The Blue Planet
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Author's Note: Yes, I know the name 'Blue Planet' was from FF3, not FF6. What else am I supposed to call the planet? It's not like it has an actual title or anything. BTW: Yes, I know this parody is too long. I couldn't help it. It was that fun to write.
Disclaimer: FF6 is Squaresoft's. 'Copacabana' is Barry Manilow's. Please do not sue, I'm not making any cash offa this.
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Her name was Terra
she wore a slave crown
With a suit of Magitek and no sensations 'bove her neck
She would battle
And do Kefka's will
Her mind wasn't her own
But this scene was overthrown
She got her own mind back
Went out, Empire to whack
She was young and half an Esper, reality's gone to heck!
On the big Blue (BLUE!)
On the Blue Planet
Run by bad guys, wimps, weenies and some fop fruit
On the big Blue (BLUE!)
On the Blue Planet
Magitek armor on every corner on the Blue Planet!
His name was Locke Cole
He hunted treaure
He found Terra in the cave and his promise then he gave
And when she woke up
They formed a party
'Cause ol' Kefka's on the loose
They'll send him to the noose
Magic flew and limbs were sliced clean through
There was blood yet there was justice
But they won't win, just two!
On the big Blue (BLUE!)
On the Blue Planet
Run by bad guys, wimps, weenies and some fop fruit
On the big Blue (BLUE!)
On the Blue Planet
Magitek armor on every corner on the Blue Planet!
Her name was Celes
She wasn't natural
She was given Espers as a child, the effects were just not mild
She was a General
And then turned traitor
Locke rescued her from her prison
She was blonde but never dumb
She and Locke fell in love
Despite Kef's shadow far above
She's like a white feather, but she will spill blood!
On the big Blue (BLUE!)
On the Blue Planet
Run by bad guys, wimps, weenies and some fop fruit
On the big Blue (BLUE!)
On the Blue Planet
Magitek armor on every corner on the Blue Planet!
His name was Setzer
He was a gambler
Flew that big ol' ship Blackjack, had a conscience out of whack
He had a girlfriend
Her name was Daryl
But now she's dead and gone
He's just stuck with wine and song
Joined the Returners with a smile
He's got luck, wit and guile
And he learns that kick-ass 'Slot' within a little while!
On the big Blue (BLUE!)
On the Blue Planet
Run by bad guys, wimps, weenies and some fop fruit
On the big Blue (BLUE!)
On the Blue Planet
Magitek armor on every corner on the Blue Planet!
His name was Edgar
He chased the women
He used tools all the time, and his flirting was a crime
His bro was Sabin
That guy liked to fight
Wasn't the sharpest in the drawer
But he'll bust down any door
Figaro Castle sunk right down
In sand it looked to drown
And they rode away laughing at Kefka's nasty frown!
On the big Blue (BLUE!)
On the Blue Planet
Run by bad guys, wimps, weenies and some fop fruit
On the big Blue (BLUE!)
On the Blue Planet
Magitek armor on every corner on the Blue Planet!
His name was Shadow
He was a ninja
Had a dog with scary teeth, didn't keep it on a leash
He wasn't well-known
But he was well-feared
He ran as soon as he could
But in the end he turned out good
"Interceptor, bite that fag!"
Wishes Kefka would wear a bag
Over his sicko makeup, but that just won't hap-
-pen on the Blue (BLUE!)
On the Blue Planet
Run by bad guys, wimps, weenies and some fop fruit
On the big Blue (BLUE!)
On the Blue Planet
Magitek armor on every corner on the Blue Planet!
Her name was Relm A.
She painted pictures
With a brush so quick and nice that her paintings came to life
She lived with Strago
He was her grandpa
Her Dad was gone and Mom was dead
(Wants to kick Dad in the head
'Cause he abandoned her)
She was a lively girl
She was ten, yet fought the battle- and her skills unfurled!
On the big Blue (BLUE!)
On the Blue Planet
Run by bad guys, wimps, weenies and some fop fruit
On the big Blue (BLUE!)
On the Blue Planet
Magitek armor on every corner on the Blue Planet!
His name was Cyan
He talked real funny
He said 'thou' and 'thee' and 'thine', not used since 1399
He lived in Doma
Escaped the poison
He met Returners, came along
Singing his Swordtech marching song
He counts right up to eight
Baits Kef with burning hate
He's the oldest in the party, but all weak he ain't!
On the big Blue (BLUE!)
On the Blue Planet
Run by bad guys, wimps, weenies and some fop fruit
On the big Blue (BLUE!)
On the Blue Planet
Magitek armor on every corner on the Blue Planet!
