All I ever want to do is eat my dots, and maybe every now and then one of those good cherries or bannannas. But those fuckers, inky, blinky, and their friends can't just leave me alone. They always have to go walking around like they own the place, trying to eat you and all. So one day, I called the misses. "Honey," I said, "We need to take care of those fuckers outside. The stay in their cage until we think it's safe, then they chase us! Let's give them a piece of our mind! Let's get those bastards back!
"But how?" she protested, being the pessimist she is.
"I'll eat one of those good power dots, then chomp them till they scream for their mommies!" I replied.
"That'll never work," she responded negatively. "We're on level 5, they are too smart for that!" "Ok, here's what we're going to do," I said, as a plan began to formulate itself in my head.
So the next day, me and the misses each grabbed our power dots, and started chasing after the little buggers like there was no tommorrow. I had Inky on the run for a bit, i chased him past the middle, and around the corner. But just as I was gaining on him, the bastard started glowing! "RETREAT!" I shouted, hoping the misses was alright. But as I turned the corner, I almost collided with Blinky, who had completely recovered from the effects of the power dot. I turned a sharp left, and floored it out of there. I was going fine for a while, and thought I had lost the ghosts, but then, up in the distance, there it was; the last dot! I cautiosly began adancing on it, but then i heard the misses yell,
"WATCH OUT! YOU'RE SURROUNDED!" Sure enough, as I looked to both my left and right, Inky and Blinky were speeding toward me, and as I turned around, I discovered Pinky right on my back! I stared into their gaping mouths for only a moment before deciding it was time to run. I sped towards the dot, watching it draw closer and closer... And then, from nowhere, the 4th ghost who had until now remained unseen jumped out in front of me and blocked my path! I quickly veered off to the right, and shot around 2 more tight turns to make a complete u-turn. I shot forward to the top of the screen, all 4 ghosts in line behind me. just as i had expected, they all kept tight behind me All of a sudden, the screen flashed *GAME OVER*! The Mrs., right on schedule, had grabbed the last dot and won the game!
"That'll show the bastards!" I exclaimed as I kissed the misses.
The End
"But how?" she protested, being the pessimist she is.
"I'll eat one of those good power dots, then chomp them till they scream for their mommies!" I replied.
"That'll never work," she responded negatively. "We're on level 5, they are too smart for that!" "Ok, here's what we're going to do," I said, as a plan began to formulate itself in my head.
So the next day, me and the misses each grabbed our power dots, and started chasing after the little buggers like there was no tommorrow. I had Inky on the run for a bit, i chased him past the middle, and around the corner. But just as I was gaining on him, the bastard started glowing! "RETREAT!" I shouted, hoping the misses was alright. But as I turned the corner, I almost collided with Blinky, who had completely recovered from the effects of the power dot. I turned a sharp left, and floored it out of there. I was going fine for a while, and thought I had lost the ghosts, but then, up in the distance, there it was; the last dot! I cautiosly began adancing on it, but then i heard the misses yell,
"WATCH OUT! YOU'RE SURROUNDED!" Sure enough, as I looked to both my left and right, Inky and Blinky were speeding toward me, and as I turned around, I discovered Pinky right on my back! I stared into their gaping mouths for only a moment before deciding it was time to run. I sped towards the dot, watching it draw closer and closer... And then, from nowhere, the 4th ghost who had until now remained unseen jumped out in front of me and blocked my path! I quickly veered off to the right, and shot around 2 more tight turns to make a complete u-turn. I shot forward to the top of the screen, all 4 ghosts in line behind me. just as i had expected, they all kept tight behind me All of a sudden, the screen flashed *GAME OVER*! The Mrs., right on schedule, had grabbed the last dot and won the game!
"That'll show the bastards!" I exclaimed as I kissed the misses.
The End