODED KILLER INSTINCT!!!
Ken: I killed Yama.
DB: ::attacks him viciously:: YOU BASTARD!!!! YOU EVIL!!! SICK!!!!! TAKERU-LOVING BASTARD!!!! BAKA!!!! I WILL KILL YOU!!!! ::Ken chunks start flying through the air::
Davis approaches
Davis: Yama wasn't that great, you know!
DB: Not you too!!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!! ::tackles Davis, starts ripping him to shreds:: BWAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!! ::Holds up Tai's goggles, puts them around eyes like goggles are SUPPOSED to be worn:: Hehe...
Davis' mouth: You need help.
DB: OH! This fic is brought to you by the number 4, the letters D and K, and a grant from your local mental institution.
Commercial plays: If you can't get help at a mental institution, please, kill yourself... Call 1-800-4-A-CHILD for help on how to attack small children with Kendo sticks. Our instructor, Cody Hida, will help. He's a small child, so everyone practices on him!!!
DB: That was weird. Okay, next commercial in 5...4...3...
Commercial plays: ::Voice of DB in background is heard, saying "2...1...BLASTOFF"
Shows Cody walking up to turtlemon.
Cody: Turtlemon, how many licks does it take until you get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
Turtlemon: ::Starts singing that song by Lil Kim, How many licks does it take till ya get to the center of....::
Cody: Okayy... I'll go ask someone else.
::Cody walks up to Mimi::
Cody: How many licks does it take until you get to the center of-
Mimi: Center of what?
Cody: Let me finish! How many licks does it take until you get to the center of the-
Mimi: EEW! Cody, you're nasty!!!
::Mimi runs off, Cody sighs::
Cody: Guess I'll just ask someone else...
::Cody walks up to T.K. who is seen licking a tootsie roll pop::
Cody: How many licks does it take till you get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?
T.K: I'm still counting. ::His tongue gets stuck to the lollipop:: Aw man! Now I'll never know!
Cody: Okay....
::Cody walks up to Kari::
Cody: Kari, how many licks does it take until you get to the center of the tootsie roll pop?
Kari: No silly, you don't lick it, you SUCK IT!!!!!
Cody: I think I'll go swallow a computer disc now. Goodbye everyone!!!
::Cody runs off, seen running across background munching Izzy's laptop, Izzy is seen chasing him::
Izzy: Hey give that back! How else can I look at nasty pictures of Mimi and Kari????
Cody: Yummy!!! ::Takes a MEGA BITE out of the MEGABYTE!!!::
Izzy's Laptop: ::In winding down voice:: You've got mail!
Cody and Izzy: An Email! Oh JOY!
Commercial is cut off there
DB: Oh-Kay....on With the fic!!!!!!
WATERWORLD Part 3
After the Plane Ride
Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there with open arms and open eyes.
So if I decide to waiver my chance to be one of the hive
will I choose water over wine and hold my own and drive?
~Drive, by Incubus~
The Digi Destined stepped off the plane at the airport. Kari looked up at Tai and exclaimed, "Wow Tai! We're actually off an airplane!" Tai sighed. 'I don't think I want to even know what she'll be like on the flight back home. I hope she'll be smart." Matt grinned at Tai, almost as if he had read his thoughts. "Hey Tai, what do you think Waterworld will be like?" (A/N: Those two are like best friends and it scares me! You would have thought they'd kill each other in 01, but they didn't! Now they're like, best buds! That's freakishly abnormal! Enough ranting, more fic!) Tai stopped and thought. "Um, do you think it'll be like a world underwater?" (A/N: Ya gotta love Tai's goofiness. A world underwater? ::sniggers:: Hehe...Gotta tell my sister that! She'll never know the difference! Hehe...) Matt sweatdropped. "I'm thinking more along the lines of a water park, kinda like Aqualand, you know!" Tai laughed. "That sounds really stupid, Matt. You think of the strangest things! Seriously, Hehe...like Aqualand...::sniggers:: He can be so dumb sometimes...(A/N: Taichi! Don't call Yama dumb!) Yamato just looked at Taichi confusedly, "Um, Tai? It's not like your idea was any better? If it was a world underwater, where would all of the people be?" Tai frowned, "I think we'll turn into fish!" he exclaimed. Matt sweatdropped. "Oh-Kay, Tai, but you know Mimi doesn't like slimy stuff, so why would we be fish?" Then, they spotted a girl with pastel pink hair. She waved at them, beckoning them to come over. "OMG! It's actually you! I've missed you all SO much!" Mimi cried, hugging them each in turn. She stopped when she got to Matt. "Yama." she whispered, tears forming in her caramel eyes. Matt gazed into her eyes with his baby blue ones. "Meems." he whispered softly, totally caught up in the moment. She suddenly threw herself at him with as much force as she could muster, knocking them both to the ground. "I missed you so much!" She shouted, shaking the airport and causing everyone within the range of 50 miles to hold their ears in pain. Matt thought for sure he was