The Pet Shop


It was a quiet day at the gundam pilot residence where the five former
pilots
resided until they found themselves some nice happy girls to marry.
Heero: Like that'd happen
ANYWAYS!! As i was saying... it was a quiet day and most everyone was
depressed.... they needed some friends... mans best friend maybe...

Quatre: *walks over to where Duo is playing a video game* Duo!!
Duo: DIE EVIL OZ SCUM!!! NOONE CAN DEFEAT THE MIGHTY... SHINGAM? THATS
NOT
HOW YOU SPELL IT YOU IDIOTS!!!!!!
Quatre: DUO!!
Duo: * hits the game off and turns to him, mumbling stuff about killing
Sony
and stuff like that* Yes...?
Quatre: We need a pet! Like look at us! Heero always on his laptop and
Trowa's always staring and Wufei is always kicking things and you're
always
on video games.
Duo: And you?
Quatre: um... never mind me... let's go get an animal! *grabs Duos arm
and
starts pulling him off*
Duo: But we have Heero!!!!!

A master of thoughts, Quatre Raberba Winner was. Once he managed to
drag
everyone into the car, they drove to the nearest pet store, to their
dismay.
And thus our story begins...
Wufei: To get more weird
AND THUS OUR STORY BEGINS!!!!!!!

Quatre: *runs into the pet shop and goes straight to the doggies*
Duo: *hops in, plotting about Sony*
Heero: Why does he make us do things like this? How'd he bribe you,
Trowa?
Trowa: *is walking beside Heero, munching on animal crackers* *shrugs*
Heero: What about you, Wufei?
Wufei: That information is best unknown by you lower beings.
Heero: *shrugs and enters the building* This is a waste of time
Trowa: Agreed
Heero: *follows Trowa and Wufei into the dredded pet shop*

I don't think it's dredded
Trowa: *chew* *chew* *offers a carcker* Lion? Zebra? Elephant?
Whatever, lets continue now without distractions!!

Quatre: Look, Duo! Look! Look at the puppy!!!
Duo: Wow.. it's a dog.... look at this thing! It looks like a hot dog,
but it
squeaks! *squeezes little dog toy and gazes at it happily*
Quatre: That's a dog toy
Duo: *is very fasinated with the toy*

Why is he so stupid?
Duo: Hey! Be nice you guys! You're the one writing this story!
Why is he so stupid?

Trowa: *done his crackers and now is watching the kittens doing
acrobats* No!
That's a bad dismount! AH!
Heero: Trowa, shut up, you idiot, they can't hear you.
Trowa: Omae o korosu
Heero: Hey! Thats my line! You're evil. *walks away to look at the
aquatic
animals*
Trowa: *is watching the cats, getting info on acrobatics*

Wufei: *saunters around the shop really bored and stops near some
birds, that
are loose, and glares*
Bird: *jumps on Wufei's shoulder*
Wufei: Ah! This is injustice!
Bird: Injustice, injustice
Wufei: *evil plots* You baka onna
Bird: Baka Onna! Baka Onna!
Wufei: *starts telling bird words that may be useful in corruption of
the
world*

Quatre: *has a happy little beagle puppy in his arms* I like this one!
Duo: *has collected a few toys that look like food* yeah, yeah, thats
nice.
*squeek and a giggle*

Heero: *is looking at the turtles* These are cute... no! they are
devilish.... yes.... *suddenly trips while walking away and falls in
the
turtle tank* ah!

Quatre: Ready to go, Duo?
Duo: *squeek* Oh yeah
Quatre: Lets go find everyone else.
Duo: *starts chewing on a rawhide* They say this is good for your
teeth!
Quatre: *sighs and walks over to where Trowa is*
Trowa: *is petting a black cat* His name will be... Lion!
Quatre: My dog's name is Sandrock!
Duo: This is a hotdog, and a hamburger, and celery! oh! and a carrot
too! Oh
yeah! And this is a rawhide! And a pigs ear! Hickory smoked... *drools*
Quatre: Where's Heero and Wufei?
Wufei: *appears with a yellow and white bird on his shoulder* This is
my
minnion
Bird: Baka! Baka!
Wufei: Good minion
Quatre: *pets his dog* Well, where'd Heero go?
Heero: *goes to the, soaking wet and with alot of miny turtles biting
him*
Can we go now?

And that brings the end of our story...
Quatre: No! The Agony! We were just getting to an interesting part!
It's the end so stop whining, yeesh.