The Adventures of…
The Transsexual Transvestite Trio
Author's Note: it all began really innocently. HAH! Yea right. This is based on a conversation and a crazy idea.
(our account names)
Lisa/Magenta:…………………………Poted Plant
Lindsay/Riff-Raff:……………………Rosie Scrivello, DDS
Luis/Frank-N-Futer:…………………Licinious
Disclaimers: We're sorry if we offended anybody with the pop references… It's Lindsay's opinion. Little Shop of Horrors belongs to all those great people, you know who you are. Steve Martin, the greatest guy in the world (besides Luis… ^_^) belongs to himself. Rocky Horror Picture Show belongs to Richard O'Brien, The Goo Goo Dolls belong to themselves. The pop groups mentioned belong to the devil.. er, themselves. The ideas mentioned (especially the Viking one) belongs to either Lindsay or Lisa, depended who said them. Winky is Lisa's hedgehog. She's TERRIFIED of Lindsay.
{online}
Lisa: I wonder what would happen if you became president
Lindsay: ...
Lindsay: that's wrong.
Lindsay: me as president?
Lindsay: Little Shop of Horrors Day!! September 23!!
Lisa: ...
Lindsay: Steve Martin's b-day would be a nation holiday
Lisa: LMAO
Lindsay: December 7th [A/N: Luis and my anniversary] would be a nation holiday.
Lindsay: December 19th [A/N: Day the LSOH vid came out] as well… a day of celebration!!
Lindsay: And piracy would return!!!
Lindsay: AH HAHAHAHAHAA!!!
Lisa: ...
Lindsay: N*SYNC and BSB would be burned at the stake…
Lisa: LMFAO!
Lindsay: Britney Spears would be put through a Broadway audition…
Lisa: um...
Lindsay: I'll explain…
Lisa: k
Lindsay: In pop, if you sing, you're in.
Lisa: ...
Lindsay: on Broadway, try competing with 100+ people for the same role, who are as good as you, or maybe better; you
need talent and years of extensive training. The will to do it, the perseverance. The love of music.
Lisa: oh, I get it!
Lisa: hahaha… I can just see her ass getting fried!
Lindsay: so, that's her torture!
Lisa: she'd run home crying
Lindsay: lol!
Lisa: can I ask you to do me a favor when your president?
Lindsay: surely
Lindsay: *gets a brilliant idea*
Lisa: ?
Lindsay: tell me yours, first.
Lisa: make it legal for 1* year olds to get married to 35 year olds...
Lindsay: oh
Lindsay: …we weren't thinking the same thing
Lindsay: *changes marriage laws though*
Lisa: uh oh… what where you thinking?
Lisa: thanks, btw
Lindsay: don't scream, let me finish, okay?
Lisa: k
Lindsay: I was going to handcuff Johnny…
Lisa: ...
Lindsay: and Robby and Mike
Lisa: ...
Lindsay: and then…
Lindsay: dress up as a Viking
Googoopotedplant: ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [A/N: We already have a Viking joke, so she knew where I was going]
Lindsay: and bring them to your house
Lindsay: ^_^
Lisa: *applauds*
Lindsay: AND IF THEY AREN'T WIMPERING IN A CORNER BY THE TIME WE GET THERE, I BRING OUT THE WHIPS!!!
Lisa: LMAO!
Lisa: I got a little nervous when you said you where gonna handcuff Johnny...
Lindsay: *tries to imagine her and the GGD rowing in a Viking ship down ……… Road*
Lisa: *laughs so hard tears form*
Lindsay: ^_^
{the aforementioned scene is happening and continuing}
Lisa: Watch out! CAR!
Lindsay: AHH! the police!!! Row faster!!
*Johnny, with the oar, crushes the police car*
Lindsay: Or, you could do that… *rows to Lisa's house and she accidentally drives the ship over Robert, Lisa's little brother* Oops.
Lisa: Oh well!
Lindsay *shrugs, gets out and cleans blood off*
Winky: *sees Lindsay coming up the driveway*
Lindsay: *runs after her*
Winky: *runs back to the safe hands of Frank-N-Futer*
Lindsay: *takes the Viking ship, Robby and Mike and rows to Transylvania, but they have a hard time getting the ship to float*
Lisa: Hey, where'd Johnny go?
Lindsay: he uh...
Johnny: *appears on her front door stuff, still in chains and handcuffs*
Lindsay: *runs up to him* MINE!!! *unshackles handcuffs and takes the chains*
Lisa: Aww… I was gonna have fun with those…
Lindsay: *jumps onto the slowly rising ship and they disappear into the sky*
Frank-N-Futer (FNF) *runs out of a bush with Winky*
Winky: Are they gone?
FNF: *pets Winky*
Janet: *comes crashing out of the sky for no apparent reason. She is laying in the middle of the street, wearing her bra and underwear*
FNF: *runs over to her, and he sprays sun block on her. Seeing a car, he runs, leaving Janet*
*The car passes over Janet, and Brad is driving it. Except, brad has a Mohawk and has a spike through his chin*
FNF: *runs back to Janet, and places Winky spikes down on her stomach*
Janet: *pushes Winky off and runs to the yard*
Winky: *left in the street when a car comes, and grows to 145.6 times her size and eats the car. Left standing on her hind legs, she trudges off*
*a TV appears in Johnny's lap which makes him fall over, it turns itself on*
Johnny: *puts the TV on the stoop and goes into the bushes with Lisa*
The 6.00 news: A giant hedgehog named Winky is terrorizing the streets…!
Janet: *glances at her non-existent watch* It's only 3.03.
*the Viking ship returns*
Lisa: *uses Johnny's belt as a whip*
*Magenta, Riff-Raff and Columbia appear with Robby, Mike and Lindsay, and start dancing the Time Warp*
To Be Continued…