going to be deaf for the rest of his life! Once the ringing subsided, he started to get up. Ken offered out his hand and helped up Yamato. Matt smiled, "Thanks Ken." Ken said "You're welcome," but Matt thought he was just mouthing it. He couldn't hear anything. Ken just smiled, and suddenly slapped Matt hard across the face. (A/N: I thought for sure I had killed you KEN!! Don't hit YAMA!) Matt got up, rubbing the side of his face. "Ouch Ken, what did you hit me for?" Ken smiled. "I wasn't hitting you, I was hitting on you!" Matt shuddered and edged closer to Mimi, stepping on her foot in the process. "OW!!!" Mimi screamed, this time a little less loudly. "That was my foot YAMATO!" Matt smirked, and said, "What do you expect me to do, Princess?" he said mockingly, "Bend down and kiss it?" Mimi pouted. "You don't have to be sarcastic, Ishida. I was just saying it hurt." Matt laughed to himself. "More like screaming." he muttered. Mimi started laughing, which caused everyone to break out laughing, too. Everyone around them glared at the big group as if they were insane. The Digi destined just kept laughing. Mimi stopped first, wiping tears from her eyes. "Come on guys. We've got to go to the shack." Matt looked at her oddly. "Um, Mimi, don't you live in a mansion?" Mimi looked at him, expressionless. "You'll see!"
*** AT 'THE SHACK' ***
Matt sat in his room, (guest room number 1) contemplating something. A question he'd wondered about ever since last weekend. "Hmmm...Do people who speak Spanish think in Spanish?" he asked himself. "I'll never know that answer, not unless I can say the question in Spanish." Takeru walked in. "Que Pasa, Yamato?" he said. Matt grinned. "Nothing." he replied. "Okay." Takeru replied. 'He's growing up to be such a smart kid.' Matt thought, 'He knows just when to leave me alone.' Matt pulled his guitar case out of the closet big enough to be a bedroom. He unlocked it and flipped it open. The inside of the case was lined in green velvet, and in the center was a shining work of art. His guitar. It was painted with flames, and it was a real sight. This baby got the attention of all of the girls. He lifted it out of the case, and positioned it on his lap. He plucked a few strings on it, and then started to actually play. He didn't notice the shadowy outline of the girl by the door. He just played the guitar, and started to pour his heart out into sweet melodious sound.
"Sometimes, I feel the fear of uncertainty stinging clear.
And I can't help but ask myself how much I'll let the
fear take the wheel and steer."
The figure by the door watched, reminded of her past.
*** FLASHBACK ***
"Daddy! I'm home!" A 10-year-old Mimi called out through the seemingly empty house. Her father glared at her from his position on the couch. "Mimi Tachikawa. Where have you been?" he asked calmly. A little too calmly. "Daddy, the teacher made the class stay late because Tai wouldn't shut his yapper-flapper!" Her dad scowled amidst the mess of empty potato chip bags and assorted crumbs of who knows what. "Mimi, you dishonor the name Tachikawa. Your mother should have had an abortion, like I told her to. Thank God you're not my child." Mimi stood staring at him in shock. "What are you waiting for? CLEAN UP THIS MESS, BITCH! And remember, you always will get what you deserve. ALWAYS, YOU HEAR ME! You'll remember that, even if I have to POUND IT IN YOU!" Mimi started to cry, and dashed around picking up her father's mess. She cried silently, with dry tears, so her father wouldn't know. He always said, "Why the hell are you crying? Shut up or I'll give you a reason to cry!" So she learned to cry to herself, always holding it in.
*** END FLASHBACK ***
Matt continued singing, still not noticing the figure crying in the shadows.
It's driven me before, and it seems to have a vague, haunting mass appeal.
But lately I am beginning to find that
I should be the one behind the wheel.
Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there with open arms and open eyes.
So if I decide to waiver my chance to be one of the hive
will I choose water over wine and hold my own and drive?
It's driven me before and it seems to be the way that everyone else gets around.
But lately I'm beginning to find that
when I drive myself my light is found.
So whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there with open arms and open eyes. Yeah.
Would you kill the Queen to crush the hive?
Would you choose water over wine....
hold the wheel and drive?
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Did you like CHAPTER 3? R&R Please! Thanks to all of the people who reviewed! Luv ya!
Dumm Blond
Dumm Blond: Actually it isn't. ::sighs:: Drive, by Incubus isn't either. But if it was,
Ken: No! DON'T EVEN ASK WHAT'LL HAPPEN!!!
DB: (Dumm Blond) KEN? Are you out of the retard place already?
Ken: That's mental hospital! And yes, they put me on parole for good behavior!
DB: So, how many dudes did you kill?
