The Continued Adventures of
The Transsexual Transvestite Trio
And once again, we have returned. The first one with all of us!!!!! WOO HOO!!! Oopa comes from a typo and is © 2001 of Lindsay. The song "Oopa Oopa" is © 2001 of Lisa.
I, Lindsay, do not own Raoul Esparza. Although I wish I did. :`( Oh, and Luis is my boyfriend.
Ricky Martin was (unfortunately) not hurt in the making of this fic.
{TTT conference}
Lindsay: I think it's time we released an album. *crosses her legs*
Luis: Okay?
Lisa: Yes… but what to call it…
Lindsay: Don't Dream It, Be It!
Luis. Okay.
Lisa: *jumps up and screams* OOPA!
Lindsay: WHAT?!
Lisa: Our song!
Lindsay: YES!
Luis: Okay.
{5 ½ weeks later}
*The TTT is standing in front The Wall in the middle of the Sears Mall*
Some dude: And now, the releasing of a premiere album by the TTT! With their new hit single, "Oopa Oopa"!
*there is no crowd, but people are staring*
Lindsay: *runs around and throws confetti*
*no one buys the album, but it somehow goes triple platinum and gets nominated for a Grammy. There is no competition*
{At the Grammys}
Reporting covering it: Also up for a Grammy is the incredible rock band, THE GOO GOO DOLLS. Goo Goo Dolls frontman, Johnny Rzeznik is also married to a member of the Transsexual Transvestite Trio.
Announcer (who, for some reason, is Raoul Esparza - Riff-Raff in Rocky Horror Show, new Broadway cast, in full costume): And the winner of the-
Lindsay (from audience): *screams* RIFFY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *tries to get up and run to him, but is restrained by Lisa and Luis*
Raoul: Oh my god… *continues, slowly backing up* The winner of the-
Lindsay: *screaming again* DO THE PELVIC THRUST WITH ME!!!!!!
*total silence*
Raoul: *blankly stares at her* Um, yea sure… *eyes dart around*
Lindsay: REALLY!?!?!? *tries to get up again… the chains make it hard*
Raoul: Right. Yes. Anyway. The winner of the "Best Album of the Century" award goes to… *he opens the envelope*
TTT: *start to get up to accept the award*
Raoul: Ricky Martin!
TTT: *they all stop*
Ricky: *gets up and goes to get his Grammy, kissing Raoul when he gets there*
Lindsay: *runs out crying* NOOOOOO!!! *MY* RIIIFFFFYYY!!!!
Lisa and Luis: *they run up to the stage*
Lisa: *takes the Grammy* NO ONE CAN BEAT OOPA OOPA!! *beats him with it*
Luis, the composed one: *goes to the mic* Uh, hi.
*The Chandelier starts moving, the glass clanks and it starts slowly dropping. On it, Raoul and Lindsay dressed in the Rocky Horror space suits. Lindsay has the appropriate hair and makeup for Magenta*
Raoul: *stands up* RICKY MARTIN, IT'S ALL OVER! *points laser*
Lindsay: *stands up as well* YOUR MUSIC IS A FAILURE. YOUR ASS IS TOO EXTREME. I'M YOUR NEW SUCCESSOR.
Raoul: YOU ARE NOW OUR PRISNA! WE RETURN TO TRANSYLVANIA… PREPARE THE TRANSIT BEAM!!!
*they jump off the chandelier and onto the stage as it plummets to the audience*
Lindsay: AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! …Oh wait. That's Phantom. Oops… *embarrassed face*
Luis: Um. Lindsay. *points to Raoul who he believes is standing perilously close to her*
Lindsay: Oh. *she moves in front of Luis who wraps his arms around her waist and puts his head on her shoulders*
*any reporter who is still alive is taking pictures*
Lisa: *goes to the mic* Sorry...there was a mistake. We win the Grammy. I'd like to dedicate it to all the transvestites in the world! Don't dream it, be it! And I'd like to say to Miss Adrian Frantz… HAHA I GOT JOHNNY AND YOU DIDN'T HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
*The TTT bows, Lindsay steals a small kiss from Raoul, much to Luis's dislike, and Johnny joins them from the audience as they peacefully leave*