Points to note: well Riley is dead, but Tara isn't I think I'm going to make her suffer, as I particularly hate her.
We are back in the magic shop with Buffy, Willow, Tara and the dead Riley.
Buffy: oh no how stupid I was letting spike get away with another crime!
Willow: Buffy how could you, as I'm your best friend it's my duty to do the complete opposite than you.
Tara: I-I-I-I-I-I think we should go after spike.
Buffy (angrily): excuse me where's the WE in it, all you do is moan how you want to be part of the gang and when we give you a responsibility you stuff it up!
Willow: please stop it this isn't a Marti Noxon written episode so their cant be any arguments.
Anya enters the magic shop.
Buffy (shocked): oh my god! Weres Xander, has something happened to him I mean he's never at work and he's not with you so were is he. Is he ok!
Anya: orgasms.
Buffy: what!
Anya: orgasms.
Willow: what's up with you Anya?
Anya: orgasms.
Buffy walks over to Anya and head-butts her.
Buffy: listen I know this is a fanfic but do you have to say orgasms over and over again.
Anya: orgasms.
Buffy has had enough. She grabs hold of a vase and smashes it over Anya's head.
Buffy: where is Xander and what's up with your voice box.
Anya: ok I have fulfilled my orgasm quota, Xander is in bed after a great blowjob and spanking session. And as this is a fanfic I have to say orgasams or orgasm friend over and over.
Tara: D-D-D-D-Do you mind I find this subject very embarrassing.
Anya: if I want to talk about orgasams, sex, orgasm friends, blow jobs and spanking I will I do not need a stupid stick insect like you stuttering in my way and covering me in your saliva!
As soon as Anya had finished Taras face went a bright red.
Willow: oh no Tara are you ok.
Willow starts to rub one of Tara's cheeks, but one of her long nails cuts Tara.
Tara: O-O-O-O-O-O-Ow that hurt me.
Before willow could respond Tara's head exploded from the sudden release of pressure.
Willow: oh no Tara baby are you ok!
Anya: well duh! She's dead!
Willow: oh no! Now Taras dead all I am is the slightly less annoying witch in a show that has more to do with magic than vampires even thou the show is called Buffy The Vampire Slayer.
Anya: oh well I need an orgasm. Time to go.
Yes I no the ending is lame but I would of continued all day. Next up is Giles and Dawn. Please R&R.