Oh, The Crazy Things You Do!!!

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I don't own Pokemon, is that understood?
(class in backround says, 'Yes, Ms. Brilliant Thinker')

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Act I, Scene VI

(Lobby of Summer Springs hotel. Mewtwo and Cameron walk up to the check-in desk)

CAMERON: (rings bell) Hello?

CLERK: (walks up) Hello, and welcome to Summer Springs, the vacation getaway for all Pokemon actors and their trainers-

MEWTWO: Don't I know it!

CLERK: -You must be Cameron, because who else would you be, standing next to Mewtwo?

CAMERON: (sarcastically) No, I'm a crazed fan who followed this guy in here for an autograph. (turns to Mewtwo) Sign my forehead with a perminant marker, would you?

(Clerk blows a whistle and two guys from the backround carry Cameron to the front door and throw him out)

CAMERON: (far off) Hey, I was just kidding!

MEWTWO: (turns to Clerk) I'll take my room key now.

CLERK: Certainly. (goes in back and returns with key) Here you are, sir. Take the gondala to Mt. Articuno and find the cabin with 316 on the front. (give key to Mewtwo)

MEWTWO: Thank you.

(Mewtwo leaves and five minutes later, Lugia and Alex walk up to the check-in desk)

ALEX: Clerk! My client needs a room!

CLERK: (rolls his eyes) Doesn't everyone here? Anyway, welcome to Summer Springs. You must be Lugia and Alex.

LUGIA: (nods head) Yep, that's us all right!

ALEX: Yeah, yeah. Enough talk, get the key so I can get to Indigo Plateau. Lance waits for no one, you know.

CLERK: Met him once; short patience span. (gives Alex the key) Okay, fly to Mt. Articuno. There should be a cabin waiting for you. It's the extremely big one; it has 316 on the front.

ALEX: Okay. (pats Lugia on the back) Have a great time, buddy.

LUGIA: (smiles) You, too.

(Alex and Lugia go their separate ways and five minutes later, Entei and Melanie walk up to the check-in desk)

MELANIE: Um, me and Entei are here. Got the room ready?

CLERK: Of course, Melanie. (goes to get the key)

MELANIE: Okay, you can get there okay, right?

ENTEI: It's a short walk for me, Melanie. I'll be fine.

CLERK: (gives key to Melanie) Walk up to Mt. Articuno and find the large cabin with 316 on it.

MELANIE: Remember to clean up after yourself.

CLERK: Excuse me, but we have cleaning people to take care of it.

MELANIE: You've never seen Entei make a mess, have you?

(Clerk steps back and walks into the back)

ENTEI: (chuckles) Yes, Melanie. I will.

(Melanie and Entei go their separate ways)

END OF SCENE VI