Oh, The Crazy Things You Do!!!
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Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon, Celine Dion, or the 'Rubber Ducky' song. Plain and simple.
P.S.-I kind of make fun of Mewtwo, Lugia, and Entei in this scene, but please don't take it seriously! It's all in good, harmless fun!
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ACT II
Act II, Scene I
(Giant bedroom of Cabin 316. Mewtwo, Lugia, and Entei are unpacking their things when Lugia gets an idea...)
LUGIA: (looks up) Hey, guys, I've got an idea.
ENTEI: (turns to Lugia) What is it?
LUGIA: Did you guys bring anything embarrassing or secret?
(Entei turns away while Mewtwo turns to Lugia)
MEWTWO: (shrugs) As long as we're being honest-
LUGIA: -and we don't tell anyone else-
MEWTWO: -it should be fine. What did you bring, Lugia?
LUGIA: (holds up rubber ducky) Bob, my ducky.
MEWTWO: That's it? That's your embarrassing item?
LUGIA: (puts Bob down) Well, what did you bring?
(Mewtwo goes to his backpack and pulls out a roll of paper. He un-rolls it so that it's a picture of...)
LUGIA: (surprised) Celine Dion?
MEWTWO: Yes, Celine Dion. Do you have a problem with it? (turns to Entei) What did you bring?
ENTEI: I...don't want to tell you.
LUGIA: Hey, you know that I have a rubber ducky I like to sing the song with-
MEWTWO: -and you know that I have a hopeless crush on Celine Dion-
LUGIA & MEWTWO: Tell us already!
ENTEI: (quickly holds up teddy bear) Okay! I give! I sleep with a teddy bear named George! HAPPY NOW?!
LUGIA & MEWTWO: (calmly) Yes.
LUGIA: I'm going to hum the 'Rubber Ducky' song while I finish unpacking, okay? (Hums tune to 'Rubber Ducky') Rubber ducky...you're the one...rubber ducky...
MEWTWO: Well, I'm finished unpacking, so if you don't mind...(picks up Celine Dion poster)...I'm going to a separate room to croon passionate words to my love. (exits)
ENTEI: I'm done unpacking, too. (picks up George) Let's go downstairs to take a nap on the couch, George. (exits)
LUGIA: (finishes unpacking) Now what? (picks up Bob) I have an idea, Bob! Let's go play in the shower!
(Lugia exits)
END OF ACT II, SCENE I
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Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon, Celine Dion, or the 'Rubber Ducky' song. Plain and simple.
P.S.-I kind of make fun of Mewtwo, Lugia, and Entei in this scene, but please don't take it seriously! It's all in good, harmless fun!
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ACT II
Act II, Scene I
(Giant bedroom of Cabin 316. Mewtwo, Lugia, and Entei are unpacking their things when Lugia gets an idea...)
LUGIA: (looks up) Hey, guys, I've got an idea.
ENTEI: (turns to Lugia) What is it?
LUGIA: Did you guys bring anything embarrassing or secret?
(Entei turns away while Mewtwo turns to Lugia)
MEWTWO: (shrugs) As long as we're being honest-
LUGIA: -and we don't tell anyone else-
MEWTWO: -it should be fine. What did you bring, Lugia?
LUGIA: (holds up rubber ducky) Bob, my ducky.
MEWTWO: That's it? That's your embarrassing item?
LUGIA: (puts Bob down) Well, what did you bring?
(Mewtwo goes to his backpack and pulls out a roll of paper. He un-rolls it so that it's a picture of...)
LUGIA: (surprised) Celine Dion?
MEWTWO: Yes, Celine Dion. Do you have a problem with it? (turns to Entei) What did you bring?
ENTEI: I...don't want to tell you.
LUGIA: Hey, you know that I have a rubber ducky I like to sing the song with-
MEWTWO: -and you know that I have a hopeless crush on Celine Dion-
LUGIA & MEWTWO: Tell us already!
ENTEI: (quickly holds up teddy bear) Okay! I give! I sleep with a teddy bear named George! HAPPY NOW?!
LUGIA & MEWTWO: (calmly) Yes.
LUGIA: I'm going to hum the 'Rubber Ducky' song while I finish unpacking, okay? (Hums tune to 'Rubber Ducky') Rubber ducky...you're the one...rubber ducky...
MEWTWO: Well, I'm finished unpacking, so if you don't mind...(picks up Celine Dion poster)...I'm going to a separate room to croon passionate words to my love. (exits)
ENTEI: I'm done unpacking, too. (picks up George) Let's go downstairs to take a nap on the couch, George. (exits)
LUGIA: (finishes unpacking) Now what? (picks up Bob) I have an idea, Bob! Let's go play in the shower!
(Lugia exits)
END OF ACT II, SCENE I