The Continued Adventures of
The Transsexual Transvestite Trio
Ah hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!
Author's Note: The Zipper, a ride, does sadly not belong to us… :`( Life Support/Zipper is yet another Lisa/Lindsay joke. Shawn Hunter, from Boy Meets World, does not belong to Lindsay…. :`( The hospital was completely made up. Any RHPS/GGD references… they sadly do not belong to us… we'll put them back where we found them.
Dr. Frank-N-Futer and Johnny Rzeznik were not hurt in the making of this fic. No, we're serious. The chains really didn't hurt them. Right? Guys? You there?
It was great when it all began…
{in the middle of nowhere}
Lindsay: *screams* LIFE SUPPORT! *falls on ground*
Lisa: Oh! I know what to do!! *runs away*
{In hospital on the planet of Transsexual in the galaxy Transylvania}
*Lindsay is laying in a hospital bed*
Lisa: *walks in, holding a picture* Here, I brought you a picture of the Zipper! *she hands it to Lindsay*
Lindsay: *tries to turn it around to somehow make it work. After a moment… * Can I have the real one?
Lisa: … shit.
{A week later}
*Lisa is dragging the Zipper around the planet to try and find the hospital. She finds it and goes to the reception desk… the front of the hospital is no more*
Lisa: Where is Lindsay? *panting* what floor?
Receptionist: 11th.
Lisa: *groans and starts lugging it up the stairs*
*When she finally gets there, the room is empty. Dragging the Zipper back down the 11 flights of stairs, she asks the receptionist…*
Lisa: WHERE THE HELL IS SHE???
Receptionist: Oh yes, I forgot to tell you, she got transferred back to Earth.
Lisa: *falls over*
{On earth, in NYC}
Lindsay: *laying in hospital bed, many flowers, mostly roses, around the bed*
Johnny Rzeznik: *walks in* Why are you here?
Lindsay: Because I'm on life support? *has no idea it's Johnny*
Johnny: You just got transferred.
Lindsay: Where?
Johnny: To the farthest depths of the island of Tahiti.
Lindsay: Hey, wait a minute… YOU'RE HNNHOJ KINZEZR!!!
Johnny: Yea… me too… *backs out of room*
{Only hours later…}
Lisa: *walks in, goes to reception desk* Is Lindsay here?
Receptionist: Oh, you just missed her. She got transferred to Tahiti.
Lisa: *points at her* Oopa! *walks out*
{In Tahiti}
*Lisa walks onto the island, soaking wet and water is pouring out of the cars on the Zipper. She walks around, and then finds the hospital*
Lisa: Don't tell me she moved again?
Receptionist: *says something in a different language*
Lisa: *points at her* Oopa! *walks out, dragging the zipper*
{Back in NYC}
*Lindsay is laying in a hospital bed with Shawn Hunter*
Frank-N-Futer (the doctor): *walks in*
Lindsay: Oh dammit…
Lindsay's alter personality - DaMMiT: Yes?
Lindsay: Shut up! I wasn't talking to you!
DaMMiT: Oh, okay…
Shawn: *slowly crawls out of the bed*
Frank: *he is wearing the lab outfit* Oh-kay!
*A lot of crashing and dieting (a/n: see bottom) is heard. Lisa suddenly appears, dragging the Zipper close behind*
Shawn: *makes a narrow escape out the door*
Frank: *stares*
Lindsay: What's that? *tries to lean over and see it*
Lisa: *panting* It's your…. Zipper… for… Life Support… that you… want… wanted…
Lindsay: Oh! You didn't have to do that!
Lisa: I dragged it to Transsexual Transylvania, *Frank's eyes grow… and that's not the only thing*…
Lindsay: *notices and stares with wide eyes*
Lisa: …and then I went to NYC, and then to Tahiti-
Lindsay: Oh! Ynnhoj was my doctor in Tahiti!
Lisa: *nearly falls over* but still, I dragged it all the way back to NYC!!
Lindsay: Like I said, you didn't have to do that! *opens a window* That's what Shawn got me!
Jhge
^^^ nonsense/random typing
A/N: Oops. ^_^ Lisa…
A/N: I meant to type dieing, but it came to dieting, so we just left that.