Basically this is me letting of my Riley and Tara hating steam. Believe me I love Anya as much as my own family but some of the things she says are a bit well used. I will also have a dig at everything from "post gift fics" to the WB so enjoy if you understand it.
In a dark graveyard.
Buffy and Riley are patrolling.
Buffy: look Riley I really want to say this in the nicest possible way but I don't want you to go patrolling with me any more.
Riley (angrily): what how dare you say that! You can't say that its season five and Joss and the writers need me to provide the Angel substitute.
Buffy (firmly): no I can't allow you to come along now you've had the chip removed you're just a normal weakling human.
Riley: I am not! Do you think you can take me!
Buffy (sarcastically): I'm the slayer. You may think your special but your not.
Riley: iv had it I'm off to a cave to punch the wall until I bleed, then after iv slagged off Angel for being a vampire I will get sexually aroused by one sucking my arm.
With that Riley stomps off into the dark. Just as spike comes along.
Spike: oh look its Buffy, even thou I have sexual urges for you killed many a human and even plotted your death with harmony you haven't staked me yet.
Buffy: well we need big audience figures in England and with the only other English character being a forty five year old coffee advert star I cant kill you. And plus we need a vampire good guy to fill Angels shoes.
Spike: well I'm bloody tired of saying bloody every time something bloody well goes wrong.
Buffy: look spike go and try to kill a close friend of mine thus setting up a new story arc.
Spike: ok.
I will continue if I get enough reviews please be kind