Ken: ::counts on fingers:: 1...2...3...
DB: I really don't want to know. Anyways, read and review! It's chapter 3 of Waterworld...(You Get What You Deserve)
Ken: 72...73...74...
DB: Ken, you can stop now!
Ken: 100...101...
DB: STOP IT!!!! I DON'T WANNA KNOW HOW MANY NASTY OLD MEN YOU MURDERED IN COLD BLOODED KILLER INSTINCT!!!
Ken: I killed Yama.
DB: ::attacks him viciously:: YOU BASTARD!!!! YOU EVIL!!! SICK!!!!! TAKERU-LOVING BASTARD!!!! BAKA!!!! I WILL KILL YOU!!!! ::Ken chunks start flying through the air::
Davis approaches
Davis: Yama wasn't that great, you know!
DB: Not you too!!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!! ::tackles Davis, starts ripping him to shreds:: BWAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!! ::Holds up Tai's goggles, puts them around eyes like goggles are SUPPOSED to be worn:: Hehe...
Davis' mouth: You need help.
DB: OH! This fic is brought to you by the number 4, the letters D and K, and a grant from your local mental institution.
Commercial plays: If you can't get help at a mental institution, please, kill yourself... Call 1-800-4-A-CHILD for help on how to attack small children with Kendo sticks. Our instructor, Cody Hida, will help. He's a small child, so everyone practices on him!!!
DB: That was weird. Okay, next commercial in 5...4...3...
Commercial plays: ::Voice of DB in background is heard, saying "2...1...BLASTOFF"
Shows Cody walking up to turtlemon.
Cody: Turtlemon, how many licks does it take until you get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
Turtlemon: ::Starts singing that song by Lil Kim, How many licks does it take till ya get to the center of....::
Cody: Okayy... I'll go ask someone else.
::Cody walks up to Mimi::
Cody: How many licks does it take until you get to the center of-
Mimi: Center of what?
Cody: Let me finish! How many licks does it take until you get to the center of the-
Mimi: EEW! Cody, you're nasty!!!
::Mimi runs off, Cody sighs::
Cody: Guess I'll just ask someone else...
::Cody walks up to T.K. who is seen licking a tootsie roll pop::
Cody: How many licks does it take till you get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?
T.K: I'm still counting. ::His tongue gets stuck to the lollipop:: Aw man! Now I'll never know!
Cody: Okay....
::Cody walks up to Kari::
Cody: Kari, how many licks does it take until you get to the center of the tootsie roll pop?
Kari: No silly, you don't lick it, you SUCK IT!!!!!
Cody: I think I'll go swallow a computer disc now. Goodbye everyone!!!
::Cody runs off, seen running across background munching Izzy's laptop, Izzy is seen chasing him::
Izzy: Hey give that back! How else can I look at nasty pictures of Mimi and Kari????
Cody: Yummy!!! ::Takes a MEGA BITE out of the MEGABYTE!!!::
Izzy's Laptop: ::In winding down voice:: You've got mail!
Cody and Izzy: An Email! Oh JOY!
Commercial is cut off there
DB: Oh-Kay....on With the fic!!!!!!
WATERWORLD Part 3
After the Plane Ride
Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there with open arms and open eyes.
So if I decide to waiver my chance to be one of the hive
will I choose water over wine and hold my own and drive?
~Drive, by Incubus~
The Digi Destined stepped off the plane at the airport. Kari looked up at Tai and exclaimed, "Wow Tai! We're actually off an airplane!" Tai sighed. 'I don't think I want to even know what she'll be like on the flight back home. I hope she'll be smart." Matt grinned at Tai, almost as if he had read his thoughts. "Hey Tai, what do you think Waterworld will be like?" (A/N: Those two are like best friends and it scares me! You would have thought they'd kill each other in 01, but they didn't! Now they're like, best buds! That's freakishly abnormal! Enough ranting, more fic!) Tai stopped and thought. "Um, do you think it'll be like a world underwater?" (A/N: Ya gotta love Tai's goofiness. A world underwater? ::sniggers:: Hehe...Gotta tell my sister that! She'll never know the difference! Hehe...) Matt sweatdropped. "I'm thinking more along the lines of a water park, kinda like Aqualand, you know!" Tai laughed. "That sounds really stupid, Matt. You think of the strangest things! Seriously, Hehe...like Aqualand...::sniggers:: He can be so dumb sometimes...