The Continued Adventures of…
The Transsexual Transvestite Trio
Hi again! We're baaaaaaack!! You know our account names already. But, ah ha, do you know why this is posted? Lisa and I (Lindsay) have scary/crazy/bizarre/wild/etc./etc./etc. conversations like, every day. These are our conversations (online) put in script format for a wild and crazy fic (STEVE MARTIN FOREVER!!! His Birthday is August 14th!! Party at my house!! HAPPY 56TH STEVE!!!). So, on with the show!
Disclaimers: We do not own our souls - they belong to the devil. My body belongs to Luis, Lisa's belongs to Johnny. The GGD hopefully belong to themselves.
A/N: No musicians were hurt in the making of this fic.
{Johnny Rzeznik of the Goo Goo Dolls, also Lisa's husband, is sick and lying asleep in her room. Across the house, Lisa and Lindsay play on
Lisa: *hears a cough from her room* Don't worry! I'll take care of you Johnny!!!! *runs out of the room. She walks into the kitchen, makes a big bowl of chicken soup and brings it to Johnny*
Lindsay: *smells it from the other room* FOOD!!
Lisa: *gives Lindsay some*
Lindsay: AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
{she puts the bowl down and gets into a conversation with Lindsay about the game Snow Wars}
Lisa: Oops...I forgot.....Johnny's lying in bed with a headache, stuffy nose, sore throat and a fever...but I still have to beat the star... Should I tend to my ill husband or play a computer game?
Lindsay: hmm… *thinks for a minute* I'd play the computer game
Lisa: *sits down on her computer chair......Johnny needs his rest
{They both hear loud sneezing and coughing from the other room}
Lisa: QUIET!!!I CAN"T CONCENTRATE ON BEATING THE STAR!!!!!
Lindsay: *stifles her laughter*
{They both hear loud thud}
Lindsay: um…
Lisa: *goes into room and sees him lying on the floor and she pokes him with a stick*
Lindsay: *follows her and dances a tribal dance around him chanting aborigine chants*
Lisa: I think he's still breathing. *goes back to computer*
{The couch for some bizarre reason now has a mind of it's own and catches on fire*
Lisa: FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *she grabs her computer and gets her ass out of there. Once her and her computer is safe, she continues playing snow wars*
Lindsay: *sits and stares at the fire*
Lisa: *has a feeling she forgot something* Oops! I forgot my husband! *stops playing and runs back in to get Johnny*
{Lindsay is still staring into the fire, and Lisa carries him out}
Lisa: GOD JOHN YOUR HEAVY!!
Lindsay: *calls to Lisa* Why would ya do a stupid thing like that and save your husband!! You could have killed yourself!! *runs outside into the winter snow* You already saved your computer!!
Lisa: because I am stupid!
Lindsay: Oh, okay.
{Robby and Mike suddenly appear}
Lindsay: *she grabs hands with both of them and tries to make them dance and chant*
Robby and Mike: *they resist and try to repeatedly run away*
Lisa: *wonders if lying in the cold, wet snow will help Johnny's cold...* Hee hee hee *she will warm him up!*
{the fire department comes and puts out fire}
Lindsay: *groans and complains*
Lisa: *drags Johnny back inside, puts his underwear in the Microwave so he'll be nice and toasty while he rests) and puts him back to bed...and continues her computer game*
Lindsay: *she shares common interests with Mike and Robby and they have a pow-wow in the middle of the room*