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Author's Note: Yes, I know the name 'Blue Planet' was from FF3, not FF6. What else am I supposed to call the planet? It's not like it has an actual title or anything. BTW: Yes, I know this parody is too long. I couldn't help it. It was that fun to write.
Disclaimer: FF6 is Squaresoft's. 'Copacabana' is Barry Manilow's. Please do not sue, I'm not making any cash offa this.
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Her name was Terra
she wore a slave crown
With a suit of Magitek and no sensations 'bove her neck
She would battle
And do Kefka's will
Her mind wasn't her own
But this scene was overthrown
She got her own mind back
Went out, Empire to whack
She was young and half an Esper, reality's gone to heck!
On the big Blue (BLUE!)
On the Blue Planet
Run by bad guys, wimps, weenies and some fop fruit
On the big Blue (BLUE!)
On the Blue Planet
Magitek armor on every corner on the Blue Planet!
His name was Locke Cole
He hunted treaure
He found Terra in the cave and his promise then he gave
And when she woke up
They formed a party
'Cause ol' Kefka's on the loose
They'll send him to the noose
Magic flew and limbs were sliced clean through
There was blood yet there was justice
But they won't win, just two!
On the big Blue (BLUE!)
On the Blue Planet
Run by bad guys, wimps, weenies and some fop fruit
On the big Blue (BLUE!)
On the Blue Planet
Magitek armor on every corner on the Blue Planet!
Her name was Celes
She wasn't natural
She was given Espers as a child, the effects were just not mild
She was a General
And then turned traitor
Locke rescued her from her prison
She was blonde but never dumb
She and Locke fell in love
Despite Kef's shadow far above
She's like a white feather, but she will spill blood!
On the big Blue (BLUE!)
On the Blue Planet
Run by bad guys, wimps, weenies and some fop fruit
On the big Blue (BLUE!)
On the Blue Planet
Magitek armor on every corner on the Blue Planet!
His name was Setzer
He was a gambler
Flew that big ol' ship Blackjack, had a conscience out of whack
He had a girlfriend
Her name was Daryl
But now she's dead and gone
He's just stuck with wine and song
Joined the Returners with a smile
He's got luck, wit and guile
And he learns that kick-ass 'Slot' within a little while!
On the big Blue (BLUE!)
On the Blue Planet
Run by bad guys, wimps, weenies and some fop fruit
On the big Blue (BLUE!)
On the Blue Planet
Magitek armor on every corner on the Blue Planet!
His name was Edgar
He chased the women
He used tools all the time, and his flirting was a crime
His bro was Sabin
That guy liked to fight
Wasn't the sharpest in the drawer
But he'll bust down any door
Figaro Castle sunk right down
In sand it looked to drown
And they rode away laughing at Kefka's nasty frown!
On the big Blue (BLUE!)
On the Blue Planet
Run by bad guys, wimps, weenies and some fop fruit
On the big Blue (BLUE!)
On the Blue Planet
Magitek armor on every corner on the Blue Planet!
His name was Shadow
He was a ninja
Had a dog with scary teeth, didn't keep it on a leash
He wasn't well-known
But he was well-feared
He ran as soon as he could
But in the end he turned out good
"Interceptor, bite that fag!"
Wishes Kefka would wear a bag
Over his sicko makeup, but that just won't hap-
-pen on the Blue (BLUE!)
On the Blue Planet
Run by bad guys, wimps, weenies and some fop fruit
On the big Blue (BLUE!)
On the Blue Planet
Magitek armor on every corner on the Blue Planet!
Her name was Relm A.
She painted pictures
With a brush so quick and nice that her paintings came to life
She lived with Strago
He was her grandpa
Her Dad was gone and Mom was dead
(Wants to kick Dad in the head
'Cause he abandoned her)
She was a lively girl
She was ten, yet fought the battle- and her skills unfurled!
On the big Blue (BLUE!)
On the Blue Planet
Run by bad guys, wimps, weenies and some fop fruit
On the big Blue (BLUE!)
On the Blue Planet
Magitek armor on every corner on the Blue Planet!
His name was Cyan
He talked real funny
He said 'thou' and 'thee' and 'thine', not used since 1399
He lived in Doma
Escaped the poison
He met Returners, came along
Singing his Swordtech marching song
He counts right up to eight
Baits Kef with burning hate
He's the oldest in the party, but all weak he ain't!
On the big Blue (BLUE!)
On the Blue Planet
Run by bad guys, wimps, weenies and some fop fruit
On the big Blue (BLUE!)
On the Blue Planet
Magitek armor on every corner on the Blue Planet!