Welcome to my first ever fic to be uploaded! WARNING! THIS FIC CONTAINS---err, sorry. This fic contains graphic illustrations of coolness and swordfighs, mainly because its...
SUPER SWORD CROSSOVER!
The Day in the Life of a Swordsman
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We join our hero, Link, in the early morning...
Link: Zzzzzz...
WAKE UP!
Link: Ack! I'm up! I'm up! 'Morning announcer-man! Whazzup!
Whaazzzuuuppp... Okay, today we're going to travel to the Z-field for a little sword practice.
Link: Sounds easy enough. *Hops out of bed and walks out to the fenced-in area that is the Z-Field. Link pulls out his kokiri sword and starts swatting at a practice dummy. Suddenly, the dummy starts to glow and exploads with light. Link is hit by the explosion and is engulfed.*
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Moments later, in another dimension, a red and white robot is slashing at a floating droid with a glowing green sword. Another blue robot stands off to the side.
Blue Robot: Do it, Zero! You've almost got it! GO! Go---Hey, it's that voice again.
Zero: Hush, X! I'm slashing! Heyaaa---What the? Hey announcer!
Hush! Don't talk back! Keep swiping!
Zero: Right! *Zero takes several swings at the bot, missing by mear millimeters. Suddenly, a panel in the bot opens up and a shaft of light slams into Zero, engulfing him, then making him dissapear.*
X: *while blinking* Zero? Zeeero? Hey! What's going on?!
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Elsewhere, in a small room in a gigantic castle, a metal-clad knight crosses swords with a very nice-looking female. It looks like the female is winning.
Beatrix: Steiner! Keep your eyes on my sword and not on me! Announcer, can you please let us practice a moment!
Steiner: I am keeping an eye on your body--Err sword! See! *parrays* Hey Announcer. Have at you, woman!
Beatrix: *blocks the slash and retaliates, hitting Steiner's shoulder pad, causing a spark. The spark grows and encases Steiner, and he dissapears.* Well. I wish it were always that easy to get rid of men.
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One last stop... Ah, here we are. Crono and Frog, in 600 AD, are deuling several monsters at once. Crono hops into the mix and casts lighting 2, then frog follows up with water 2, causing a painful, compound electrical shock to all the demons, who die.
Crono: It wasn't that specatcular, Anny.
Don't call me that.
Frog: Aye, it wasn't that excellent. Nay, My good sir Crono and I hath vanquished foes in much more astounding ways.
I'm sure. Hey, now that you killed those beasts off, how're we gonna engulf you in light?
Crono: Say what?
Frog: What dost thou mean?
Ah, screw it. *A huge ball of light comes down from the sky and slams into the two swordsmen and they dissappear as well.*
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Haha! That's part one! Keep in mind that I'm making this up as I go along, and that's how I'll keep doing it because chaos ruuuules!!
SUPER SWORD CROSSOVER!
The Day in the Life of a Swordsman
----
We join our hero, Link, in the early morning...
Link: Zzzzzz...
WAKE UP!
Link: Ack! I'm up! I'm up! 'Morning announcer-man! Whazzup!
Whaazzzuuuppp... Okay, today we're going to travel to the Z-field for a little sword practice.
Link: Sounds easy enough. *Hops out of bed and walks out to the fenced-in area that is the Z-Field. Link pulls out his kokiri sword and starts swatting at a practice dummy. Suddenly, the dummy starts to glow and exploads with light. Link is hit by the explosion and is engulfed.*
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Moments later, in another dimension, a red and white robot is slashing at a floating droid with a glowing green sword. Another blue robot stands off to the side.
Blue Robot: Do it, Zero! You've almost got it! GO! Go---Hey, it's that voice again.
Zero: Hush, X! I'm slashing! Heyaaa---What the? Hey announcer!
Hush! Don't talk back! Keep swiping!
Zero: Right! *Zero takes several swings at the bot, missing by mear millimeters. Suddenly, a panel in the bot opens up and a shaft of light slams into Zero, engulfing him, then making him dissapear.*
X: *while blinking* Zero? Zeeero? Hey! What's going on?!
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Elsewhere, in a small room in a gigantic castle, a metal-clad knight crosses swords with a very nice-looking female. It looks like the female is winning.
Beatrix: Steiner! Keep your eyes on my sword and not on me! Announcer, can you please let us practice a moment!
Steiner: I am keeping an eye on your body--Err sword! See! *parrays* Hey Announcer. Have at you, woman!
Beatrix: *blocks the slash and retaliates, hitting Steiner's shoulder pad, causing a spark. The spark grows and encases Steiner, and he dissapears.* Well. I wish it were always that easy to get rid of men.
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One last stop... Ah, here we are. Crono and Frog, in 600 AD, are deuling several monsters at once. Crono hops into the mix and casts lighting 2, then frog follows up with water 2, causing a painful, compound electrical shock to all the demons, who die.
Crono: It wasn't that specatcular, Anny.
Don't call me that.
Frog: Aye, it wasn't that excellent. Nay, My good sir Crono and I hath vanquished foes in much more astounding ways.
I'm sure. Hey, now that you killed those beasts off, how're we gonna engulf you in light?
Crono: Say what?
Frog: What dost thou mean?
Ah, screw it. *A huge ball of light comes down from the sky and slams into the two swordsmen and they dissappear as well.*
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Haha! That's part one! Keep in mind that I'm making this up as I go along, and that's how I'll keep doing it because chaos ruuuules!!