Oh, The Crazy Things You Do!
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Disclaimer: Okay, we all know I don't own Pokemon, so I won't say it again because I've said it six times already!!! I also don't own 'Good Burger', 'I'm a Dude', or anything opera.
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Act II, Scene II
(Living room of Cabin 316. Entei is sitting in front of the big-screen television cuddled next to George. Mewtwo paces at the foot of the stairway with a towel. Lugia is upstairs in the tub with Bob)
MEWTWO: (aggrivated) Hurry, Lugia! I need a bath, too!
LUGIA: (from upstairs) I AM hurrying!
(Entei begins to bop his head up and down to the beat of 'I'm a Dude')
MEWTWO: (stares at Entei) What are you doing?
ENTEI: (looks to Mewtwo) Oh, I'm watching this cool movie called 'Good Burger', and now I can't get this song out of my head.
MEWTWO: I almost hate to ask, but how does it go?
ENTEI: Glad you asked. (begins to bop his head again) I'm a dude! He's a dude! She's a dude! We're all dudes, hey! (stops bopping head) You pretty much go on like that. There are other verses, but I can't remember 'em.
MEWTWO: (rolls eyes) Pardon me, but as soon as Lugia gets out of the shower, I'll have something better to sing.
LUGIA: I thought we were going to keep our habits under control, Mewtwo. It would be fair to me and Entei if you didn't keep your word.
MEWTWO: (growls) I'll try.
LUGIA: In that case...(hops downstairs, clean and in a nightcap) ...the shower's yours.
MEWTWO: Thank you. (walks upstairs)
LUGIA: (looks at Entei and the television) What are you watching?
ENTEI: 'Good Burger'.
LUGIA: Is that the movie with the 'I'm a Dude' song?
ENTEI: Yeah, wanna sing?
LUGIA: Sure!
(Lugia and Entei sing the chorus twice, but Mewtwo starts to sing opera from the upstairs bathroom. Lugia and Entei look at each other and run upstairs)
MEWTWO: AH! What are you two doing?!
ENTEI: We heard you from downstairs. Are you okay?
MEWTWO: Of course I am! Why wouldn't I be?
LUGIA: Because you were screaming in agony.
MEWTWO: (sighs frustrated) That was my opera singing.
LUGIA & ENTEI: OPERA?!?
MEWTWO: Yes, opera. Now get out of the bathroom now!
LUGIA: (yawns) I gotta get to bed, anyhow.
ENTEI: I'm going downstairs to watch the rest of my movie. Night, Lugia.
LUGIA: Sweet dreams, Entei. (exits to bedroom)
(Entei goes downstairs to find his area a mess)
ENTEI: (worried) George? Where are you, George? (jumps onto a heap of miscelanious stuff)
(Lugia snores loudly)
END OF ACT II, SCENE II
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Disclaimer: Okay, we all know I don't own Pokemon, so I won't say it again because I've said it six times already!!! I also don't own 'Good Burger', 'I'm a Dude', or anything opera.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Act II, Scene II
(Living room of Cabin 316. Entei is sitting in front of the big-screen television cuddled next to George. Mewtwo paces at the foot of the stairway with a towel. Lugia is upstairs in the tub with Bob)
MEWTWO: (aggrivated) Hurry, Lugia! I need a bath, too!
LUGIA: (from upstairs) I AM hurrying!
(Entei begins to bop his head up and down to the beat of 'I'm a Dude')
MEWTWO: (stares at Entei) What are you doing?
ENTEI: (looks to Mewtwo) Oh, I'm watching this cool movie called 'Good Burger', and now I can't get this song out of my head.
MEWTWO: I almost hate to ask, but how does it go?
ENTEI: Glad you asked. (begins to bop his head again) I'm a dude! He's a dude! She's a dude! We're all dudes, hey! (stops bopping head) You pretty much go on like that. There are other verses, but I can't remember 'em.
MEWTWO: (rolls eyes) Pardon me, but as soon as Lugia gets out of the shower, I'll have something better to sing.
LUGIA: I thought we were going to keep our habits under control, Mewtwo. It would be fair to me and Entei if you didn't keep your word.
MEWTWO: (growls) I'll try.
LUGIA: In that case...(hops downstairs, clean and in a nightcap) ...the shower's yours.
MEWTWO: Thank you. (walks upstairs)
LUGIA: (looks at Entei and the television) What are you watching?
ENTEI: 'Good Burger'.
LUGIA: Is that the movie with the 'I'm a Dude' song?
ENTEI: Yeah, wanna sing?
LUGIA: Sure!
(Lugia and Entei sing the chorus twice, but Mewtwo starts to sing opera from the upstairs bathroom. Lugia and Entei look at each other and run upstairs)
MEWTWO: AH! What are you two doing?!
ENTEI: We heard you from downstairs. Are you okay?
MEWTWO: Of course I am! Why wouldn't I be?
LUGIA: Because you were screaming in agony.
MEWTWO: (sighs frustrated) That was my opera singing.
LUGIA & ENTEI: OPERA?!?
MEWTWO: Yes, opera. Now get out of the bathroom now!
LUGIA: (yawns) I gotta get to bed, anyhow.
ENTEI: I'm going downstairs to watch the rest of my movie. Night, Lugia.
LUGIA: Sweet dreams, Entei. (exits to bedroom)
(Entei goes downstairs to find his area a mess)
ENTEI: (worried) George? Where are you, George? (jumps onto a heap of miscelanious stuff)
(Lugia snores loudly)
END OF ACT II, SCENE II