Hitomi and the Lamp
Van: ...........*looking over the script*
Allen: What's wrong? I think there's nothing wrong with it.
Van: I am NOT going to be the Genie. I mean, how come you get to be the Prince that ends up with Hitomi!? Not fair!
Allen: Life isn't fair. Go mess with Merle.
Merle: Mreow. *hisses* And how come I have to be the monkey?!
Author: Well..um...there are limited spaces...and...this IS the Disney version.
Everyone: *twitches at the word 'Disney'*
Author: Okay, Okay, so it's bad. So what? It'd be
a parody!
Merle: Where'd you get the idea anyway?
Author: One of my Escaflowne DVD's was next to a Disney movie.
Merle: Ewwww, you watch it?
Author: No, my brother does. Anyway, For the age
group Disney movies are made for, it isn't that bad.
Everyone else: *coughs*
Author: Anyway..
Van: .....*looks at the script* NO! You're joking, right?
Author: Which part?
Van: I am NOT letting Escaflowne be used as a magic carpet!
Allen: And I'm not singing high pitched for 'A whole new world'!
Hitomi: Oh Allen..*sighs*
Van: *Glares at Allen*
Allen: *smiles at Hitomi* Yes?
Hitomi: Oh Allen..*Sighs*
Author: Um, you said that already.
Merle: *pokes Hitomi with a clawed finger* Hitomi? Are you okay?
Hitomi: Oh Allen..*Sighs*
Everyone else: She's gone nuts.
Author: It was just a matter of time.
Allen: *Cries* Nooo! First my sister, now this! NOOOOO!!!
Dilandau: ...He does realize that I AM his sister, right?
Everyone (minus Allen): *shakes their heads*
Dilandau: Geeze, he's dense.
Everyone (minus Allen): *nods*
Dilandau: Hitomi sucks.
Everyone (minus Allen and Van): *nods*
Dilandau: Do you always nod?
Everyone (minus Allen and Van): *nod*
Dilandau: Stupid.
Everyone (minus Allen and Van): *nod*
Dilandau: Hitomi suuuucks.
Everyone (minus Allen and Van): *nod*
Dilandau: Hitomi su--
Van: *hits Dilandau where the sun doesnt shine, really, really hard*
Dilandau: ......*high pitched voice* Owwies! *faints*
Van: *wipes his hands* Dilandau sucks.
Everyone (minus Allen and Van): *nod*
Allen: *still weeps*
Author: These fics are always going to lose their
plot.
Everyone (minus Allen and Van): *nod*
Author: They are very wise.
Van: *nods* Yes they are.
Everyone (minus Allen and Van): *nod*