The Pet Shop 2- The animals take over the Gundam residence
By: HappyKatcha
Rating: PG
Authors Note: Yeah... ok, so, if you don't like animals gone crazy and
stuff,
don't read it.
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing or Sony, but if I did! Oh... but if
I
did... I'd be playing games and watching tv and I would be chatting
with
Quatre right now...
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The Pet Shop 2- The animals take over the Gundam residence
::Ah yes..... as our story continues...
Heero: Continues? From when? Huh?
*sigh* ok, Quatre dragged you guys to a pet shop and you guys got some
pets.... our story begins an hour after you arrived home...::
Heero: *is rubbing cream on the places where the turtles bit him*
Duo: *chewing on some rawhide, hickory smoked, ad playing a video game*
Wufei: *looking around for his bird* here birdy birdy birdy... come to
master...
Quatre: You lost your bird?! It's evil! He'll peck our eyes out! Gte
him
Sandrock! *points at Wufei to his dog*
Dog: *tilts head and looks confused*
Trowa: *comes into the room with a clown outfit on* Did any see where
my cat
went? I'm trying to teach him to ride an elephant.
Quatre: I told you not to bring elephants into the house!!
Trowa: Crucial training... now do you have any raw meat?
Quatre: *shakes his head and sighs*
Wufei: Here birdy birdy birdy....
Duo: *squeek* Go Shingam! You rule dude! Go mighty God of Deaf? What
the
hell?!?! THAT'S IT, SONY! YOU'RE GOING DOWN!!! *jumps up and runs to
the
phone*
Quatre: Wufei, give it up, it probably flew away. Go get a hamster or
something, they don't talk and they don't run away so easily if you
keep them
in the cage.
Wufei: Ham-ster? I will find a ham-ster! And I will rule
alllllllll!!!!!
*runs out of the house*
Quatre: Maybe it was better that we didn't get any pets...
Duo: Yeah? Is this Sony? Well, i got a loaded gun and a.... what? oh,
sorry... no, i'm not interested in a refund.... no! i don't want a free
trial
of your newest game!! what the? what are you talking about? oh, got it.
*presses number 5, for death threats*
::They don't actually have those, so don't hurt me.
Trowa: Where's my cat? *looks at the readers* Do you have my cat?
Where's my
cat? I want my cat! *sees a lion run past and hears a crash* Oh,
they're
loose again....
I'm just gonna continue...::
Quatre: My dog's disappeared... anyone seen my dog? Hello?!
Heero: Probably trying to eat my turtles... they deserve to die... no
good
lousy little rats...
Quatre: You let the turtles go? How many did you have?
Heero: Near 50, probably, they hurt me... they hurt my special spot.
Quatre: Stop thinking about your shooting arm, we need to find these
animals.
Heero: *is rubbing his right arm* Useless... they hurt my special
spot...
Trowa: *comes back, panting from running too much* Um... noone go
outside...
*runs back outside*
Quatre: This isn't good...
Wufei: *appears in the room with a fcage full of hamsters, about 10
hamsters* I've got them!!! They are mine!!! You weaklings can't handle
my
ham-sters!! WA HA HA HA! HAM-STERS! oh, yeah, there's an elephant
outside...
and a lion.
Quatre: *groan*
The Horror!! The Terror!! He got hamsters and the elephants are on a
rampage!
What ever shall we do?!
Wufei: Shut up, woman, I'm trying toteach my ham-sters words.
*mumbles not very nice sounding words*
Quatre: *looks through the window to see Trowa chasing elephants and
lions
with a rope* This is crazy... why did i ever suggest things like this
to
anyone?! These people are even more crazy than before. *turns to see a
the
hamster cage empty an Wufei walking around* Where'd they go Wufei?!
Wufei: Come back here you weak animals... I'll show you why noone runs
from
Wufei! Now where are you? You need to earn some new words...
Quatre: First the bird, now the hamsters. What next?
Duo: YOU CAN'T SEND PEOPLE AFTER ME!! I'M THE MIGHTY SHINIGAMI!! NOONE
DEFEATS ME!! no, i don't want to go to a hospital I'M PERFECTLY FINE!!!
no!
no i don't want a free... well, maybe.... YES! I WILL TAKE THE FREE
GAMES AND
EVERYTHING IF YOU CHANGE THAT ONE GAME!! yes, that game i've been
rambling
about for the past half hour! yes, the one with shingam the god of
deaf. it's
shinigami, the god of death. yes, i understand i'm loosing my temper.
