On the first day of Christmas Hikaru gave to me one of Hikari's siblings.
"But I'm allergic to dogs"

On the second day of Christmas Umi gave to me 2 stale cakes.
"Umi-Chan, I don't mean to me rude...BUT THEY'RE STALE!"

On the 3rd day of Christmas Fuu gave to me 3 pairs of glasses.
"But my vision is perfect..."

On the 4th day of Christmas Ferio gave to me 4 broken magic orbs.
"I'm not even going to ask how you managed that Ferio..."

On the 5th day of Christmas Emeraude gave to me absolutely nothing.
"Why didn't I see that coming?"

On the 6th day of Christmas Lantis gave to me 6 cracked mirror pendants.
"Great 6 portable broken mirrors. Lantis-san... I'm gonna hurt you"

On the 7th day of Christmas Ascot gave to me 7 monsters.
"Um...uh... No. Just...no."

On the 8th day of Christmas Eagle gave to me 8 broken giant robots.
"And to think I use to think you were really cool Eagle."

On the 9th day of Christmas Tarta & Tatra gave to me 9 scary ghost things.
"EWW! That's just wrong! GIMME THE RECIEPT I'M TAKEING THEM BACK!"

On the 10th day of Christmas Aska gave to me 10 paper and brush sets.
"One problem...NO INK!"

On the 11th day of Christmas Zagato gave to me 11 useless minions.
"Great 11 of Alcyone's relatives... Zagato I really hate you."

On the 12th day of Christmas Zazu gave to me 12 things to make up for my other useless gifts.
"^_^ YAY! Z-Chan comes through again! Finally some decent gifts!"