Oh, The Crazy Things You Do!!!
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I don't own Pokemon, 'The Red Badge of Courage',
or 'La Cucaracha', okay?
Rated PG for...oh, forget it! You'll find out later!
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Act I, Scenes III, IV, and V
Scene III
(5:47 PM. 1/2 Mewtwo's dressing room, 1/2 Cameron's bedroom. Mewtwo is talking on the phone with Cameron, discussing his vacation plans...)
MEWTWO: ...and then I'm going to catch up on my reading-hm, I never did finish 'The Red Badge of Courage'. Anyway, then I think I'll check out the-
CAMERON: (sighing) Shut up, man! I know you're excited and all, but you can tell everything after you get back from it!
MEWTWO: You're taking me, if I'm not mistaken.
CAMERON: No. Listen, I can't stay too long. I've got a date with Veronica.
MEWTWO: Veronica? Who's Veronica?
CAMERON: My gal. She so digs me, man!
MEWTWO: (snaps his fingers) Now I remember her. Isn't she approaching your house right now in an extremely odd car with it's own redition of 'La Cucaracha' built into the horn?
CAMERON: How'd you know?
(tires screech and horn plays 'La Cucaracha' on Cameron's side)
MEWTWO: Heard it 5 seconds before you did.
CAMERON: Yeah, whatever. Gotta go! (hangs up)
(Mewtwo hangs up and reads another book)
END OF SCENE III
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Scene IV
(Sky above L.A. Lugia is soaring through the air with Alex on his back)
LUGIA: (laughs) I loved that thermal.
ALEX: Yeah, it was cool, but do you want to hear something even cooler?
LUGIA: Sure, wassup?
ALEX: You. (laughs) Anyway, I beat Clair today.
LUGIA: The Blackthorn City Gym Leader? How?
ALEX: It's amazing what the Internet can do for Pokemon trainers.
LUGIA: Awesome, dude. (remembers) Oh, can you get me to my vacationing spot tomorrow? I would, but you know...
ALEX: (nods) Understood. Pokemon trainers must be a real hassle for you, huh?
LUGIA: You don't know the half of it. (backs up) Goose alert!
(runs through a flock of flying Canadian geese)
END OF SCENE IV
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Scene V
(Pokemon groomers. Entei has a killer itch on his back and Melanie is trying to find it's source)
ENTEI: (wincing) Hurry, I can't stay still for much longer.
MELANIE: (frustrated) Think about something else.
ENTEI: (thinks) I need protection on my way to-
MELANIE: The hotel? Oh, sure.
ENTEI: (rolls his eyes) My caretaker, a psychic.
MELANIE: Be quiet. (pulls out a bloated Golbat from Entei's fur) So this is how you got that itch.
ENTEI: Don't under-estimate it. That thing's like a tick to me.
MELANIE: (lets Golbat fly off weakly) In more ways than one.
(Entei and Melanie walk out of the Pokemon Groomers)
END OF SCENE V
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I don't own Pokemon, 'The Red Badge of Courage',
or 'La Cucaracha', okay?
Rated PG for...oh, forget it! You'll find out later!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Act I, Scenes III, IV, and V
Scene III
(5:47 PM. 1/2 Mewtwo's dressing room, 1/2 Cameron's bedroom. Mewtwo is talking on the phone with Cameron, discussing his vacation plans...)
MEWTWO: ...and then I'm going to catch up on my reading-hm, I never did finish 'The Red Badge of Courage'. Anyway, then I think I'll check out the-
CAMERON: (sighing) Shut up, man! I know you're excited and all, but you can tell everything after you get back from it!
MEWTWO: You're taking me, if I'm not mistaken.
CAMERON: No. Listen, I can't stay too long. I've got a date with Veronica.
MEWTWO: Veronica? Who's Veronica?
CAMERON: My gal. She so digs me, man!
MEWTWO: (snaps his fingers) Now I remember her. Isn't she approaching your house right now in an extremely odd car with it's own redition of 'La Cucaracha' built into the horn?
CAMERON: How'd you know?
(tires screech and horn plays 'La Cucaracha' on Cameron's side)
MEWTWO: Heard it 5 seconds before you did.
CAMERON: Yeah, whatever. Gotta go! (hangs up)
(Mewtwo hangs up and reads another book)
END OF SCENE III
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Scene IV
(Sky above L.A. Lugia is soaring through the air with Alex on his back)
LUGIA: (laughs) I loved that thermal.
ALEX: Yeah, it was cool, but do you want to hear something even cooler?
LUGIA: Sure, wassup?
ALEX: You. (laughs) Anyway, I beat Clair today.
LUGIA: The Blackthorn City Gym Leader? How?
ALEX: It's amazing what the Internet can do for Pokemon trainers.
LUGIA: Awesome, dude. (remembers) Oh, can you get me to my vacationing spot tomorrow? I would, but you know...
ALEX: (nods) Understood. Pokemon trainers must be a real hassle for you, huh?
LUGIA: You don't know the half of it. (backs up) Goose alert!
(runs through a flock of flying Canadian geese)
END OF SCENE IV
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Scene V
(Pokemon groomers. Entei has a killer itch on his back and Melanie is trying to find it's source)
ENTEI: (wincing) Hurry, I can't stay still for much longer.
MELANIE: (frustrated) Think about something else.
ENTEI: (thinks) I need protection on my way to-
MELANIE: The hotel? Oh, sure.
ENTEI: (rolls his eyes) My caretaker, a psychic.
MELANIE: Be quiet. (pulls out a bloated Golbat from Entei's fur) So this is how you got that itch.
ENTEI: Don't under-estimate it. That thing's like a tick to me.
MELANIE: (lets Golbat fly off weakly) In more ways than one.
(Entei and Melanie walk out of the Pokemon Groomers)
END OF SCENE V