WHAT?!
I'M NOT CRAZY!! I'M SHINIGAMI!! hello? hello? anyone? sony? hello?
*hangs up
phone and opens the phone book* sony sony sony....
::We all love picking on Duo
Duo: Why me? Why is it always me? First with Sony and now you. Ah!
We love you, Duo, we feel for you.::
NIGHT TIME
Wufei: *is thrashing around in bed* Ham! Sters! Ham! Sters! *sits up
suddenly, wet with sweat* HAMSTERS!!!! AHHHH!!!!!!! *hears scratching
at his
door* *wimper*
Quatre: *is drooling in his sleep* Tea cookies.... mint tea.....
tea.....
*sits up suddenly in bed* WHERE'S MY TEA?!?! *hears dogs howling
outside his
door* *wimper*
Trowa: *sleeping with his eyes wide open, staring into space and
chuckling*
Hehe... lions and tigers and bears.... lions and tigers and bears....
*sits
up suddenly* OH MY!!! *hears elephant knocking on his window and a cat
purring outside his door* *wimper*
Duo: *squeek* Hilde... *gnaw* I love..... hickory smoked..... *sits up
suddenly* WHERE'D MY HAMBURGER GO?! *hears a lion roar outside and a
squeek*
*wimper*
Heero: *sleeps on his side, hugging a gun* Turtle soup... turtle pie...
turtle.... *sits up suddenly* *is holding a turtle, not a gun* AHHH!
*throws
it away and hears a clunk, followed by many chewing noises* *wimper*
Wufei: *walking around the room angrily* Come get me you weaklings! You
shall
all perish under my wrath! WUFEIS WRATH!!
Quatre: *from his room down the hall* Wufei? I hear dogs outside my
door!!
HELP!!
Wufei: WEAKLINGS!!!
Trowa: *from his room* Does anyone hear the elephant? It's coming for
me, i
mean it... it's coming for me...
Duo: *from his room* The lion has my hamburger!!! That hamburger was
top
price!! I want my hamburger!!
Heero: *we all know where he is* Shut up, you idiot!
Duo: MY HAMBURGER!!
Wufei: For Nataku's sake, Maxwell, shut up!! The hamsters are coming
for me!!
Trowa: The cats too... all of them....
Quatre: We need to calm down. What could harmless animals do? *hears a
dog
growl an scratch at the door* Ah!
Duo: hamburger... hamburger... hamburger....
Trowa: They're coming for me!!!
Wufei: It's the hamsters, i tell you... hamsters....
Heero: Will everyone shut up?! We need to get to somewhere.. er...
safe...
Quatre: Anywhere but in the house, please...
Heero: *ponders*
Quatre: Heero?
Heero: Be quiet! I'm pondering!
::30 MINUTES LATER::
Trowa: *is scanning the grounds*
Quatre: Why the roof? Some of these animals can climb.
Heero: Would you like the chimney better?
Quatre: No sir...
Duo: I'm telling you, it's Sony.
Wufei: Is the ground moving?
Heero: Those are your lovely hamsters... they multiply fast...
Trowa: There must be at least 1000 of them. wow.
Quatre: What with all those dogs?
Duo: Sony's behind this!
Trowa: Must be your dogs friends.
Quatre: Friends?! I barely had him for a day!
Heero: *looks over the whole ground, from fence to fence* They've
covered the
whole estate! We'll never get out!
Duo: Sony!
Wufei: Never ever get out.... hey! there's my bird!
Birds: Baka! Onna!
Wufei: AHH!
Quatre: Is it me or do all those animals like staring at us?
Everyone: *looks out, to see all the animals elephants and everythin,
staring
at them*
Trowa: Is this good?
Duo: *looks past the fence and sees lines of Sony trucks, honking and
staring* SONY!!!!!!!
::That's a scary ending. Why is it so scary? AHH! LOL. thats sad.
Quatre: I don't get it... why Sony?
You'd have to read the first one. Then you'll know.::
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Well, i hope you guys enjoyed this. DIE SONY!! Sorry, lol. Yeah, well,
thanks
to my dearest friend, Clara, who without, you wouldn't be reading this
fanfic. Thank you.
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