The X-Pedition
              The X-Pedition

              By: bubbygirl89   edited by: thumper

 The expedition that this story's about is simple. It's Jean's birthday and she loves Victoria's secret so Cyclops has to go get a present for her. Wolverine and Gambit agreed to go with him to the mall. So they get in the blackbird, the closest way they can travel in style and go to the mall to go to Victoria's Secret to find a present. So they get there and look around in familiar places they like to look at. So they go to the Men's warehouse (even though they're in uniform a lot) and look for clothes. After that they head over to Victoria's Secret and look around. Gambit had never been there so he was very shocked. ' Were ya put dis thin?"

" Gambit that's a thong Gambit!!!" Said Cyclops.

" And it goes on your buns!!!" 

" But there's no butt piece???"

" It goes up the women's crack!!"

" Owww!!!!" He screams " Dat mus hurt !!!"

" It may hurt them but it satisfies us !!!" said Wolverine.   "  It looks damn good on a fine lady!!!"

" escuse you mouth!!!" says Gambit. " Gambit no like dat talkin'!!!"

" Well excuse me for talkin' like a real human being!!!"

" Will you guys knock it off and help me look for Jean's present!!!???"  

" Sorry Cyke, I guess we got carried away."

" yah I gue' so." Said gambit.

                                                            

                                                                 So……………….

 They look for the present and find a buy one Get one free deal on a pair off undies and one free bra. So on there way to the end of the store they find Rogue and Storm walking in. They yell "oh crap they're gonna  find us and die laughing cuz were in Victoria's Secret!!!"      " This sucks!!!!"  So of course the two slick ladies find them and of course die laughing.

" What are you three doing in Victoria's Secret???"

" We lookin' for a present for Jean!! Is Dat a problem??!!"

' no I was just wondering dear." 

' What'd ya get sugah???

" oh just a bra and underware. We are also going to Gap body to look there. I know she also likes it there."

' ok catch you later dear."

" Bye Sugah!!"

so they walk to gap and it happens again gambit freaks out.

" how you were dat bra? It don' have no straps!!"

" it's called a strapless bra gumbo!!!"

" Oh dat's reasonable!!"

Oh speaking of strapless bra's Jean wanted a bright red one that I liked and was Sexy!!"

" Oh bout this one I think this would look hot on any babe, including jean."

" excuse me!" said Cyclops. " that's my girl you're talking about!!"

"Sorry, now let's get the bra and go!!"

" Ok fine."

So they leave the store and go to K-Mart. They were having a blue light sale.

" So ware's the underwear section in this place? It would be helpful to find that and move our way to the jewelry section."

Do you spoil jean?" Said Wolvie.

" Yes cuz unlike you I have the money to do that!!"

Well they find both sections and Cyclops buys her a bracelet and then they go. When they got back the party was already slightly started. So they didn't miss much. They went in and gave they're presents to jean.

" I hope ya like it , said gambit, I thought it looked uncomfy. Cyke said you like dem so I got it."

" Thanks you guys I loved every thing. And thank you Cyclops you bought your self a present for tonight."

" Huh Huh."

" alrighty then back to the party." Said Xavier.

They sang happy birthday and then went to they're private room's and couldn't sleep because the Birthday girl and her boyfriend were up.