Final Fanasty 7: The Soaps Part Two.
By Edge De Wall
BTW: I'm not anti-Tifa, but I am very Anti Cloud with Tifa. I love having Tifa on my team,
she is an aswome fighter, and I'm enjoying using her on my party *she's stronger than
Cloud right now in the game I'm playing now.* So if I had a choice of 4 people in my party
they would be:
Cid, Vincent, Tifa, and Yuffie. I love all those characters and Cid gets spoiled the most.
^^;;;
When we last left off Tifa was cheating on Cloud with Cid!
Cloud: Tifa! How Could you! I love you!
Tifa: But I love Cid and we're getting married!
Tifa was pregnant!
Cait Sith: But I'm just a stuff toy.
Cloud was cheating of Tifa with Shera and Aeris!
Cloud: I also going out with Shera and Aeris. And
Shera and I are getting married!
Vincent and Edge got in a fight.
Vincent::points a gun to Edge's head:...
Vincent expressed his love for Aeris!
Vincent: But I love you Aeris!
Tifa admitted two things. That she was going out with two other
people!
Tifa: Cid before we get married I have to tell you something,
I going out with Barret and Sephiroth!
Cid:You slut!
Tifa: So what else is new!
Cid was really the father of Tifa's child!
Cid: Noooo!!!!
And Shera found out about Tifa!
Shera: By the way who is Tifa??
And now for the 2nd episode of:
Final Fanasty 7: The Soaps!
Cid(Follows Shera into the kitchen): But Shera I.....
(Cid sees her and Cloud together!)
Cid: This can't be real!
(And it isn't!!)
(In the real world Tifa and Aeris are at Cid's house, while
Shera depressed what happen!)
Shera: I just told him to watch Soaps with me! I didn't know
he would go into a coma!!
Tifa(Comforts Shera): There there! Aeris will make him feel better!
Aeris: It will take me a while so let's go to the hospital!
Shera: It's all my fault!!
Tifa: No it's not okay!
Shera: I fill like I have no meaning thanks to Cid never expressing
that he loves me!!!!
Tifa: No Shera! Don't do commit Suicide! That's not the an...
(We see what looks like Shera heads towards the Rocket,
gets in it and goes into space to live
the rest of her live.)
Aeris: Well at least she didn't commit....
(Rocket blows up)
Aeris: Suicide.
Tifa: This is all Cid's fault!!
(Goes to beat the crap out of him!!!)
Aeris: Noo!! Don't kill him! Shera would want that!!
Tifa: But she's.....
Shera(Comes back with a bunch of tissues)
Aeris: Then who was...
Vincent: Lucrecia!!!!!!
Aeris: Never mind!
Shera: We should Cid to a hospital idmedelty
Aeris: Why?
Tifa: Ummm..
Aeris: You beat him up?!
Tifa: Yeah.
Aeris: A.a...a...a...a.aa,....a...^^;;
(Back in Cid's dream)
Cid: Shera how could you!
Shera: Cause I love Cloud!!!!!
Cloud: Come on honey let's kick Cid out.
Cid(Remembers his dream): Wait, I don't need you
I have Tifa!
(Back in real life)
Tifa: NO YOU DON'T!!!!
(Tifa starts hitting him)
Cloud: Who would have known that Cid loved Tifa so much.
Cait: I don't blame him cause Tifa's got a nice rack!
Tifa(Throws a bed at Cait)
(Back in the dream)
Cid: Shera there's something I have to tell you,
(Back in real life)
Shera: What?
(Back in the dream)
Cid: I love you!
(Back in real life)
All: AW~~~~~~!
Edge::Vomits::
Tifa::hits Edge:: You're ruining the moment!
Edge: Sorry, just my inner child...
Tifa:You are going pay for calling me a sult..
Edge::Gulp::
(Back in the dream)
At the Turks Reno and Elena are living togheter. But they are both
have a secret that they are keeping from each other!!!
Elena: Bye Reno honey! I have to get more booze!!
Reno: Okey!!
(Elena walks out the door)
(Yuffie comes out of the pantry)
Yuffie: Is Elena gone?
Reno: Yes love!
(They start making out! Then Elena walks in)
Elena: I forgot my purse.. AAAAAAA!!!
(She sees Reno with Yuffie!!)
(Soap Music plays)
Elena: How could you Reno! I love you!!
Reno: And I love Yuffie!
Elena: Well I have to say something!
Reno: What?
Elena: I love Rude!
(Soap music Plays)
Elena: And we are getting married!!!
Rufus: What's going on!! I'm trying to dry my hair??
Back at Cid's house
Shera: But I love Cloud!
(Soap music plays!)
Shera: And we are married and have a child!!
(Tons of soap music plays)
Cid: NOOO!!!
(Back in real live)
Dr. Edge: I sorry to say that Cid has little chances of surving thanks
to Tifa massive blows she gave him.
All:EWWWW!!
Dr. Edge: No not that type! The ones where you hit people!! Henatis!
Shera: What's his chances of surving?
Dr. Edge: 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 to 1.
And by the way,I'm not a real doctor!!!
(Soap music plays!)
To be countiued!
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