(A/N: Taichi! Don't call Yama dumb!) Yamato just looked at Taichi confusedly, "Um, Tai? It's not like your idea was any better? If it was a world underwater, where would all of the people be?" Tai frowned, "I think we'll turn into fish!" he exclaimed. Matt sweatdropped. "Oh-Kay, Tai, but you know Mimi doesn't like slimy stuff, so why would we be fish?" Then, they spotted a girl with pastel pink hair. She waved at them, beckoning them to come over. "OMG! It's actually you! I've missed you all SO much!" Mimi cried, hugging them each in turn. She stopped when she got to Matt. "Yama." she whispered, tears forming in her caramel eyes. Matt gazed into her eyes with his baby blue ones. "Meems." he whispered softly, totally caught up in the moment. She suddenly threw herself at him with as much force as she could muster, knocking them both to the ground. "I missed you so much!" She shouted, shaking the airport and causing everyone within the range of 50 miles to hold their ears in pain. Matt thought for sure he was going to be deaf for the rest of his life! Once the ringing subsided, he started to get up. Ken offered out his hand and helped up Yamato. Matt smiled, "Thanks Ken." Ken said "You're welcome," but Matt thought he was just mouthing it. He couldn't hear anything. Ken just smiled, and suddenly slapped Matt hard across the face. (A/N: I thought for sure I had killed you KEN!! Don't hit YAMA!) Matt got up, rubbing the side of his face. "Ouch Ken, what did you hit me for?" Ken smiled. "I wasn't hitting you, I was hitting on you!" Matt shuddered and edged closer to Mimi, stepping on her foot in the process. "OW!!!" Mimi screamed, this time a little less loudly. "That was my foot YAMATO!" Matt smirked, and said, "What do you expect me to do, Princess?" he said mockingly, "Bend down and kiss it?" Mimi pouted. "You don't have to be sarcastic, Ishida. I was just saying it hurt." Matt laughed to himself. "More like screaming." he muttered. Mimi started laughing, which caused everyone to break out laughing, too. Everyone around them glared at the big group as if they were insane. The Digi destined just kept laughing. Mimi stopped first, wiping tears from her eyes. "Come on guys. We've got to go to the shack." Matt looked at her oddly. "Um, Mimi, don't you live in a mansion?" Mimi looked at him, expressionless. "You'll see!"
*** AT 'THE SHACK' ***
Matt sat in his room, (guest room number 1) contemplating something. A question he'd wondered about ever since last weekend. "Hmmm...Do people who speak Spanish think in Spanish?" he asked himself. "I'll never know that answer, not unless I can say the question in Spanish." Takeru walked in. "Que Pasa, Yamato?" he said. Matt grinned. "Nothing." he replied. "Okay." Takeru replied. 'He's growing up to be such a smart kid.' Matt thought, 'He knows just when to leave me alone.' Matt pulled his guitar case out of the closet big enough to be a bedroom. He unlocked it and flipped it open. The inside of the case was lined in green velvet, and in the center was a shining work of art. His guitar. It was painted with flames, and it was a real sight. This baby got the attention of all of the girls. He lifted it out of the case, and positioned it on his lap. He plucked a few strings on it, and then started to actually play. He didn't notice the shadowy outline of the girl by the door. He just played the guitar, and started to pour his heart out into sweet melodious sound.
"Sometimes, I feel the fear of uncertainty stinging clear.
And I can't help but ask myself how much I'll let the
fear take the wheel and steer."
The figure by the door watched, reminded of her past.
*** FLASHBACK ***
"Daddy! I'm home!" A 10-year-old Mimi called out through the seemingly empty house. Her father glared at her from his position on the couch. "Mimi Tachikawa. Where have you been?" he asked calmly. A little too calmly. "Daddy, the teacher made the class stay late because Tai wouldn't shut his yapper-flapper!" Her dad scowled amidst the mess of empty potato chip bags and assorted crumbs of who knows what. "Mimi, you dishonor the name Tachikawa. Your mother should have had an abortion, like I told her to. Thank God you're not my child." Mimi stood staring at him in shock. "What are you waiting for? CLEAN UP THIS MESS, BITCH! And remember, you always will get what you deserve. ALWAYS, YOU HEAR ME! You'll remember that, even if I have to POUND IT IN YOU!" Mimi started to cry, and dashed around picking up her father's mess. She cried silently, with dry tears, so her father wouldn't know. He always said, "Why the hell are you crying? Shut up or I'll give you a reason to cry!" So she learned to cry to herself, always holding it in.
*** END FLASHBACK ***
Matt continued singing, still not noticing the figure crying in the shadows.
It's driven me before, and it seems to have a vague, haunting mass appeal.
But lately I am beginning to find that
I should be the one behind the wheel.
Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there with open arms and open eyes.
So if I decide to waiver my chance to be one of the hive
will I choose water over wine and hold my own and drive?
It's driven me before and it seems to be the way that everyone else gets around.
But lately I'm beginning to find that
when I drive myself my light is found.
So whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there with open arms and open eyes. Yeah.
Would you kill the Queen to crush the hive?
Would you choose water over wine....
hold the wheel and drive?
********************************************************
Did you like CHAPTER 3? R&R Please! Thanks to all of the people who reviewed! Luv ya!
Dumm Blond