Oh, The Crazy Things You Do!
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I never owned, don't own, and never will own Pokemon or the Backstreet Boys.
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SCENES VII, VIII, & IX
Scene VII
(Mewtwo waits in line for the gondala. Two hyperactive teenage girls walk up to him)
CHERYL: Um, are you Mewtwo?
MEWTWO: (raises an eyebrow) Last time I checked, I was. Why?
(Cheryl and Shannon look at each other and giggle in excitement)
SHANNON: Can we, like, ask you a question?
MEWTWO: (cautiously) Um, sure. What?
SHANNON: Are you...like...dating anyone?
MEWTWO: (steps back in surprise) You must be joking!
(Cheryl and Shannon giggle more)
MEWTWO: Why did you ask?
CHERYL: Because we think you're hot.
MEWTWO: Actually, in this weather, I'm rather cold.
SHANNON: No, hot as in 'Backstreet Boys' hot.
CHERYL: Excuse me? He's definately hotter than those immature little boys.
MEWTWO: How do you know what the temperature is where the 'Backstreet Boys' are? They must be in Antarctica to be colder than this.
SHANNON: Well, like Cheryl said, they're immature. (puts her hands on Mewtwo's shoulders) We go for guys that are mature, intellegent-
CHERYL: (pushes Shannon away)-and cute.
MEWTWO: (scared) You two need help! (jumps to the front of the line) I need this next gondala NOW!!!
SHANNON: Oh, well. He's gotta come down from his cabin sometime-
CHERYL: -and we'll be right here when he does.
(Mewtwo gets on the next gondala and the girls leave)
END OF SCENE VII
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Scene VIII
(Side of Mt. Articuno. Lugia flys around, looking for the cabin.
Meanwhile, below, Macey looks up and checks her Pokedex to find it is Lugia)
MACEY: (amazed) Wow, Lugia! That'll be a great addition to my Pokedex. (looks around) Hmm...mustn't let anyone else find out.
(Macey leaves)
END OF SCENE VIII
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Scene IX
(Other side of Mt. Articuno. Entei is walking up, looking for the cabin as well)
ENTEI: Nice...(looks around more)...wish I could find my cabin. (looks to a certain area) There it is. (looks up and down) That IS a big cabin.
(Entei walks to the cabin door, inserts the key, and turns the knob. He opens the door and walks in to find Mewtwo and Lugia quarreling)
MEWTWO: For the last time, Lugia, this is MY cabin!
LUGIA: I told you already, Mewtwo. This is MY cabin!
ENTEI: I think you're both mistaken; this is MY cabin!
MEWTWO & LUGIA: NO, IT'S NOT!
ENTEI: Yes, it is!
(Manager walks in from behing Entei)
MANAGER: Sorry to disturb you, but this is all of your cabin.
MEWTWO, LUGIA, & ENTEI: WHAT?!?
MANAGER: It seems as if we've made a mistake. I'm sorry; you can either share the cabin or leave and we'll give you a refund.
(The 3 Pokemon think of what their boss told them and look to the manager)
LUGIA: We'll share the cabin.
MANAGER: (sighs) Good. (walks out) Enjoy your stay!
MEWTWO: Alright...we all have this cabin for two weeks, so do either of you have bad habits?
ENTEI: I'm a little messy.
LUGIA: I snore in my sleep.
MEWTWO: I sing in the shower.
LUGIA & ENTEI: (stare at Mewtwo) REALLY?!?
MEWTWO: (nods) We have to keep these habits under control for two weeks. I think we can handle that.
(Lugia and Entei nod)
ENTEI: So, lets unpack.
(Mewtwo, Lugia, and Entei leave to unpack)
END OF SCENE XI
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END OF ACT I
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I never owned, don't own, and never will own Pokemon or the Backstreet Boys.
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SCENES VII, VIII, & IX
Scene VII
(Mewtwo waits in line for the gondala. Two hyperactive teenage girls walk up to him)
CHERYL: Um, are you Mewtwo?
MEWTWO: (raises an eyebrow) Last time I checked, I was. Why?
(Cheryl and Shannon look at each other and giggle in excitement)
SHANNON: Can we, like, ask you a question?
MEWTWO: (cautiously) Um, sure. What?
SHANNON: Are you...like...dating anyone?
MEWTWO: (steps back in surprise) You must be joking!
(Cheryl and Shannon giggle more)
MEWTWO: Why did you ask?
CHERYL: Because we think you're hot.
MEWTWO: Actually, in this weather, I'm rather cold.
SHANNON: No, hot as in 'Backstreet Boys' hot.
CHERYL: Excuse me? He's definately hotter than those immature little boys.
MEWTWO: How do you know what the temperature is where the 'Backstreet Boys' are? They must be in Antarctica to be colder than this.
SHANNON: Well, like Cheryl said, they're immature. (puts her hands on Mewtwo's shoulders) We go for guys that are mature, intellegent-
CHERYL: (pushes Shannon away)-and cute.
MEWTWO: (scared) You two need help! (jumps to the front of the line) I need this next gondala NOW!!!
SHANNON: Oh, well. He's gotta come down from his cabin sometime-
CHERYL: -and we'll be right here when he does.
(Mewtwo gets on the next gondala and the girls leave)
END OF SCENE VII
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Scene VIII
(Side of Mt. Articuno. Lugia flys around, looking for the cabin.
Meanwhile, below, Macey looks up and checks her Pokedex to find it is Lugia)
MACEY: (amazed) Wow, Lugia! That'll be a great addition to my Pokedex. (looks around) Hmm...mustn't let anyone else find out.
(Macey leaves)
END OF SCENE VIII
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Scene IX
(Other side of Mt. Articuno. Entei is walking up, looking for the cabin as well)
ENTEI: Nice...(looks around more)...wish I could find my cabin. (looks to a certain area) There it is. (looks up and down) That IS a big cabin.
(Entei walks to the cabin door, inserts the key, and turns the knob. He opens the door and walks in to find Mewtwo and Lugia quarreling)
MEWTWO: For the last time, Lugia, this is MY cabin!
LUGIA: I told you already, Mewtwo. This is MY cabin!
ENTEI: I think you're both mistaken; this is MY cabin!
MEWTWO & LUGIA: NO, IT'S NOT!
ENTEI: Yes, it is!
(Manager walks in from behing Entei)
MANAGER: Sorry to disturb you, but this is all of your cabin.
MEWTWO, LUGIA, & ENTEI: WHAT?!?
MANAGER: It seems as if we've made a mistake. I'm sorry; you can either share the cabin or leave and we'll give you a refund.
(The 3 Pokemon think of what their boss told them and look to the manager)
LUGIA: We'll share the cabin.
MANAGER: (sighs) Good. (walks out) Enjoy your stay!
MEWTWO: Alright...we all have this cabin for two weeks, so do either of you have bad habits?
ENTEI: I'm a little messy.
LUGIA: I snore in my sleep.
MEWTWO: I sing in the shower.
LUGIA & ENTEI: (stare at Mewtwo) REALLY?!?
MEWTWO: (nods) We have to keep these habits under control for two weeks. I think we can handle that.
(Lugia and Entei nod)
ENTEI: So, lets unpack.
(Mewtwo, Lugia, and Entei leave to unpack)
END OF SCENE XI
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END OF ACT I