M.L.E.P. (Mewtwo, Lugia, and Entei Productions) Presents:
OH, THE CRAZY THINGS YOU DO!!!
Staring:
MEWTWO; a psychic cat Pokemon
LUGIA; a water bird Pokemon
ENTEI; a fire dog Pokemon
Co-staring: (in order of appearance)
LENNY; the backstage manager
BOSS; the owner of Pokemon
CAMERON; Mewtwo's caretaker
ALEX; Lugia's caretaker
MELANIE; Entei's caretaker
CLERK; the guy in the Summer Springs hotel lobby
CHERYL; girl obsessed with Mewtwo (in an odd way...)
SHANNON; Cheryl's friend (also obsessed with Mewtwo)
MACEY; Pokemon trainer (who wants to catch Lugia)
MANAGER; woman who owns Summer Springs
MAID; woman who cleans up the cabins (and sick of Entei)
OFFICER JENNY; on patrol near the hotel
SHANA; a female Mewtwo
MS. NUUTZY; psychiatrist
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Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon - there, I said it. HAPPY?!?
Rated PG for 1/100 sexual sugesstion (boyfriend, girlfriend,
smoochy-smooch mostly; the other is that "come-hither" look)
I also don't own 'Spy Kids' or 'Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles'.
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ACT I, SCENE I
(July 20, 2:17 PM, Pokemon studios. Mewtwo, Lugia, and Entei are sitting in a large waiting room. Mewtwo is sipping tea, Lugia looks down at the headline of a newspaper, and Entei plays with a yo-yo about the size of a tire)
LUGIA:(looking up from newspaper) Hey, did you guys see the 'Spy Kids' movie?
ENTEI: (growls) It stole my place in the theater.
MEWTWO: Didn't your movie come out later, though?
ENTEI: I think so ... but I'm still sore about-
MEWTWO & LUGIA: Get over it!
ENTEI: Shutting up.
MEWTWO: I didn't see the 'Spy Kids' movie, but I did see the new 'Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles' movie.
LUGIA: Was it good?
MEWTWO: Hillarious. (imitating tour guide) Oh no! It's a giant anaconda! (imitates Mick Dundee by forming a fist and pushing up)
LUGIA: (thinking) I've gotta see it sometime.
LENNY: (walks in from other room) The boss will see you now.
ENTEI: (gets up) Thanks, Lenny. (looks to Lugia and Mewtwo) It's time, you guys.
(Lugia and Mewtwo stand. They and Entei walk into the room)
END OF ACT I, SCENE I
OH, THE CRAZY THINGS YOU DO!!!
Staring:
MEWTWO; a psychic cat Pokemon
LUGIA; a water bird Pokemon
ENTEI; a fire dog Pokemon
Co-staring: (in order of appearance)
LENNY; the backstage manager
BOSS; the owner of Pokemon
CAMERON; Mewtwo's caretaker
ALEX; Lugia's caretaker
MELANIE; Entei's caretaker
CLERK; the guy in the Summer Springs hotel lobby
CHERYL; girl obsessed with Mewtwo (in an odd way...)
SHANNON; Cheryl's friend (also obsessed with Mewtwo)
MACEY; Pokemon trainer (who wants to catch Lugia)
MANAGER; woman who owns Summer Springs
MAID; woman who cleans up the cabins (and sick of Entei)
OFFICER JENNY; on patrol near the hotel
SHANA; a female Mewtwo
MS. NUUTZY; psychiatrist
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon - there, I said it. HAPPY?!?
Rated PG for 1/100 sexual sugesstion (boyfriend, girlfriend,
smoochy-smooch mostly; the other is that "come-hither" look)
I also don't own 'Spy Kids' or 'Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles'.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ACT I, SCENE I
(July 20, 2:17 PM, Pokemon studios. Mewtwo, Lugia, and Entei are sitting in a large waiting room. Mewtwo is sipping tea, Lugia looks down at the headline of a newspaper, and Entei plays with a yo-yo about the size of a tire)
LUGIA:(looking up from newspaper) Hey, did you guys see the 'Spy Kids' movie?
ENTEI: (growls) It stole my place in the theater.
MEWTWO: Didn't your movie come out later, though?
ENTEI: I think so ... but I'm still sore about-
MEWTWO & LUGIA: Get over it!
ENTEI: Shutting up.
MEWTWO: I didn't see the 'Spy Kids' movie, but I did see the new 'Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles' movie.
LUGIA: Was it good?
MEWTWO: Hillarious. (imitating tour guide) Oh no! It's a giant anaconda! (imitates Mick Dundee by forming a fist and pushing up)
LUGIA: (thinking) I've gotta see it sometime.
LENNY: (walks in from other room) The boss will see you now.
ENTEI: (gets up) Thanks, Lenny. (looks to Lugia and Mewtwo) It's time, you guys.
(Lugia and Mewtwo stand. They and Entei walk into the room)
END OF ACT I, SCENE I