Truth or Dare FF8 style
Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy or any of the characters. If I did, I wouldn't be waiting my time writing fanfics, cuz I'd actually have a life. Oh yeah, I also don't own Goldfish crackers (they're mentioned in here somewhere, I forget where though.)
Ch.1
It was just past midnight and Squall Leonhart was trying to sleep. Trying was definitely the key word, because there was no way he could sleep with all the noise around him. The noise was the sound of his "friends" talking.
"Squall! Get up!" Selphie begged him, "We're trying to have a party here!" "Well," Squall replied, "If you want to have a party, have it in your dorm!" At this suggestion the group of people in the room fell silent, considering. "Oh come on Leonhart," Seifer finally said, "You know your dorm's about twice as big as any of ours. Now get up before I have to tell everyone what I caught you doing yesterday!"
Squall scrambled out of bed. He would have been embarrassed at the fact that he was wearing a pair of black boxer that said PIMP, but for some reason, the other guys were wearing theirs too. Zell was wearing batman boxers, Irvine was wearing boxers with pictures of cowgirls, and Seifer looked great in the classic white with red hearts. "I knew that'd work," Seifer smirked, "Now, what are we going to do?"
"I know!" Rinoa shouted, "Strip poker!" The girls all smiled, and Squall and Seifer shrugged, but Zell pointed out the one problem. "No fair!" he replied, "If any of us guys lose one hand, we're naked!"
"Oh! Chickenwuss is afraid of showing anything in public," Seifer smirked. "Probably 'cause there's nothing to show."
Zell went red with anger as the girls all laughed, but Squall, massaging his temples, said, "Why don't we do something simple like truth or dare? Then you guys can leave."
Everyone looked at him in shock. For once in his life, Squall had come up with an idea that wasn't only good, but actually fun. Quistis spoke up, "That sounds fun, but we need to have a few rules. Nothing beyond French kissing, and if you won't do the dare, there's only one consequence."
Everyone agreed, and Selphie began to talk when Irvine interrupted. "Hey, wait a second! We need refreshments here people! Squall, where are your good host skills?" Squall sighed, then walked over to the mini fridge in the corner. He took out two cases of beer, three bottles of vodka, some wine, and a few other drinks. Then he grabbed a few bags of chips, two huge bags of jellybeans, and... "Oops," he muttered, pushing the dirty magazines back under his bed and grabbing a box of goldfish crackers.
He looked up at Irvine and asked sarcastically, "Is that better?" Ignoring the startled looks, he sat down on his bed with a bottle of beer in his hand. "OK, are we going to play, or will you leave now?" Selphie giggled, "You're weird Squall," she told him, "Ok, I get to start, I pick..... Quistis. Truth or Dare?" "Truth," Quistis replied, not wanting to do anything embarrassing yet.
Selphie thought, then asked, "If you could kiss anyone in this room right now, who would it be?" Quistis looked at her feet for a while before replying, "I guess it'd have to be Irvine." She grabbed a bottle of vodka and took a large drink, then turned to Rinoa. "Ok, Slu...I mean Rinoa. Truth or Dare?" Rinoa giggled and replied, "DARE!"
Quistis looked around. "I dare you to kiss...." Squall shook his head frantically, "Seifer." Quistis finished. Squall sighed in relief, but Seifer on the other hand, wasn't so happy.
Unfortunately for him, before he could move, Rinoa had kissed him on the lips. "That wasn't so bad was it?" She asked. The only reply was the sound of retching from the bathroom, which Seifer had ran to as soon as he could. Everyone cracked up laughing.
Rinoa pouted, then turned to Squall, who was trying not to laugh. Tears were coming out of his eyes and his face was turning red. "Squally Poo!" shrieked Rinoa, "Truth or Dare?!"
Squall wiped his eyes, and thought about it. If he picked dare, he might have to kiss Rinoa, but if he picked truth, she might ask what he had done yesterday. He knew everyone was wondering, thanks to Seifer. "Dare," he replied, knowing that he would regret it. Rinoa was about to open her mouth, but then Zell whispered something in her ear.
She smiled evilly and said, "I dare you show us whatever it is Seifer caught you doing yesterday!" Squall gulped, then remembered something, "What's the consequence?" he asked. "Dress in drag for the rest of the week and hit on every guy you see," she told him. Squall hung his head in defeat. "Ok, fine," he sighed, "I'll do the dare." He shot Seifer a glare, swearing to himself that if he made it through this, he'd take the blonde out to the training center and make him pay for mentioning the incident.
Then he stood up and went into the bathroom, closing the door and locking it. Everyone looked at the closed door in curiosity, except Seifer. He went to Squall's closet and took out about twenty stuffed toys. While everyone watched, feeling a bit scared now, he set them up on Squall's bed. When Selphie opened her mouth, he just looked at her and remarked, "You'll see. Although I don't think you want to." Just then Squall came out of the bathroom. "Holy shit!" screamed Quistis, before fainting. Everyone else just stood there with their mouths hanging open. Squall had gelled his hair so that it was slightly spiky, and very sexy. He also had on a pair of dark sunglasses. And, oh yeah, did I forget to mention he was wearing a pink thong?
End of Chapter 1
Authors Note: OMG!!!!!!!!!!! I've never written Authors notes before!!!!!!!! Then again, I've never written about Squall in a pink thong before either! I'll post the next chapter as soon as it's done. Please review (I've never said that before, yay!!!!) and tell me what you think. BTW, anything you're thinking involving Squall, a pink thong, and a bunch of stuffed animals is probably not one tenth as scary as what really happens. BTW, this is my first story with more than one chapter!! Actually, it's my first actual story!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!! (Can you tell I'm new?)